Red Button Consequences

[Huskarr]

Huskarr, who for some reason was able to endure the madness decides to leave. Due to his clumsiness he falls and kicks a pebble by accident.  This Pebble hits one of the worshippers in the head. The worshipper dies because the pebble hit them in the exact spot where a bullet once struck them. The worshipper falls over onto a rubber ducky that makes a squeaky noise.  This noise causes a stray fog to run towards the toy. On it's way there the dog hits Freud who falls onto the button.  This presses the button.

[C r o w]

Oedipus is spawned. He starts crying desperately because he remembers that he actually fucked his own mother and killed his father.
The button presses itself for the melanchony.

[ShadedExalt]

Freud respawns and begins psychoanalyzing Oedipus

[C r o w]

Shenanigans happens: Oedipus suicides, because muh greek tragedy. Freud grows a pair of moustaches as big and fancy as Nietzsche's and challenges him to press the button.

Nietzsche presses the button

[Carn]

For over a year, Nietzsche stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back into him.  Finally Nietzsche collapses, dead, and falls into the abyss.

The abyss presses the button........ somehow.....

[The Mann]

Deer Lord! What happened?5

[Carn]

The Button is disappointed that Mann did not push it.  It brings Carn out of the abyss to speak for the Button.

The button was left alone, neglected in the miasmic depths of the Pit.  I uncovered it, so it may once more change the fabric of reality.

Carn firmly presses the Button.

[C r o w]

The button tremples, shakes, sceams and at last cries "WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!" and a wild Karl Marx spawns!

He begins to criticize Hegel, his teachings and the bourgeois class!

While shocked by this visage of pure &$£%£%"£$ness, the young Sergeant Adolf Hitler presses the button, while looking Carn with the face of a man who should have been admitted at the Accademy of Fine Arts.

[Carn]

General George Patton appears, and proceeds to kick the @$$& of Hitler and Marx. Once done, Patton stands guard by the button with Carn.

[ShadedExalt]

Erwin Rommel proceeds to fall from the sky in a Pz.38t, crushing Carn, Patton, and the button.

[C r o w]

The Generals of WWII showdown is interrupted by an angry historian that first backhands everyone in the room, and then throws the button at the Mann

[Carn]

The button smacks Mann in the face, and in the process is pressed.

All people are transported to their proper times and places.

I pick up the button, and clean it with a feather duster.

[ShadedExalt]

The button is happy at this care being placed upon it, and rewards Carn with a maid uniform.

Not on him, just in it's package on his person.

[Carn]

I put the uniform in a bag labeled​ "For gf"

I put the button on a high shelf.

[ShadedExalt]

The button somehow looks smug, lording over the smaller people, which annoys Shaded, so he reaches up and presses it.