You've not played GOI until you have...

[Carn]

Get two Squid ram kills accidentally in a single match.

[DJ Logicalia]

Oh man, once I got a double kill with my merc/mortar squid. Ship in front died to a ram, ship off the starboard died to mortar. That was a good day

[HamsterIV]

Holding the Capture point in Desert Scrap with a brawler galleon while screaming "You shall not pass!"

Also having all port guns shooting while the captain jumps on the rear mine launcher to cripple the next victim.

[The Mann]

Until you go on Desert Scrap with a Mobula using 5 flamethrowers.

B E A U T I F U L <3  :')

[Dementio]

Until you tried to suicide on an enemy by ramming without armor to respawn closer to the next point, but end up killing them instead.

[Fynx]

Score four 'ships being harpooned' kills in a single match with a rear mortar squid.

Get two Squid ram kills accidentally in a single match.

You get two accidentally on the average, five is a challenge.

[Letus]

Jump into a pilot slot for a 3v3 already ongoing against a Galleon and two goldfish with your allies being a galleon with a minotaur, a banshee mobula with a low level pilot, and the ship you commondeered was a carronade + gat squid. 

After loading in, you discover that your team you jumped into is losing 5 - 2, yet you somehow rally the remainder of the crew on that squid, and are able to coordinate with the other pilots on who they should be shooting and when to a 7 - 6 victory.

[Carn]

Play on Scrap when some $%&# shoots a flare into a sandstorm.

[MightyKeb]

Play on Scrap when some $%&# shoots a flare into a sandstorm.

You must be the Greenest thing on the field

[MightyKeb]

doublepost but


...Completely snuck up on a spire flying close to ground and near the point in Labyrinth as a Pyramidion and proceeded to gently smash it into the ground and have it evaporate within 3 seconds, all without getting spotted once.

[-Genesis]

Trying to hit X on the notifications button only to miss and join the game you were invited to, removing your friends from the queue you'd been sitting in for what feels like hours.

[Crusty Skunk]

Loaded ammo into a gun, only to have an AI jump on, load normal ammo into your gun and jump off instantly.

[Richard LeMoon]

Killed an ally by dropping an enemy ship on them.

Killed an enemy by Moonshine ramming an ally into them (taking no damage to yourself, of course). Having said ally survive.

Option 2: Killed an enemy by Moonshine ramming an ally into them, which kills the ally, but not the enemy, then continuing the Moonshine through your ally's falling debris to ram and kill the enemy.

From experience, your ally only appreciates one of those.

[Arturo Sanchez]

Flew a munker by yourself and got the enemy team too scared to attack you.

[C r o w]

Stood off 1v3 in a munker waiting for the allies to respawn, and effectively getting multiple ship kills.