Red Button Consequences

[David Dire]

Koali sets fire to David's ship and presses the button.

GODAMMIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THE HINDENBURG HAS BURNED? 370000545457394666 TIMES. NOW THIS'LL BE MY 370000545457394667'th HINDENBURG.

[ShadedExalt]

Maybe don't name it the Hindenburg

[Koali]

What he said.

[Carn]

The button is sad at being ignored and becomes, (drum roll) de-pressed.

[Koali]

Koali gives the button a very therapeutic press.

[Carn]

The button, in a sultry female voice, says, "Riiiiiggghht there." Carn stares in shock at the strange scene.

[Koali]

I SAID THERAPEUTIC NOT SENSUAL

... But since you seem to like it...

*sensual press*

[ShadedExalt]

The button transforms into a beautiful woman

Shaded is so shocked he is frozen for 2 turns

[Carn]

"Red button turns into a red head. Nice." Carn bows before Button, Queen of the Universe.

[Koali]

Koali boops the woman's nose, turning her back into a button.

[ShadedExalt]

2 turns being up, Shaded is unfrozen and tries to punch Koali in rage, but misses and presses the button, pulling the punch at the last second.

[Carn]

The fury of the punch forces the air the push the button, returning Button to her proper form. Carn sits on Koali to stop him from trying to commit High treason again.

[Koali]

What in the world is going on here?

Jeez, at least get her some clothes.

[Carn]

"Get your x-ray goggles off and your mind out of the gutter! She is clothed in the purest red silk you filthy, pink, Plebeian!"

Button smiles at Carn's defense of her honor.

[ShadedExalt]

((Hey I made Button why do you get control))

"Do you promise not to be a dick, Koali?"