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Off-Topic => The Lounge => Topic started by: HamsterIV on November 15, 2014, 01:44:51 am

Title: HamsterV
Post by: HamsterIV on November 15, 2014, 01:44:51 am

Attention Guns of Icarus community, on November 11th 2014 my son Brisbane took his first breaths of Earth's atmosphere and found it to his liking. I look forward to teaching him all that I know about life, computers, and airship battles. For now I am busy changing diapers and making sure his feedings are happening on time. Sadly this means I have less time to fly around with you fine people, casing trouble, and breaking the meta. As a consolation here is a picture of Brisbane giving me the stink eye when he was a few hours old.
(http://wilsonradiomobile.webs.com/pics/brisbane.png)

As you can tell by the picture, he is infinitely cunning with a sarcastic streak a mile wide. He favors close range tactics, such as luring an opponent in with a "poopy diaper"  then hosing them down with a water based chemical weapon of his own making. So far I have fallen prey to this maneuver once, but over the coming years I expect him to pull it off on a few more unsuspecting victims. The next iteration of the Hamster line is real, you have been warned.

Title: Re: HamsterV
Post by: Squidslinger Gilder on November 15, 2014, 03:35:34 am

(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140907192809/cardfight/images/2/2d/Kawaii.gif)

But seriously man...

(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Al-Bundy-Slow-Motion-Thumbs-Up-On-Married-With-Children.gif)

Title: Re: HamsterV
Post by: Andika on November 15, 2014, 03:43:08 am

He looks determined! When can we start recruiting him? :D

Title: Re: HamsterV
Post by: James T. Kirk on November 15, 2014, 10:21:17 am

Will he be as clan abstinent and/or half as fearsome as you are?

Title: Re: HamsterV
Post by: HamsterIV on November 15, 2014, 11:33:22 am

That will be his choice. I will not forbid him joining a clan even if they display pyromeniacle tendencies and a complete disregard for the Meta.

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Post by: Shinkurex on November 15, 2014, 11:53:38 am

Congrats Hamster! I'm sure you will teach him to respect Zill's prowess in no time :P

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Post by: Indreams on November 15, 2014, 12:00:09 pm

OMG!
 :) :) :)
Congratulations!!!

I wish you the best of luck being a father!
And Congratulations again!

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Post by: ramjamslam on November 15, 2014, 02:19:49 pm

Congratulations to the Hamster family!  I live in a city called Brisbane, maybe little Brizzy will grow up to rule over us all!

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Post by: RearAdmiralZill on November 15, 2014, 07:57:51 pm

Congrats Hamster. Never send him into the Canyons, and he shall live a long and fruitful life in the skies.

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Post by: Canon Whitecandle on November 15, 2014, 09:32:43 pm

Congratulations my brother, there's no finer community in the skies to raise a son.

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Post by: macmacnick on November 15, 2014, 10:28:42 pm

Congratulations, Hamster. Now that there is a second, is the rule of two in effect? Can there be only two at a time, Master and Apperentce?


(Star wars reference.)

Title: Re: HamsterV
Post by: Chmielewski on November 15, 2014, 11:13:09 pm

Congratulations!

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Post by: Ultimate Pheer on November 16, 2014, 11:21:28 am

Conglaturations.

I look forward to standing in awe as he sets the sky ablaze before realizing in horror he's aiming at me.