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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #390 on: August 18, 2015, 01:52:49 pm »
Everything must happen for a reason.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #391 on: February 05, 2016, 02:45:22 pm »
 One day while wandering down memory lane, Carn finds a dusty old button. Picking it up, he brushes the dust off showing its red shine and inadvertently pressing it.

"Here we go again."

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #392 on: February 05, 2016, 02:57:02 pm »
As the red button is pressed, a jar of vodka materializes in front of Carn

*push*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #393 on: February 05, 2016, 03:02:01 pm »
"Not a bad start..." Draining the jar, Carn pushes the jar with the now emptied jar.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #394 on: February 05, 2016, 04:06:16 pm »
Koali appears with a small model of an airship with a flak cannon pointed toward the weather deck.

*push*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #395 on: February 05, 2016, 04:08:53 pm »
Suddenly appears an armor clad man wearing a crow-feathered cloak, points menacingly towards Koali and starts yelling
CAH CAH CAH while also moving his arms like wings...

...and accidentally pushing the button
*push*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #396 on: February 05, 2016, 04:50:21 pm »
The man in the crow cloak turns into a sentient, talking crow.

*push*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #397 on: February 05, 2016, 04:53:44 pm »
Oh golly! What an unpleasant situation!
OH, where are my good manners?
Howdy everyone, would you gentlemen be so kind to assist me to uncover
WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK IS MY ARMOR?!?!?!?

While starting this tantrum the crow bumps into the button
*push*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #398 on: February 05, 2016, 06:58:12 pm »
The crow becomes an incredibly small human being.

Koali captures him in an Empty Bottle.

Da da da daaa!

Koali presses the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #399 on: February 06, 2016, 01:43:11 am »
The bottle explodes, for it was triggered by the button
The crow disappears magically and instead a stupid SJW appears and starts complaining about how even the guns of GoIO should be a gender.

In their useless complaining the press the button as it triggers and oppresses them
*push*

(MAKE.IT.DIE.)

P.s. See what you did Koali? Atone to your sin by finding a funny way that the sjw dies for pressing the button

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #400 on: February 06, 2016, 03:57:43 pm »
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU BROKE THE BOTTLE?! I HAD TO DO A TRADING QUEST TO GET THAT!

Koali lifts a colossal hammer and flattens the SJW, pressing the button in the process.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #401 on: February 06, 2016, 05:11:15 pm »
After the hammer hit on the button, and the explosion of the SJW, a small flock of ravens appear, from which comes out the crow-feather cloaked knight, that with a benevolent gesture offers you a pointy green sock that resembles a hat, a bottle with a little annoying fairy within.
But,SUDDENLY, while walking towards you with these gifts...

*push*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #402 on: February 07, 2016, 02:55:14 pm »
Koali dons the hat and takes the fairy.

The button press causes the Four Sword to appear on a pedestal.

Koali takes the sword and splits into four Kirbys of different colors.

The blue Koali presses the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #403 on: February 07, 2016, 04:08:50 pm »
The blue Koali becomes suddenly green, then yello, then red, then again blue, and continues to quickly change color

Blinded by such a colorful display the crow knight slips and hits the button

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #404 on: February 07, 2016, 05:50:13 pm »
All four Kirby's combine and start to tap dance.

Carn just sets the button on a high shelf.