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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #405 on: February 07, 2016, 06:01:45 pm »
But being just a giant of a man, as Carns turns around he bumps the shelf, making the button falling on the floor and being pressed by it when landing.

{What's gonna happen now, that the button has been pressed by the floor?

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #406 on: February 07, 2016, 06:03:54 pm »
The floor turns into spam.

"Again? Really?"

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #407 on: February 07, 2016, 06:16:10 pm »
I back your question
"Really?"
Now we gotta eat it all to find where the button fell

*the button is not pushed because now it's IN the spam floor*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #408 on: February 07, 2016, 06:23:00 pm »
"Koali, just start eating......"

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #409 on: February 08, 2016, 12:05:04 am »
"Right-o, Carn!"

Koali uses the Four Sword's power to split into four again.

All four start cutting slices of spam from the ground and fry them on a portable stove.

Spam is much better fried than raw.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #410 on: February 09, 2016, 02:24:36 pm »
"Right-o, Carn!"

Koali uses the Four Sword's power to split into four again.

All four start cutting slices of spam from the ground and fry them on a portable stove.

Spam is much better fried than raw.
You done eating yet?

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #411 on: February 10, 2016, 05:37:22 pm »
Haven't even started. It takes a long time to fry this much spam.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #412 on: February 10, 2016, 05:51:06 pm »
Haven't even started. It takes a long time to fry this much spam.
Flak
Why don't you bomb it with oil bombs and then star doing strafing runs with a flamethrower?

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #413 on: February 26, 2016, 06:13:19 pm »
There's already enough fat, and the flamethrower would overcook it.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #414 on: March 12, 2016, 06:33:16 pm »
Gaige pops up from the SPAM-field, decked out in knife-studded diving gear, holding the button.

*press.*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #415 on: March 12, 2016, 08:56:23 pm »
My

Dear

God

What have you done!?!?!?!?!

You've...

You've...!

You've started the next GOIO sale.

Prepare for the trolls and novices and whining vets,

YOU FOOL!!!



[Slams the Button]
« Last Edit: March 12, 2016, 09:07:45 pm by Luharis »

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #416 on: March 13, 2016, 12:51:09 am »
This...


This is far worse than we expected....

You...

Have triggered....

BRITISH COLONIALISM

Now every single part of GoIO belongs to the British Empire

THE KING IS DEAD! GOD SAVE THE KING!


I trample on the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #417 on: March 13, 2016, 10:58:15 am »
Idiot, you summoned that which is unexpected!

THE SPANISH INQUISITION

I press the button with respect.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #418 on: March 13, 2016, 02:23:30 pm »
Immediately Carn is teleported to an american's soldier funeral, where everyone was showing their respect after saying "F"

I press the button in disbelief.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #419 on: March 13, 2016, 04:21:05 pm »
Crow is immediately teleported through time to exactly before he hit the button starting an unending cycle of button pushes

[Stabs the button with a Yandere Knife]