Red Button Consequences

[Koali]

Luharis's knife is swapped out for a Tsundere Knife, which wasn't stabbing the button because it liked it or anything, baka!

Koali presses the button, hoping to unsee all of that.

[C r o w]

Koali's pressing triggers the button.

"Y u no moar roleplay?"

Emil in disbelief of having seen a talking button pushes it with a cheesecake.

[Carn]

"Well that's more pleasant."

Carn pulls up in a black suit, driving a black BMW that was left to him in the will of the soldier whose funeral he went to. Running over to the button, he picks it up and says,

"Button, are you back my Queen?"

[Koali]

Seeing the black BMW fills you with determination.

*press*

[Skybox-]

Absolutely nothing happens.



Ever again.



In this universe.


(Meanwhile, in an alternate universe)

*The captain of the Galleon shouts "Full attack!" and slams the button.*

[C r o w]

The Gallon transforms into an Imperial-Class Star Destroyer.
It unleashes a barrage of shots that cancels anything around it.

In another dimension still, Emil presses the button with a leaping attack. 

[ShadedExalt]

In the fiftieth dimension, a Death Star charges it's laser, and punches a hole through realities to destroy the ISD, punching through and pushing the button

[C r o w]

The Death Star is transformed into an interdimentional fiery meatball, that roams trough the various planes of existence, spreading knowledge and peace.

Emil, full of knowledge and peacefulness, presses the button

[Huskarr]

Through this Huskarr appears.
He pulls out his screwdriver and fixes the button.  He then proceeds to close all eventual rips in space-time with a single mallet whack.
"this should be working again without breaking the dimensions"
He then pushes the button to test it.

[C r o w]

The button doubles itself, and then transforms into an enormous robot.
The robot says: "Let me sing you the song of my people."
Then proceeds to sing the Transformers theme.
After this performance the robot presses the button from which he originated.

[ShadedExalt]

This adorable spider shows up

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and plays you the song of his people on the button

[C r o w]

A button appears hearing the song of the spider people on the other button and goes next to the spider to sing with him the song of his people

[Carn]

All the singing, dancing things disappear.

Carn places the button upon a silk pillow, on a marble pedestal.

[C r o w]

Spineless idiots see it and rever the button as a god.
Crow arrives and trows Nietzsche on the button.

[ShadedExalt]

Nietzsche turns into Freud, how begins to psycho-analyze the button, but doesn't press it.