Author Topic: Red Button Consequences  (Read 147170 times)

Offline Koali

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #375 on: August 07, 2015, 10:18:43 pm »
THIS IS THE PROBLEM THOUGH

BUTTONS AREN'T MEANT TO BE WOMEN

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #376 on: August 07, 2015, 10:19:44 pm »
I'M NOT PRESSING A DUDE!

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #377 on: August 07, 2015, 10:22:08 pm »
NOT WHAT I MEANT

BUTTONS ARE MEANT TO BE BUTTONS

I'M SORRY

BUT BUTTONS AREN'T PEOPLE

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #378 on: August 08, 2015, 11:52:39 am »
I'M NOT PRESSING A DUDE!
HOMOPHOBE

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #379 on: August 13, 2015, 05:27:22 am »
Suddenly, things were put back to normal. Whatever normal is.

Josie disembarks from a fancy airship carrying a parasol. She uses it to poke the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #380 on: August 13, 2015, 07:50:32 am »
"Hey! Watch where you put that! You could take an eye out!"
So says Button, Queen of the Multiverse.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #381 on: August 13, 2015, 12:59:47 pm »
Ho there, lass!  What model of airship might that be?

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #382 on: August 15, 2015, 08:15:40 pm »
Fancy airship? Sounds like a Mobby!

"Heeeeey, who's that? She looks familiar, but I'm pretty sure I've never seen her before..."

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #383 on: August 16, 2015, 02:21:35 pm »
Undiscouraged by the attention, Josie continues to canvas the button. She is frightfully confused about how this thread could have gone so awry and astray. She got bored of watching from afar in her office and decided that she should try to solve things by her own fair hands.

She inspects the button and tries to talk to it, to the mild surprise of the onlookers.
She prods it again, this time with her finger.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #384 on: August 16, 2015, 05:41:09 pm »
"Excuse me! Hands to yourself miss!" Button is annoyed that this strange woman is poking her.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #385 on: August 17, 2015, 10:13:55 am »
Josie quietly considers returning to her bubble above the world and using cheat codes to put this train of hairbrained logic back to the way it was. Upon reflection - it would be the wisest thing to do. However, since Josie makes a big deal about trying never to demonstrate wisdom, since she sees it as a falsehood, she instead decides to materialise a reclining garden chair. She sits down, pulls out a witty book and starts reading to pass the time.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #386 on: August 17, 2015, 01:41:14 pm »
Time for Chekhov's Gun, perhaps?

"Hey, uh, lady... Do you happen to own a GameBoy?"

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #387 on: August 17, 2015, 03:31:59 pm »
Chekhov's Armory, more like

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #388 on: August 17, 2015, 04:07:29 pm »
What is Chekhov? Is it like an Alexi?

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