Red Button Consequences

[Carn]

but lo, through the clouds falls a red button

[David Dire]

but lo, through the clouds falls a red button

...Which instantly disappears, because it too demands to know what "but lo" means.

[Carn]

behold, and so it returns! (I think it just means behold)

[Koali]

Koali turns the red button's Internet off and on again to make it stop lagging.

[Carn]

because of Koali affecting the internet Carn falls out of the bandwidth and onto the new button

[Mod Josie]

A great swirling torrent of dust and sand envelopes the group standing around in the ruins of the world. Koali reaches out to grab Indreams' hand but the forces are too great; everyone is separated and lost in the terrifying dust bowl.
The skies clear.

Normal.

Boring.

The world has reverted to a more familiar state as the button donated by Jacob takes effect. It was about time anyway; if the gang hadn't recovered the Button soon, Jacob was just going to restart the servers at the last back-up in order to prevent many a tasty paradox.
Jacob smiles as he tucks into a brie and bacon burger at a local bistro.

[David Dire]

Yet, in his normal world, robbing banks with a Golden AK47 and a Rainbow Unicorn mask, David realizes something is... Wrong.

He begins a search *In the Hindenburg III, which he has Fynx constantly Chem Spraying* to find a red button to fix all this wrongness. He doesn't know why its a red button, but he know's it's the right thing.




SEVEN YEARS LATER



Finally, after visiting every part of the world 3 times, David Dire stops his search with no hope left. On his way to land he accidentally knocks out Jacob *Who thought standing below an Airship was smart* with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich which had fallen.

A Red Button had rolled out of Jacob's pocket when his head hit the ground, and David rushed to make sure it was okay. Quickly scanning over the button, he was relieved it seemed in perfect working order. David then pushed Jacob into a body bag and threw him into a Rubbish Bin.

David presses the button to revert time so we're back to the Dust planet with the Kirby and other useless characters.

[Carn]

after being sucked back in through the vortex created by david, Carn promptly falls on top of the button again "Not again"

[David Dire]

Existence then get's stuck in an endless cycle of David finding the button every 7 years, Carn resetting the process, then David finding the button again and so on.

[Carn]

after 7 cycles Carn gains awareness and plots his escape, throwing himself to the side when he exits the vortex, he avoids the button "Booyah"

[David Dire]

After pulling himself out of the ground he'd been compacted into, David scratched his head looking around.
"Huh", he said. "Well this place sucks"
He then builds a time machine, activates it, and sets it to go to the time right before David knocked out Jacob. A second before the Time Machine Jumps through existence itself, David presses the button.


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Right before past David Presses the newfound button, future David picks it up, and hurls it at Fynx.

Fynx then sacrifices himself to destroy the button by smacking it with his forehead.

[Koali]

However, the button is indestructible. Koali plays the Song of Time to make things right.

[Carn]

sucked through yet another kind of portal, carn AGAIN lands on the button "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!"

[Koali]

Koali tries in vain to destroy the button with the Prometheus Heavy Flamer.

[Carn]

the button laughs at the feeble flames