Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Riggatto on November 16, 2013, 01:05:55 pm
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Won a match with an all mine junker
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Lost a match by killing your entire team with an all mine junker.
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You're just finding this out now? :P
Ahh the beauties of Munker combat, brought to you in part by Lord Zuka & Baron Gilder productions. Making enemies and friends rage quit since Summer 13!
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You're just finding this out now? :P
Ahh the beauties of Munker combat, brought to you in part by Lord Zuka & Baron Gilder productions. Making enemies and friends rage quit since Summer 13!
And making certain Leti go crazy....
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Beaten the Museosaurs
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Flown a 3v3 all squid harpoons.
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Flown a Pyramidion with double harpoons on the front.
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Flown squid-tar on Duel at Dawn.
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Optional: Done a drinking game while playing GoIO.
Does not count for people that don't drink no beevz, mayn.
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Lead a crew of level 1's to victory against a "stacked" team.
Contest a capture point using only mine launchers.
Killed an enemy ship with only the flare gun and ground impact.
Killed a Galleon in single combat using a Squid armed with only flame throwers.
Used a Spire to ram kill another ship.
Use a harpoon to fling another ship into a mountain.
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Stumbled upon a Clan ship in your early days and wondered why the hell the Captain kept shouting "Razzberries!"
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Named your ship something completely ridiculous
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Ram killed a galleon with a squid...was more like, ammo clip reloading, ship drifting, light nudge...boom!
Goombastomped an enemy who thought it was a smart idea to go under you...
Butt rammed an enemy who thought a Pyra was weak from behind...
Been Zuka'd when hes so drunk he can barely see straight...
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Done a barrel roll!
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Some Duck specific ones
Been saved by the Lucky Duck.
Lived longer than physically possible on the Admiral Quackbar.
Be completely abused on the main deck of the Duckreligious or Duck Pharaoh.
Develop a blinding engineer fetish.
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You join a server and, without asking, steal the best players from both teams because they would rather fly with you than their current captain.
Successful escaped a 2v1 chase by flying through a gap that was either too small or too stupid for your opponents to chase you through.
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Performed evasive manoeuvre 12.
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Performed evasive manoeuvre 12.
Is that when a captain who is not on the helm shouts "Evasive Pattern Delta 5" and the helmsman does what he has to in order to not get shot (by both the captain and the enemy).
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Performed evasive manoeuvre 12.
Is that when a captain who is not on the helm shouts "Evasive Pattern Delta 5" and the helmsman does what he has to in order to not get shot (by both the captain and the enemy).
Evasive manoeuvre 12 is the 12th and only evasive manoeuvre.
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Made insta kill with ramming galleon.
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Explained to someone why there isn't and never will be boarding.
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Felt the brief tinge of incoherent, agonising rage that comes from seeing, "Why is your name yellow?" for the third time in a ten minute period (Usually during one of the player influxes.)
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Felt the brief tinge of incoherent, agonising rage that comes from seeing, "Why is your name yellow?" for the third time in a ten minute period (Usually during one of the player influxes.)
Smirk as you hear another new player claim that it represents players who've had many reports placed on them.
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I've been known to on occasion to ask why your names are yellow :P
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Your name is yellow too, damn it!
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That's totally within pie's character.
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Apparently it is :P
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Posed a stupid question to a CA who doesn't realize that you are joking and tries to the best of his/her ability to answer it.
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Damn it Kirk what have I told you?!
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I don't know Pieman, what have you told me?
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"A bird in the Phobos is worth two in the Heavy Carronade."
What else? Honestly, Kirk, your memory is terrible is terrible is terrible.
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Honestly Kirk, read between the posts you must.
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Fly and win with an all pilot crew
Flown an all harpoon/flare/flamer ship
Only use loch on an all carronade galleon
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Tried to board the opponents ship
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Tried to board the opponents ship
Failed to board the opponents' ship.
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Totally blamed Piemanlives for something
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Shink what have we told you about shifting the blame? If anything you specifically can blame Yiski for your troubles.
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You haven't played the game until you've heard the captain's ululation: "hullhullhullHULLHULLLLLLL!!!"
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You haven't played the game until you've heard the captain's ululation: "hullhullhullHULLHULLLLLLL!!!"
Or if it's Zill, it's just "Hull, Surette!" regardless of who his engie is.
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Tried to board the opponents ship
Failed to board the opponents' ship.
Gone and complained to Muse they should add boarding and that they CLEARLY have no idea what they are doing..
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You haven't played the game until you've heard the captain's ululation: "hullhullhullHULLHULLLLLLL!!!"
Or if it's Zill, it's just "Hull, Surette!" regardless of who his engie is.
True that. You are not a member of the MM until you've been called "Surette". :P
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Won a match getting the most kills in an all flare mobula with an all captains crew #jawjee2014 #neverforget
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Lost a 4v4 12 to 9 having gotten all the kills for your team.
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Gotten a kill with a current FLAKFISH.
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Won a Dunes match 5-0 in a Mobula carrying all Gunners.
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Won a 3v3 Firnfeld with 6 out of 7 kills running all Gunner 'Hades Funhouse' Mobula build, moonshine as the only pilot tool, the standing orders of "If it is on fire, let it burn out.", and the other team thinking you were the weak ship and thus the first target.
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Won a game on Dunes with a Flakfish and Lumberfish team.
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You haven't played GOI until you have killed a junker with a harpoon and won the match.
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You haven't played GOIO untill you've created an account in the registration.
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You haven't played GOIO until you've read/heard Rethburn's fanfics.
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Just like the title says:
You've not played GOI until you have.
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You have not played GOI until you have formulated a complex action plan and had it executed properly by a crew of strangers.
At start of match:
When I call "Left side" I want the main engineer to take over the mortar, the balloon engineer to become the main engineer and the gunner to take over the Gatling gun at the back of the ship.
Middle of the match:
Left side GO!
*every one does what they were told*
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You haven't played GOI until you have killed a junker with a harpoon and won the match.
Shadak, have you never faced the glory that is 3v3 all squids, all harpoons?
Anyways...
You have not played GoI until you've asked a CA why their name is yellow. (I have done that, while a CA)
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You haven't played GOI until you have killed a junker with a harpoon and won the match.
Shadak, have you never faced the glory that is 3v3 all squids, all harpoons?
Anyways...
You have not played GoI until you've asked a CA why their name is yellow. (I have done that, while a CA)
No i haven't done full Harpoon match yet. But...
~~You haven't played GOI until you have had a ship off all gunners and won
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You haven't played GOI until you have killed a junker with a harpoon and won the match.
Shadak, have you never faced the glory that is 3v3 all squids, all harpoons?
Anyways...
You have not played GoI until you've asked a CA why their name is yellow. (I have done that, while a CA)
ah Harpoon matches... good times... also all my hate for asking me why my name was yellow.... while being a CA >.< (it's blue now)
You Truely have not played GOIO until you've accompanied the Merry Men into their crazy MMMMMM..MM....M (all those glorious mines)
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Them mines Shink.
You haven't played GoI until you've attempted to board an enemy ship.
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You haven't played GoIO until you somehow ended up as an intern for Muse.
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You haven't played GoIO until you somehow ended up as an intern for Muse.
I've played GoIO too!
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You haven't played GOI until you've asked someone who Daniel is. It is so wonderful every time it happens.
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You haven't played GOI until you've asked someone who Daniel is. It is so wonderful every time it happens.
Who is daniel? Well that's one thing off the list.
You haven't played Goi until you have played an all mine map!
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You haven't played GoIO until you've played the You haven't played GoIO until... game.
Totally related to the game
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I was somehow expecting more things that I haven't done yet.
This thread makes me feel competent.
Also, you haven't played GoI until you've taken out a Pyramidion by ramming it with a Junker.
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Necroed a thread in the pit
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Made horny cat sounds in the lobby and sang the entire star wars theme song in horny cat voice while flying in game. Then B'Elanna joins and you sing the Trek theme song in horny cat voice with her.
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Been verbally abused via text chat by a certain someone...
Alright, you know what? Let's toss away the social decorum.
Ceresbane. It was Ceresbane.
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Landed a Lumberjack clip at it's maximum range.
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been on a ship with The Mann and not blocked him through his madness or strange usage of ships.
last week I used a long range Mobula to get moonshine ram kills... was a blast!
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Played with at least one extremely drunk person who turned out to be hilarious and play well.
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Played with at least one extremely drunk person who turned out to be hilarious and play well.
Haha, been on both sides of that story... Drunk piloting a carro flamer pyra, and the sober crew member told me I should be above the enemy so we can shoot them from above, I was very drunk this day and it was my friend who told me the story, but apparently, despite my mental incompetence due to a heavy consumption of Palene (Slovak home brew 63%) I was still able to inform the crew member how carronade gun arcs worked. Lol.
You've not played Guns of Icarus until you've flown a double gat squid alongside a double flak squid, and won 5-0
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...until you opened your eyes and come to the realization that a Moonshine Galleon can't be stopped.
...until you successfully executed the Special Emergancy Evasion Manouver by harpooning an enemy behind your Squid, reeling them in front of you. I miss the days where the Harpoon could reel in.
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Till you've played it in the original Klingon...
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/9c90b9d00a9e9675729ac54422fa202b/tumblr_n1knqpVOAn1tu4cwro1_500.jpg)
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I miss the days where the Harpoon could reel in.
You've not played GOI until you have experienced the loss of a loved one.
RIP Harpoons
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I miss the days where the Harpoon could reel in.
You've not played GOI until you have experienced the loss of a loved one.
RIP Harpoons
You could say your loved one has become
8)
Infertile
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Saved an ally ship by shooting out an enemy manticore from 1000+ meters.
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Shot a Lumberjack shot between the hull and balloon of an enemy Squid and hit the balloon of another enemy ship behind it.
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used your squid as a tank in a 2v2 deathmatch, and realizing that it was a brilliant idea.
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Get two Squid ram kills accidentally in a single match.
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Oh man, once I got a double kill with my merc/mortar squid. Ship in front died to a ram, ship off the starboard died to mortar. That was a good day
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Holding the Capture point in Desert Scrap with a brawler galleon while screaming "You shall not pass!"
Also having all port guns shooting while the captain jumps on the rear mine launcher to cripple the next victim.
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Until you go on Desert Scrap with a Mobula using 5 flamethrowers.
B E A U T I F U L <3 :')
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Until you tried to suicide on an enemy by ramming without armor to respawn closer to the next point, but end up killing them instead.
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Score four 'ships being harpooned' kills in a single match with a rear mortar squid.
Get two Squid ram kills accidentally in a single match.
You get two accidentally on the average, five is a challenge.
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Jump into a pilot slot for a 3v3 already ongoing against a Galleon and two goldfish with your allies being a galleon with a minotaur, a banshee mobula with a low level pilot, and the ship you commondeered was a carronade + gat squid.
After loading in, you discover that your team you jumped into is losing 5 - 2, yet you somehow rally the remainder of the crew on that squid, and are able to coordinate with the other pilots on who they should be shooting and when to a 7 - 6 victory.
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Play on Scrap when some $%&# shoots a flare into a sandstorm.
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Play on Scrap when some $%&# shoots a flare into a sandstorm.
You must be the Greenest thing on the field
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doublepost but
...Completely snuck up on a spire flying close to ground and near the point in Labyrinth as a Pyramidion and proceeded to gently smash it into the ground and have it evaporate within 3 seconds, all without getting spotted once.
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Trying to hit X on the notifications button only to miss and join the game you were invited to, removing your friends from the queue you'd been sitting in for what feels like hours.
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Loaded ammo into a gun, only to have an AI jump on, load normal ammo into your gun and jump off instantly.
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Killed an ally by dropping an enemy ship on them.
Killed an enemy by Moonshine ramming an ally into them (taking no damage to yourself, of course). Having said ally survive.
Option 2: Killed an enemy by Moonshine ramming an ally into them, which kills the ally, but not the enemy, then continuing the Moonshine through your ally's falling debris to ram and kill the enemy.
From experience, your ally only appreciates one of those.
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Flew a munker by yourself and got the enemy team too scared to attack you.
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Stood off 1v3 in a munker waiting for the allies to respawn, and effectively getting multiple ship kills.
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Been stuck as engineer on a Galleon crewed by noobs, the captain Rage quits after first death, and you take the helm, winning the match in glory.
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Been stuck as engineer on a Galleon crewed by noobs, the captain Rage quits after first death, and you take the helm, winning the match in glory.
Welp
I just complained today about rage quitting captains
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Been stuck as engineer on a Galleon crewed by noobs, the captain Rage quits after first death, and you take the helm, winning the match in glory.
Welp
I just complained today about rage quitting captains
It's what reminded me of the incident.
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Been stuck as engineer on a Galleon crewed by noobs, the captain Rage quits after first death, and you take the helm, winning the match in glory.
I have done that a few times. If I can, I track down the captain who quit and PM him "Remember that match you just quit. We won it without you."
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Getting a kill with a flame/ram/suicide/insane/crazy squid by completely disabling everything on the enemy ship, going in for the ram, only to bounce off of their armour and die, only to have the enemy die as they plummet to the earth without a balloon.
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Remember how I said you haven't played until you played with all loch carro Galleon....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VumoxAzH-Ow
found it.
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Remember how I said you haven't played until you played with all loch carro Galleon....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VumoxAzH-Ow
found it.
Should do that again now that Carronades can't aim down
I'm just going to throw in
Playing as a Galleon against an Ifrit Fish (Blenderfish + Flamethrowers, I'm stealing the name from Chango) and somehow not getting fully wrecked due to the pilot having tar, a decent mine gunner, and a buff engineer buffing the hull and balloon when it gets back up to keep the Galleon from plummeting to doom fast.
Never seen a Galleon stay in the air without a balloon and no drogue chute for that long..