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Offline HamsterIV

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« on: November 15, 2014, 01:44:51 am »
Attention Guns of Icarus community, on November 11th 2014 my son Brisbane took his first breaths of Earth's atmosphere and found it to his liking. I look forward to teaching him all that I know about life, computers, and airship battles. For now I am busy changing diapers and making sure his feedings are happening on time. Sadly this means I have less time to fly around with you fine people, casing trouble, and breaking the meta. As a consolation here is a picture of Brisbane giving me the stink eye when he was a few hours old.


As you can tell by the picture, he is infinitely cunning with a sarcastic streak a mile wide. He favors close range tactics, such as luring an opponent in with a "poopy diaper"  then hosing them down with a water based chemical weapon of his own making. So far I have fallen prey to this maneuver once, but over the coming years I expect him to pull it off on a few more unsuspecting victims. The next iteration of the Hamster line is real, you have been warned.

« Last Edit: November 15, 2014, 03:26:00 pm by N-Sunderland »

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2014, 03:35:34 am »


But seriously man...


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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2014, 03:43:08 am »
He looks determined! When can we start recruiting him? :D

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2014, 10:21:17 am »
Will he be as clan abstinent and/or half as fearsome as you are?

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2014, 11:33:22 am »
That will be his choice. I will not forbid him joining a clan even if they display pyromeniacle tendencies and a complete disregard for the Meta.

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2014, 11:53:38 am »
Congrats Hamster! I'm sure you will teach him to respect Zill's prowess in no time :P

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2014, 12:00:09 pm »
OMG!
 :) :) :)
Congratulations!!!

I wish you the best of luck being a father!
And Congratulations again!

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2014, 02:19:49 pm »
Congratulations to the Hamster family!  I live in a city called Brisbane, maybe little Brizzy will grow up to rule over us all!

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2014, 07:57:51 pm »
Congrats Hamster. Never send him into the Canyons, and he shall live a long and fruitful life in the skies.

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2014, 09:32:43 pm »
Congratulations my brother, there's no finer community in the skies to raise a son.

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2014, 10:28:42 pm »
Congratulations, Hamster. Now that there is a second, is the rule of two in effect? Can there be only two at a time, Master and Apperentce?


(Star wars reference.)

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2014, 11:13:09 pm »
Congratulations!

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Re: HamsterV
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2014, 11:21:28 am »
Conglaturations.

I look forward to standing in awe as he sets the sky ablaze before realizing in horror he's aiming at me.