You've not played GOI until you have...

[HamsterIV]

You join a server and, without asking, steal the best players from both teams because they would rather fly with you than their current captain.

Successful escaped a 2v1 chase by flying through a gap that was either too small or too stupid for your opponents to chase you through.

[Gryphos]

Performed evasive manoeuvre 12.

[HamsterIV]

Performed evasive manoeuvre 12.

Is that when a captain who is not on the helm shouts "Evasive Pattern Delta 5" and the helmsman does what he has to in order to not get shot (by both the captain and the enemy).

[Gryphos]

Performed evasive manoeuvre 12.

Is that when a captain who is not on the helm shouts "Evasive Pattern Delta 5" and the helmsman does what he has to in order to not get shot (by both the captain and the enemy).

Evasive manoeuvre 12 is the 12th and only evasive manoeuvre.

[Orangey]

Made insta kill with ramming galleon.

[James T. Kirk]

Explained to someone why there isn't and never will be boarding.

[Swallox]

Felt the brief tinge of incoherent, agonising rage that comes from seeing, "Why is your name yellow?" for the third time in a ten minute period (Usually during one of the player influxes.)

[Sammy B. T.]

Felt the brief tinge of incoherent, agonising rage that comes from seeing, "Why is your name yellow?" for the third time in a ten minute period (Usually during one of the player influxes.)

Smirk as you hear another new player claim that it represents players who've had many reports placed on them.

[Piemanlives]

I've been known to on occasion to ask why your names are yellow

[Swallox]

Your name is yellow too, damn it!

[Keon]

That's totally within pie's character.

[Piemanlives]

Apparently it is

[James T. Kirk]

Posed a stupid question to a CA who doesn't realize that you are joking and tries to the best of his/her ability to answer it.

[Piemanlives]

Damn it Kirk what have I told you?!

[James T. Kirk]

I don't know Pieman, what have you told me?