Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Lanliss]

I used to be useless at everything, until I met a captain named Valhallen. He taught how to play, and his primary tactic was ramming, so it was not forgiving to play engine on his ship. However, this also made winning very rewarding. He named his ship, a junker, My Junk. Not original, but still funny. My favorite quote is "I like ramming people with My Junk".

[Schwalbe]

I remember Mr.Disaster doing the same exact thing, with the only difference his pyramidion was named Mike Rotch - so it was a bit more subtle and elegant.

[Mod Josie]

"We do this like Mythbusters. We talk about science for the first two minutes and then we just blow stuff up."

 - Patched Wizard

[DJ Logicalia]

Upon seeing Glider in a lobby:

Me: "OMG IT'S GILDER CAN YOU SIGN MY SQUID?"

No response

In match, Gilder's ship dies

Me: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT SIGNING MY SQUID YOU BASTARD"

Gilder: "stfu im trying to teach people"

Ahh, memories <3

[Aayra]

random new player: pick a nice ship and make it strong



*2v1 situation, we are on the ground, no balloon, no hull, 2 people trying to keep the hull up, panic on the ship*
Extirminator (main engi): DON´T WORRY I AM GETTING A PHONE CALL!  *goes afk*



*shot the nose of the fish and it turned right into a building and bumped*
Extirminator: now kiss!



.......: can we do 16 minotaur match after this?
DJ Logicalia: did that, it was hell
DJ Logicalia: Like, imagine fun
DJ Logicalia: And then forget it



SoxRobot : LIVE THE DREAM
SoxRobot: THEN PILOT THE DREAM INTO THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN AND DIE



*after 2 clips of minotaur constantly making ship turn*
enemy in the chat:
.......:  is that a light breeze that is pushing us?

[Schwalbe]

Ally when encountering minotaur for the first time

...: WTH
...: WE HAVE A BUG IN PILOT ABILITIES

[MightyKeb]

Ally when encountering minotaur for the first time

...: WTH
...: WE HAVE A BUG IN PILOT ABILITIES

"Cap'n, what in devil's are ya' doing? STOP STEERIN THE HELM WILDLY"

[Lydia Litvyak]

Enelar: D.lo-res is cute little 3d printer, arent you

Hillerton: I hate allies

Enelar: wow that's your ex?
Enelar: she pretty
Enelar: good choice
Lydia: thank you
Lydia: but it's not my ex, it's me
Enelar: i lied

Lueosi: Please don't go engineer pilot
Lueosi: or i bring mines

[madi is engaged to grey t]
Madilee: here's the ring
Madilee: and here's where he proposed to me
Madilee: I'd say I got my $10 worth out of the game

Lydia: someone asked me out
Lueosi: I will kick his but

[servers have crashed and 16 people are in ryder mumble waiting to reconnect]
Extirminator: so...this is what the end of time looks like...

Dementio: a sacrifice for the victory god! THE VICTORY GOD!

Lueosi: are you insulting germans?
Llamas Unite: No, I'm insulting Austrians.
Lueosi: ah that's okay.
Dementio: WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[DJ Logicalia]

I SEE THE ENEMY, CAPTAIN, THEY ARE 550 SOCIALIST UNITS IN FRONT OF US ~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx

[Koali]

I SEE THE ENEMY, CAPTAIN, THEY ARE 550 SOCIALIST UNITS IN FRONT OF US ~ xX tHe-tAnK Xx

Fixed it for you.

[Hoja Lateralus]

What are the socialist units?

[DJ Logicalia]

Meters, my friend. True patriots use feet

[Sarabelle Marlowe]

"I'm going to murder you all whilst playing the ukulele."
-Captain Swaggersack

[Kamoba]

Daring Do': "Oh I'm level 44 now.."

Someone whom I forgot the name of (sorry): "You're inches away from man-hood."

Inkjet and Spoonninja both burst out laughing, everyone else realises what was said and joins in the laughter.

[Hoja Lateralus]

Meters are socialist units?

*triggered*

But, seriously, why?


After explaining the plot of an anime where a guy saved a kid that later turns out to be massive murderer:
"That's why you always kill the children... wait" - Loading