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Offline Huskarr

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #435 on: March 26, 2016, 02:41:03 pm »
Huskarr, who for some reason was able to endure the madness decides to leave. Due to his clumsiness he falls and kicks a pebble by accident.  This Pebble hits one of the worshippers in the head. The worshipper dies because the pebble hit them in the exact spot where a bullet once struck them. The worshipper falls over onto a rubber ducky that makes a squeaky noise.  This noise causes a stray fog to run towards the toy. On it's way there the dog hits Freud who falls onto the button.  This presses the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #436 on: March 26, 2016, 03:53:26 pm »
Oedipus is spawned. He starts crying desperately because he remembers that he actually fucked his own mother and killed his father.
The button presses itself for the melanchony.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #437 on: March 28, 2016, 01:35:14 pm »
Freud respawns and begins psychoanalyzing Oedipus

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #438 on: March 29, 2016, 04:15:50 am »
Shenanigans happens: Oedipus suicides, because muh greek tragedy. Freud grows a pair of moustaches as big and fancy as Nietzsche's and challenges him to press the button.

Nietzsche presses the button

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #439 on: May 30, 2017, 12:26:24 pm »
For over a year, Nietzsche stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back into him.  Finally Nietzsche collapses, dead, and falls into the abyss.

The abyss presses the button........ somehow.....

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #440 on: May 31, 2017, 12:51:25 pm »
Deer Lord! What happened?5

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #441 on: May 31, 2017, 01:36:52 pm »
The Button is disappointed that Mann did not push it.  It brings Carn out of the abyss to speak for the Button.

The button was left alone, neglected in the miasmic depths of the Pit.  I uncovered it, so it may once more change the fabric of reality.

Carn firmly presses the Button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #442 on: June 02, 2017, 03:31:43 pm »
The button tremples, shakes, sceams and at last cries "WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!" and a wild Karl Marx spawns!

He begins to criticize Hegel, his teachings and the bourgeois class!

While shocked by this visage of pure &$£%£%"£$ness, the young Sergeant Adolf Hitler presses the button, while looking Carn with the face of a man who should have been admitted at the Accademy of Fine Arts.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #443 on: June 02, 2017, 05:15:48 pm »
General George Patton appears, and proceeds to kick the @$$& of Hitler and Marx. Once done, Patton stands guard by the button with Carn.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #444 on: June 03, 2017, 11:01:01 pm »
Erwin Rommel proceeds to fall from the sky in a Pz.38t, crushing Carn, Patton, and the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #445 on: June 04, 2017, 04:18:42 am »
The Generals of WWII showdown is interrupted by an angry historian that first backhands everyone in the room, and then throws the button at the Mann

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #446 on: June 04, 2017, 08:44:56 am »
The button smacks Mann in the face, and in the process is pressed.

All people are transported to their proper times and places.

I pick up the button, and clean it with a feather duster.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #447 on: June 05, 2017, 10:53:08 pm »
The button is happy at this care being placed upon it, and rewards Carn with a maid uniform.

Not on him, just in it's package on his person.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #448 on: June 06, 2017, 07:47:13 am »
I put the uniform in a bag labeled​ "For gf"

I put the button on a high shelf.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #449 on: June 06, 2017, 10:35:18 am »
The button somehow looks smug, lording over the smaller people, which annoys Shaded, so he reaches up and presses it.