Fact

[Connor Mc.]

Fact: Bioshock Infinite is the most beautiful freaking thing ever, and now I'm crying

[N-Sunderland]

Fact: this is my 1000th post.

[Lord Dick Tim]

Fact:  he's lying

[Lord Dick Tim]

Fact: I'm lying

[Piemanlives]

Fact: The above post is false

[N-Sunderland]

Fact: I wasn't lying. The post count in my stats page doesn't show posts in the Pit.

[Sgt. Spoon]

Fact: You're now in a very exclusive club, with only one other member. Your congratulatory watch, jacket and member card will arrive in mail shortly.

[N-Sunderland]

Fact: I would like to know the watch's make.

[Sgt. Spoon]

Fact: Handcrafted by expert guild craftsmen of the aeronautical excellence division, these watches provide a luxurious as well as efficient way of measuring time, date, latitude and longitude, as well as working as improvised weapons and perhaps even food in time of great need.

[N-Sunderland]

Fact: I want at least a dozen of those. And then another dozen for dinner.

[Lord Dick Tim]

Fact. Any clothing item derived from leather can be later consumed for some nourishment.  Your old jacket could save a starving child.  Or keep them warm. 


Fact. I don't know what I'm doing or who you people are.

[Piemanlives]

Fact: I had to dance on Thursday.

Fact: Who are any of us?

[BdrLineAzn]

Fact: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!

Fact: Hi

[Lord Dick Tim]

Fact. My name is actually Timothy John.  My father forgot to make it Johnathan, and said "well, at least I didn't shorten Richard".  This is why, I am Dick Tim.

Fact.  I'm a known lier and charlatan. 

[N-Sunderland]

Fact: You're such a "lier" that you lied about its spelling