Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Mizhir Starsurge]

I'm looking forward to the day that I say something funny enough that people will:
1. Remember it
2. Post it here

-Mizhir Starsurge

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[SwimFellow]

 "Ok, here's our game plan: Turn left." - A friend of mine, during a match in which I was captain, and we decided that it would be a good idea to never turn the ship right, only left. Surprisingly enough, we won. As a policy, I only turn left now.

[Buchou]

"Crew, this is your captain speaking. We are dying." - JMHX in global chat. To his all AI crew. Right before he rammed someone. And died. #neverforget

[RethBurn]

"Okay, so no drinking tonight Reth- Actually, get tipsy, because you suck when you're sober."

- Andros 2014

[Coldcurse]

Pilot: ok, coidcoerse I want you to have a spanner, mallet and fire exstinguisher.

[I already had wanted he named but I wanted to troll him a bit]

Me: What's a spanner? Is that the red thing?

[Pilot suddenly ragequits]

...

[RethBurn]

Pilot: ok, coidcoerse I want you to have a spanner, mallet and fire exstinguisher.

[I already had wanted he named but I wanted to troll him a bit]

Me: What's a spanner? Is that the red thing?

[Pilot suddenly ragequits]

...

[Coldcurse]

Thats exactly the expression I made when I did that.

[Tharnator]

Captain Atruejedi doing nothing at the beginning of the match
"Sorry, i was pouring a shot."

Later, in the same match
"Thar, remind me in the lobby to bring captains tools. Remember, i'm afternoon drunk."

[Coldcurse]

macmacnick:
I will stop your pit dominance.

[Oliver Colt]

-Narcotic: "MOOS" *repeat several times in many matches*

[Coldcurse]

Muse Bubbles: When I clicked on the mute button ingame, Keyvias isn't green anymore. He's my friend no longer.

Muse Keyvias: Whyyyyyyy! Q.Q

[Terrkas]

I just got one from muse, steamhub:

Keyvias:
"I do agree that serious players and groups do have a problem being called pub stompers because to the other side they appear to be. Despite serious players simply playing the game, effectively and well against a side that often times is less organized than a huddle of penguins when a killer whale is spotted."

http://steamcommunity.com/app/209080/discussions/0/540732888764683930/#p2

[Jereven]

AbbyTheRat: Okie, I'm going to protect Love's Helix.

[Queen Chrysalis]

AbbyTheRat: Okie, I'm going to protect Love's Helix.

I'll have you know she did a wonderful job.  Except the two times I blew up into beautiful shards of flaming cake.

[James T. Kirk]

Me: Hey guys, I need some turners.

Sandy Hawkins: We don't need turners. We only need to go one direction: to victory.