Weapon Ratings: From Golden to Garbage

[Omniraptor]

I wish the harpoon worked on allies (like mines) so that if an ally is overextending and getting out of position I could reel them back in

Also harpoon should work on terrain so I could perform ridiculous harpoon-assisted turns. Like spider-man. This game for example uses grappling hooks to great effect, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff-Pi7RD9pM a slower version of this would be sweet in GOI I think

[Ightrril]

I did say they were newbies. I think we won 5-0. The interesting part about flares is how non threatening they are. No big explosions or fancy particles, they don't even move that fast.  I think the Junker was trying to line up a trifecta so all hands were at guns and didn't realize what was happening until they were already on the ground.

Reminds me of a match I was in on Labyrinth. 4 mobulas, nothing but flares. One of them had only pilots too, which is the team that won (who needs tools to put out fires anyway?).

Also harpoon should work on terrain so I could perform ridiculous harpoon-assisted turns.

That would certainly be a lot of fun to do, imagine Squids swinging at incredible speed around Canyons (with a faster-reloading harpoon of course).

[ShadedExalt]

I did say they were newbies. I think we won 5-0. The interesting part about flares is how non threatening they are. No big explosions or fancy particles, they don't even move that fast.  I think the Junker was trying to line up a trifecta so all hands were at guns and didn't realize what was happening until they were already on the ground.

Reminds me of a match I was in on Labyrinth. 4 mobulas, nothing but flares. One of them had only pilots too, which is the team that won (who needs tools to put out fires anyway?).

Also harpoon should work on terrain so I could perform ridiculous harpoon-assisted turns.

That would certainly be a lot of fun to do, imagine Squids swinging at incredible speed around Canyons (with a faster-reloading harpoon of course).

♫ Spider Squid, Spider Squid, does whatever a Spider Squid does... ♫

But imagine the Squids barrelling around corners to smash everything in sight...

[Schwalbe]

I imagine a pyramidion doing so.

[Canyon Ambush]

"Hey, let's go around this corner..."

[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]

"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]

[ShadedExalt]

I imagine a pyramidion doing so.

[Canyon Ambush]

"Hey, let's go around this corner..."

[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]

"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]

inb4 Melon

[Replaceable]

I imagine a pyramidion doing so.

[Canyon Ambush]

"Hey, let's go around this corner..."

[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]

"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]

inb4 Melon

*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*

RIP Melon.

[Imagine]

Think about doing that on Paritan but instead of hitting another ship you hit a goddamn crane and explode on contact because you just hit it at the speed on light.

[ShadedExalt]

I imagine a pyramidion doing so.

[Canyon Ambush]

"Hey, let's go around this corner..."

[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]

"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]

inb4 Melon

*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*

RIP Melon.

Statement from Crewmate:

W-We put some Moonshine in his canteen!  W-W didn't know he'd go and do this!  Why, Melon?  Why didn't you let your engies get to the armor?  WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG?!

From here on the crew member devolved into a blubbering, sobbing wreck.

[Schwalbe]

Think about doing that on Paritan but instead of hitting another ship you hit a goddamn crane and explode on contact because you just hit it at the speed on light.

I can think of jokes coming after such death;

"ALL YOU HAD TO DO - WAS NOT TO HIT THE GODDAMN CRANE CJ!"

[Replaceable]

I imagine a pyramidion doing so.

[Canyon Ambush]

"Hey, let's go around this corner..."

[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]

"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]

inb4 Melon

*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*

RIP Melon.

Statement from Crewmate:

W-We put some Moonshine in his canteen!  W-W didn't know he'd go and do this!  Why, Melon?  Why didn't you let your engies get to the armor?  WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG?!

From here on the crew member devolved into a blubbering, sobbing wreck.

Melon. Gone but not forgotten.
"Eaten by DoTA."
Rip in peace.

[ShadedExalt]

I imagine a pyramidion doing so.

[Canyon Ambush]

"Hey, let's go around this corner..."

[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]

"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]

inb4 Melon

*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*

RIP Melon.

Statement from Crewmate:

W-We put some Moonshine in his canteen!  W-W didn't know he'd go and do this!  Why, Melon?  Why didn't you let your engies get to the armor?  WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG?!

From here on the crew member devolved into a blubbering, sobbing wreck.

Melon. Gone but not forgotten.
"Eaten by DoTA."
Rip in peace.

I refuse to accept that and made my own version

[DJ Logicalia]

I imagine a pyramidion doing so.

[Canyon Ambush]

"Hey, let's go around this corner..."

[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]

"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]

inb4 Melon

*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*

RIP Melon.

Statement from Crewmate:

W-We put some Moonshine in his canteen!  W-W didn't know he'd go and do this!  Why, Melon?  Why didn't you let your engies get to the armor?  WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG?!

From here on the crew member devolved into a blubbering, sobbing wreck.

Melon. Gone but not forgotten.
"Eaten by DoTA."
Rip in peace.

Woah woah woah.

Melon was eaten by Dota? Tipz was eaten by Dota too! I feel its time to do something before more of our beloved friends succumb to the clear and present danger that is Dota 2

[Kamoba]

I imagine a pyramidion doing so.

[Canyon Ambush]

"Hey, let's go around this corner..."

[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]

"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]

inb4 Melon

*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*

RIP Melon.

Statement from Crewmate:

W-We put some Moonshine in his canteen!  W-W didn't know he'd go and do this!  Why, Melon?  Why didn't you let your engies get to the armor?  WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG?!

From here on the crew member devolved into a blubbering, sobbing wreck.

Melon. Gone but not forgotten.
"Eaten by DoTA."
Rip in peace.

Woah woah woah.

Melon was eaten by Dota? Tipz was eaten by Dota too! I feel its time to do something before more of our beloved friends succumb to the clear and present danger that is Dota 2

MOBA's FTL! Lobbies and Guns of Icarus forever!

[Replaceable]

I imagine a pyramidion doing so.

[Canyon Ambush]

"Hey, let's go around this corner..."

[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]

"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]

inb4 Melon

*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*

RIP Melon.

Statement from Crewmate:

W-We put some Moonshine in his canteen!  W-W didn't know he'd go and do this!  Why, Melon?  Why didn't you let your engies get to the armor?  WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG?!

From here on the crew member devolved into a blubbering, sobbing wreck.

Melon. Gone but not forgotten.
"Eaten by DoTA."
Rip in peace.

Woah woah woah.

Melon was eaten by Dota? Tipz was eaten by Dota too! I feel its time to do something before more of our beloved friends succumb to the clear and present danger that is Dota 2

MOBA's FTL! Lobbies and Guns of Icarus forever!

Here Here!

*Thread 100% derailed*

[Kamoba]

I imagine a pyramidion doing so.

[Canyon Ambush]

"Hey, let's go around this corner..."

[SUDDENLY - double gat pyra, hooked with poon on side, gun blazing with greased, engines burnt by moonshine]

"HOLY SHIT-" [get wrecked with ultra ram at broken armour]

inb4 Melon

*Breaks dowm into tears and sobs*

RIP Melon.

Statement from Crewmate:

W-We put some Moonshine in his canteen!  W-W didn't know he'd go and do this!  Why, Melon?  Why didn't you let your engies get to the armor?  WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE SO YOUNG?!

From here on the crew member devolved into a blubbering, sobbing wreck.

Melon. Gone but not forgotten.
"Eaten by DoTA."
Rip in peace.

Woah woah woah.

Melon was eaten by Dota? Tipz was eaten by Dota too! I feel its time to do something before more of our beloved friends succumb to the clear and present danger that is Dota 2

MOBA's FTL! Lobbies and Guns of Icarus forever!

Here Here!

*Thread 100% derailed*

Of course, this is Steam Punk not Steam Train! Rail are for puny land vehicles!