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The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« on: October 24, 2013, 06:24:16 am »
Here's a place to let your creative juices flow.

Just take any song, switch a few of the words around to be Guns of Icarus themed, and post the results here.

Make it silly, make it awesome, make it both!

Only the chorus is really needed, but feel free to add as much or as little as you like!

Just be sure to name the original song so everyone knows how to sing your parody in their head.

I'll start:

To the tune of 'YMCA' by Village People

It's fun to ram things in
G-O-I-O!

I said it's fun to ram things in
G-O-I-O-ho!

I got my engie on hull!
I got my throttle on full!
I got my ally screa-min' 'no!'

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2013, 09:45:31 am »
I came to fly, fly, fly, fly
I ram the ships cause that's my way, way, way, way
I'm wearing all my favourite hats, hats, hats, hats
Give me some space for all this tar, tar, tar, tar

Yeah! Yeah!

'Cause it goes on and on...
And it goes on and on....

Yeah!

I fly my ship into the air sometimes
Saying MOONSHINE! Gotta ram them!
I wanna celebrate and ram some ships,
Saying MOONSHINE! Baby, ram them!

I am bored. You have no idea how bored I am, and I was thinking of captain sparklez TNT parody for minecraft so.... yeah... I also couldn't think of anything to rhyme the 2nd, 3rd and 4th lines.

I also never listen to music so... what am I doing here?

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2013, 10:12:43 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

4 non blondes - What's up


38 years and i know only to kill
Flying to get through another day and find
Another destination
I realized quickly when i knew i should
That the whole world's made up of this legacy of man
for whatever that means

And so i fly sometimes when i'm almost dead
Just to get to the place that's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so i gaze at the sun when i'm flying around
And i take a deep breath and i get more strong
And i scream of the top of my lungs,
WHAT'S GOING ON!?

And i say hey... hey...
I said hey, what's going on

And i fight, oh my god do i fight
I fight so many times, for my native faction
And i hope, oh my god do i hope
I hope every single day FOR A RESOLUTION!

And so i fly sometimes when i'm almost dead
Just to get to the place that's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so i gaze at the sun when i'm flying around
And i take a deep breath and i get more strong
And i scream of the top of my lungs,
WHAT'S GOING ON!?

And i say hey... hey...
I said hey, what's going on

38 years and i know only to kill
Flying to get through another day and find
My last destination

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2013, 11:26:01 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqcizZebcaU

The Clash - Guns of Brixton

When they knock out your armor
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on your Pyramidion

When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on Paritian
Or waiting in death row

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, Guns of Icarus

The mortar feels good
And your life you like it well
But surely your time will come
As in heaven, as in hell

You see, he feels like Byron
Born under the Icarus sun
His game is called survivin'
At the end of the harder they come

You know it means no mercy
They caught him with a gun
No need for the blue Mobula
Goodbye to the Icarus sun

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh-the Guns of Icarus

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2013, 06:53:55 pm »
Someone find "I am the very model of an aviation admiral", that was amazing.

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2013, 07:04:55 pm »
I am the very model of an aviation admiral
I fly in every cardinal, vertical and lateral.
I am an expert pilot when I am abusing Kerosene
And Phoenix Claw and Hydrogen and quickly breaking everything.

I'm also educated in the science of extinguishers
Far better am I spraying than those ordinary villagers.
I'm great at engineering when we're taking quite the hammering
I hit it with the mallet and rebuild it with the spannering.

He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!

My aviator training covered Goldfish, Pyramidion
With extra special emphasis on piloting a Galleon
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.

In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral!

I've studied all the ammo types to load into a howitzer
Whether Burst or Heatsink or Incindiary, Lochnager.
I know to spam with missile sling or get in close for flamering
And sink it with the carronade that strategy is favoring.

I can tell a hostile ship from friendlies rather handily
By noting nothing further than the color of their tapestries.
When looking down a spyglass all my skill shows more apparantly
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.

With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.

I've captured every point before while captaining in Anglean
I've taken screenshots on the floor in server-crash circadian.
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.

In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral!

In fact when I know how to use a harpoon with lethality,
When I decide if ramming kills are contra-ethicality,
When I have learned what what changes patches make to competition,
And whether my new crewmates speak in English or Karelian,

When I can aim flak better than a newbie with no microphone,
When I choose to focus targets based on which one's made of styrofoam,
In short, once I have learned to finally fly competitively
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!

You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!

In tactical decisions I suffer vision-tunneling
I more than often make my way into a deadly pummeling.
But in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.

But in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral.

- Dr. Spaceman

Skies Bless His Soul.

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2013, 08:01:01 pm »
Lordy, is this the thread for me.


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Merc Up - Parody of 'Word Up' by Cameo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA)

So many players around the world
Got a weird thing to show you,
So tell all the boys and girls.
Tell your Gunner, your Captain
And Engie too, cause they’re
About to go down
And you’ll know just what to do.

Shoot your guns in the air
Like you don’t care, glide by
The players as they start to stomp and swear.
Got one chance, got once chance, got once chance quick
Mama, come on baby, tell me where’s
The Merc, ah – Merc up,
Everybody say when you hear the drums
You got to shoot it straight away,
Merc up, it’s the code word,
No matter where you say it,
You’ll know that you’ll be heard.

Now all you sucker CAs
Who think you’re fly
There’s got to be a reason
And we know the reason why.
You try to fire off those flares
And act real cool
But you got to realise
That you’re acting like fools.
If you can Muse it we can use it
We got one chance.
We don’t have that time
For metalogical balance
No balance
No balance
No balance for me mama
Come on baby tell me where’s the Merc.
Ah – Merc up,
Everybody say when you hear the drums
You got to shoot it straight away.

Dial “P” for pro...
Come on, all you people say...
Merc up – Merc up

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Also, I suggest we might want to set a song for everybody to make a parody of, and then compare afterwards. Would make a lot of interesting variations

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2013, 09:42:11 pm »
I can see you on the grid
I know where your ship is hid
I threw a mine at your Squid
And now you're in pieces

Things are looking quite dire
All your guns are on fire
Should have gone with a Spire
But now you're in pieces

Your day is dreadful
Ripped hull
Crew is sprawling
No aim
Captain's appalling
Popped balloon
Ship is falling
Why you hiding in that tar, baby?

Hey I just rammed you
With my moonshine
And now you're spinning
Into my mine
You're having such a bad day baby
But here's my 'gg'
The game is over

Thanks for the commendation
Thought it's not compensation
I'll come with my organization
And we will Hwatcha you

I'll bring my Galleon
Kill you with my cannon
We'll see who smiles then
When we Hwatcha you

Before you came into my life
I used a Spire
I used a Spire
I used a Spire Spire Spire
Before you came into my life
I used a Spire
And now that you're here
I use a Pyramidion just to ram, ram you

Hey I just rammed you
With my moonshine
And now you're spinning
Into my mine
You're having such a bad day baby
But here's my 'gg'
The game is over
« Last Edit: October 24, 2013, 09:52:43 pm by Ariden »

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2013, 02:09:27 am »
I am a Squid with broken wings.

My pilots cry and cannot sing.
My enemies pursue me, I cannot win.
My crews abandon me, I drift empty.

I was once agile, I was once supreme!
My pilots adored me, their love songs for me!
My enemies feared me, my victories many!
My crews flocked to me, I was never empty!

I am a Squid with broken wings.

My Muse has left me, my Muse has broken me.
I am a Squid with broken wings, remember me...

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2013, 02:11:49 am »
I wonder if we can begin posting what song we are parodying? That would be wonderful.
(Though some are kind of obvious)

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2013, 05:58:50 am »
I hardly had to change anything...

Original: Dune Buggy by Oliver Onions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jv2gSY7QB4)

Dune Gally

Come with me for fun on my Gally
Come along let's go for the hell of it

See the faces round they're all looking
Wonder if they'd like to come for a ride.

I'll bet you anything: now she's with me
There'll be no trouble!
A pair of hwachas
Bet you'll never ever get away
Never ever get away
Dune Gally!

See the world spin round on dune Gally
String along let's scram far out off the ground
Never felt so good she's a beauty
Bet she's a sight for your poor old eyes.

I'll bet you anything
boys on their squids
Will have some trouble
following us

Bet they never ever catch us up
Never ever catch us up, dune Gally.

I feel Iike a king on my Gally
Just the crown is missin' but that's alright
Gonna wear a top hat and goggles
I can look like a steampunk queen of the night

I'll bet you anything now she's with me
. . .
I feel like a king
I feel like a king on my Gally
. . .

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2013, 12:48:33 am »
This song needs no editing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

Though you could replace sailor with gunner and do that.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2013, 01:05:32 am by Riggatto »

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2013, 05:57:31 pm »
( to the tune of Drunken Whaler)

I jump on the ship with Morty
B'Elanna will be repairing shortly
While James T. will be acting courtly

When your in The Bakery

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2013, 06:17:08 pm »
"Lose Yourself" parody a song by me and reth a few weeks ago drunk so glad this came up get ready haha no hate :P 1st verse

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To capture the point that you wanted. for one more minute
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo

His palms are sweaty, Engines weak, Guns are heavy
Buff my engines already, come on get ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop balloons,
But he keeps on forgetting what to call out,
The whole crew goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blue!

Snap back to Lobby, Oh there goes a captain
Oh, there goes another, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up thatEasy,
no He won't have it,
he knows his spire build works,so It don't matter,
 he's pro he knows When he goes out of the game,
that's when it'sBack to the forums and builds,
yo This was a catastrophe
He better go capture this point and hope it doesn't get capped again
« Last Edit: November 12, 2013, 06:28:44 pm by Grey T »

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Re: The GoIO Parody Song Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2013, 04:31:54 pm »
"Lose Yourself" parody a song by me and reth a few weeks ago drunk so glad this came up get ready haha no hate :P 1st verse

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To capture the point that you wanted. for one more minute
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo

His palms are sweaty, Engines weak, Guns are heavy
Buff my engines already, come on get ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop balloons,
But he keeps on forgetting what to call out,
The whole crew goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blue!

Snap back to Lobby, Oh there goes a captain
Oh, there goes another, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up thatEasy,
no He won't have it,
he knows his spire build works,so It don't matter,
 he's pro he knows When he goes out of the game,
that's when it'sBack to the forums and builds,
yo This was a catastrophe
He better go capture this point and hope it doesn't get capped again

You better, mix yourself in the loadouts
The flakfish, you know it, you better never let it Loch (loch loch)
You only get one shot, do not miss your arc to glock
This loadout comes once in a patch, yo
You better, mix yourself in the loadouts
The Meta-pyra, you hate, you better never let it cap (cap cap)
You only get one squid, you'd better do a lap
This opportunity may be the only one you got, yo

His health's escaping, through this hull that is gaping
The World is mine for the cappin', make me pilot
As we Moonshine toward a new build order, a normal ship is boring
But closerange's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, mortar grows shortar

He 'splodes. It's “GG” all over, these trolls is all on him
crew to crew callings, he's known as the Newb-fodder, single cews
Clans only knows he's grown farther from good, there's no plans
He logs off and barely knows his own food

But hold your guns cuz here goes the cold hwacha
These engi's repairs him no more, such bad dodgah
They jump over to the next ship who flies
He Chute-rammed and killed nada, so the hard ground is cold, ship unfolds
I suppose it's dead now but'a, yeah the ship goes on
Zoooohhhhh!