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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #195 on: January 18, 2016, 12:34:53 pm »
Need five syllables?
You can end a HaiKu with:
"Blame it all on Shink"

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #196 on: January 28, 2016, 06:06:14 pm »
Hm, let me try that.
If it does work, well then I
"Blame it all on Shink"

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #197 on: February 05, 2016, 02:42:12 pm »
Well let me see then,
Phobos Mine Launcher my love,
It burns bright for thee.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #198 on: February 05, 2016, 04:25:19 pm »
Gatling all the way
But when the armor is down
Unleash the hwachas

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #199 on: February 14, 2016, 05:27:47 pm »
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This is a haiku
It even rhymes, too.

Did I do this right?

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #200 on: February 14, 2016, 05:47:52 pm »
No, it is one line of five syllables, a second of seven, and w third of five. It also doesn't have to rhyme.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #201 on: February 18, 2016, 06:13:37 pm »
I really think that
Schwupp is only one syllable
But sounds very bad

I think that this haiku was bad
My rhymes may be too
I still tried my best
To write these two

Not being a mother-tongue is very annoying when trying to understand how many syllables does a word have.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #202 on: February 18, 2016, 06:16:50 pm »
Let us blame something
Yes, do blame it all on Shink
That silly blame bait

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #203 on: March 06, 2016, 05:05:29 pm »
Pyramidion
Speedily Charging Forward
Did not see those mines.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #204 on: March 07, 2016, 11:38:49 pm »
Galleon power.
Lumberjack, Flak, Hades, Flare.
Suck it, Mobula.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #205 on: March 08, 2016, 05:26:44 pm »
God, damn, piss, hell, crap
The key words of Engineer
Romantic Language

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #206 on: March 14, 2016, 04:00:47 pm »
Well actually,
Goddamn, shit, fuck, captain no
are more primary

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #207 on: March 14, 2016, 06:07:14 pm »
No stupid swabbie
Bloody stupid fucking twat, damn!
Get off that gun now!

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #208 on: March 16, 2016, 06:02:42 pm »
Yell at stupid noobs
Very relaxing it is
Let's do it today

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #209 on: March 17, 2016, 03:10:15 am »
Balloon is burning
Why is that balloon burning?
GET OFF THE DAMN GUN!