Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Lounge => Topic started by: James T. Kirk on October 24, 2013, 06:24:16 am
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Here's a place to let your creative juices flow.
Just take any song, switch a few of the words around to be Guns of Icarus themed, and post the results here.
Make it silly, make it awesome, make it both!
Only the chorus is really needed, but feel free to add as much or as little as you like!
Just be sure to name the original song so everyone knows how to sing your parody in their head.
I'll start:
To the tune of 'YMCA' by Village People
It's fun to ram things in
G-O-I-O!
I said it's fun to ram things in
G-O-I-O-ho!
I got my engie on hull!
I got my throttle on full!
I got my ally screa-min' 'no!'
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I came to fly, fly, fly, fly
I ram the ships cause that's my way, way, way, way
I'm wearing all my favourite hats, hats, hats, hats
Give me some space for all this tar, tar, tar, tar
Yeah! Yeah!
'Cause it goes on and on...
And it goes on and on....
Yeah!
I fly my ship into the air sometimes
Saying MOONSHINE! Gotta ram them!
I wanna celebrate and ram some ships,
Saying MOONSHINE! Baby, ram them!
I am bored. You have no idea how bored I am, and I was thinking of captain sparklez TNT parody for minecraft so.... yeah... I also couldn't think of anything to rhyme the 2nd, 3rd and 4th lines.
I also never listen to music so... what am I doing here?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc
4 non blondes - What's up
38 years and i know only to kill
Flying to get through another day and find
Another destination
I realized quickly when i knew i should
That the whole world's made up of this legacy of man
for whatever that means
And so i fly sometimes when i'm almost dead
Just to get to the place that's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so i gaze at the sun when i'm flying around
And i take a deep breath and i get more strong
And i scream of the top of my lungs,
WHAT'S GOING ON!?
And i say hey... hey...
I said hey, what's going on
And i fight, oh my god do i fight
I fight so many times, for my native faction
And i hope, oh my god do i hope
I hope every single day FOR A RESOLUTION!
And so i fly sometimes when i'm almost dead
Just to get to the place that's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
And so i gaze at the sun when i'm flying around
And i take a deep breath and i get more strong
And i scream of the top of my lungs,
WHAT'S GOING ON!?
And i say hey... hey...
I said hey, what's going on
38 years and i know only to kill
Flying to get through another day and find
My last destination
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqcizZebcaU
The Clash - Guns of Brixton
When they knock out your armor
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on your Pyramidion
When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on Paritian
Or waiting in death row
You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, Guns of Icarus
The mortar feels good
And your life you like it well
But surely your time will come
As in heaven, as in hell
You see, he feels like Byron
Born under the Icarus sun
His game is called survivin'
At the end of the harder they come
You know it means no mercy
They caught him with a gun
No need for the blue Mobula
Goodbye to the Icarus sun
You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh-the Guns of Icarus
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Someone find "I am the very model of an aviation admiral", that was amazing.
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I am the very model of an aviation admiral
I fly in every cardinal, vertical and lateral.
I am an expert pilot when I am abusing Kerosene
And Phoenix Claw and Hydrogen and quickly breaking everything.
I'm also educated in the science of extinguishers
Far better am I spraying than those ordinary villagers.
I'm great at engineering when we're taking quite the hammering
I hit it with the mallet and rebuild it with the spannering.
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
My aviator training covered Goldfish, Pyramidion
With extra special emphasis on piloting a Galleon
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral!
I've studied all the ammo types to load into a howitzer
Whether Burst or Heatsink or Incindiary, Lochnager.
I know to spam with missile sling or get in close for flamering
And sink it with the carronade that strategy is favoring.
I can tell a hostile ship from friendlies rather handily
By noting nothing further than the color of their tapestries.
When looking down a spyglass all my skill shows more apparantly
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
I've captured every point before while captaining in Anglean
I've taken screenshots on the floor in server-crash circadian.
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral!
In fact when I know how to use a harpoon with lethality,
When I decide if ramming kills are contra-ethicality,
When I have learned what what changes patches make to competition,
And whether my new crewmates speak in English or Karelian,
When I can aim flak better than a newbie with no microphone,
When I choose to focus targets based on which one's made of styrofoam,
In short, once I have learned to finally fly competitively
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
In tactical decisions I suffer vision-tunneling
I more than often make my way into a deadly pummeling.
But in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.
But in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral.
- Dr. Spaceman
Skies Bless His Soul.
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Lordy, is this the thread for me.
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Merc Up - Parody of 'Word Up' by Cameo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA)
So many players around the world
Got a weird thing to show you,
So tell all the boys and girls.
Tell your Gunner, your Captain
And Engie too, cause they’re
About to go down
And you’ll know just what to do.
Shoot your guns in the air
Like you don’t care, glide by
The players as they start to stomp and swear.
Got one chance, got once chance, got once chance quick
Mama, come on baby, tell me where’s
The Merc, ah – Merc up,
Everybody say when you hear the drums
You got to shoot it straight away,
Merc up, it’s the code word,
No matter where you say it,
You’ll know that you’ll be heard.
Now all you sucker CAs
Who think you’re fly
There’s got to be a reason
And we know the reason why.
You try to fire off those flares
And act real cool
But you got to realise
That you’re acting like fools.
If you can Muse it we can use it
We got one chance.
We don’t have that time
For metalogical balance
No balance
No balance
No balance for me mama
Come on baby tell me where’s the Merc.
Ah – Merc up,
Everybody say when you hear the drums
You got to shoot it straight away.
Dial “P” for pro...
Come on, all you people say...
Merc up – Merc up
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Also, I suggest we might want to set a song for everybody to make a parody of, and then compare afterwards. Would make a lot of interesting variations
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I can see you on the grid
I know where your ship is hid
I threw a mine at your Squid
And now you're in pieces
Things are looking quite dire
All your guns are on fire
Should have gone with a Spire
But now you're in pieces
Your day is dreadful
Ripped hull
Crew is sprawling
No aim
Captain's appalling
Popped balloon
Ship is falling
Why you hiding in that tar, baby?
Hey I just rammed you
With my moonshine
And now you're spinning
Into my mine
You're having such a bad day baby
But here's my 'gg'
The game is over
Thanks for the commendation
Thought it's not compensation
I'll come with my organization
And we will Hwatcha you
I'll bring my Galleon
Kill you with my cannon
We'll see who smiles then
When we Hwatcha you
Before you came into my life
I used a Spire
I used a Spire
I used a Spire Spire Spire
Before you came into my life
I used a Spire
And now that you're here
I use a Pyramidion just to ram, ram you
Hey I just rammed you
With my moonshine
And now you're spinning
Into my mine
You're having such a bad day baby
But here's my 'gg'
The game is over
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I am a Squid with broken wings.
My pilots cry and cannot sing.
My enemies pursue me, I cannot win.
My crews abandon me, I drift empty.
I was once agile, I was once supreme!
My pilots adored me, their love songs for me!
My enemies feared me, my victories many!
My crews flocked to me, I was never empty!
I am a Squid with broken wings.
My Muse has left me, my Muse has broken me.
I am a Squid with broken wings, remember me...
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I wonder if we can begin posting what song we are parodying? That would be wonderful.
(Though some are kind of obvious)
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I hardly had to change anything...
Original: Dune Buggy by Oliver Onions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jv2gSY7QB4)
Dune Gally
Come with me for fun on my Gally
Come along let's go for the hell of it
See the faces round they're all looking
Wonder if they'd like to come for a ride.
I'll bet you anything: now she's with me
There'll be no trouble!
A pair of hwachas
Bet you'll never ever get away
Never ever get away
Dune Gally!
See the world spin round on dune Gally
String along let's scram far out off the ground
Never felt so good she's a beauty
Bet she's a sight for your poor old eyes.
I'll bet you anything
boys on their squids
Will have some trouble
following us
Bet they never ever catch us up
Never ever catch us up, dune Gally.
I feel Iike a king on my Gally
Just the crown is missin' but that's alright
Gonna wear a top hat and goggles
I can look like a steampunk queen of the night
I'll bet you anything now she's with me
. . .
I feel like a king
I feel like a king on my Gally
. . .
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This song needs no editing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
Though you could replace sailor with gunner and do that.
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( to the tune of Drunken Whaler)
I jump on the ship with Morty
B'Elanna will be repairing shortly
While James T. will be acting courtly
When your in The Bakery
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"Lose Yourself" parody a song by me and reth a few weeks ago drunk so glad this came up get ready haha no hate :P 1st verse
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To capture the point that you wanted. for one more minute
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, Engines weak, Guns are heavy
Buff my engines already, come on get ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop balloons,
But he keeps on forgetting what to call out,
The whole crew goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blue!
Snap back to Lobby, Oh there goes a captain
Oh, there goes another, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up thatEasy,
no He won't have it,
he knows his spire build works,so It don't matter,
he's pro he knows When he goes out of the game,
that's when it'sBack to the forums and builds,
yo This was a catastrophe
He better go capture this point and hope it doesn't get capped again
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"Lose Yourself" parody a song by me and reth a few weeks ago drunk so glad this came up get ready haha no hate :P 1st verse
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To capture the point that you wanted. for one more minute
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, Engines weak, Guns are heavy
Buff my engines already, come on get ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop balloons,
But he keeps on forgetting what to call out,
The whole crew goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blue!
Snap back to Lobby, Oh there goes a captain
Oh, there goes another, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up thatEasy,
no He won't have it,
he knows his spire build works,so It don't matter,
he's pro he knows When he goes out of the game,
that's when it'sBack to the forums and builds,
yo This was a catastrophe
He better go capture this point and hope it doesn't get capped again
You better, mix yourself in the loadouts
The flakfish, you know it, you better never let it Loch (loch loch)
You only get one shot, do not miss your arc to glock
This loadout comes once in a patch, yo
You better, mix yourself in the loadouts
The Meta-pyra, you hate, you better never let it cap (cap cap)
You only get one squid, you'd better do a lap
This opportunity may be the only one you got, yo
His health's escaping, through this hull that is gaping
The World is mine for the cappin', make me pilot
As we Moonshine toward a new build order, a normal ship is boring
But closerange's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, mortar grows shortar
He 'splodes. It's “GG” all over, these trolls is all on him
crew to crew callings, he's known as the Newb-fodder, single cews
Clans only knows he's grown farther from good, there's no plans
He logs off and barely knows his own food
But hold your guns cuz here goes the cold hwacha
These engi's repairs him no more, such bad dodgah
They jump over to the next ship who flies
He Chute-rammed and killed nada, so the hard ground is cold, ship unfolds
I suppose it's dead now but'a, yeah the ship goes on
Zoooohhhhh!
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"Lose Yourself" parody a song by me and reth a few weeks ago drunk so glad this came up get ready haha no hate :P 1st verse
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To capture the point that you wanted. for one more minute
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, Engines weak, Guns are heavy
Buff my engines already, come on get ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop balloons,
But he keeps on forgetting what to call out,
The whole crew goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blue!
Snap back to Lobby, Oh there goes a captain
Oh, there goes another, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up thatEasy,
no He won't have it,
he knows his spire build works,so It don't matter,
he's pro he knows When he goes out of the game,
that's when it'sBack to the forums and builds,
yo This was a catastrophe
He better go capture this point and hope it doesn't get capped again
You better, mix yourself in the loadouts
The flakfish, you know it, you better never let it Loch (loch loch)
You only get one shot, do not miss your arc to glock
This loadout comes once in a patch, yo
You better, mix yourself in the loadouts
The Meta-pyra, you hate, you better never let it cap (cap cap)
You only get one squid, you'd better do a lap
This opportunity may be the only one you got, yo
His health's escaping, through this hull that is gaping
The World is mine for the cappin', make me pilot
As we Moonshine toward a new build order, a normal ship is boring
But closerange's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, mortar grows shortar
He 'splodes. It's “GG” all over, these trolls is all on him
crew to crew callings, he's known as the Newb-fodder, single cews
Clans only knows he's grown farther from good, there's no plans
He logs off and barely knows his own food
But hold your guns cuz here goes the cold hwacha
These engi's repairs him no more, such bad dodgah
They jump over to the next ship who flies
He Chute-rammed and killed nada, so the hard ground is cold, ship unfolds
I suppose it's dead now but'a, yeah the ship goes on
Zoooohhhhh!
No more games, I'ma change The build so you dont rage
Tear dunes and canyon up in a moonshine daze
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been trolled on and sniped out and booed off Helm
But I kept Flying and stepped right into the next Lobby
Best believe somebody's playing all night again
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get into a 2v2 on ambush again
And I can't provide the right type of ammo for my gunners
Cause man, these goddamn Trollers don't listen
And it's no game for me, there's no Mistaking, this is my life
And these games are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying not to feed and Get into the lead, plus
Catching the eye of a clan again,
Another day of monotony
This Builds gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up with no balloon and shot
Success is my only Captain option, failure's not
Crew, I love you, but this Galleons got to go
I cannot Slow down and risk the point
So here I go it's my shot.
Squid, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got
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U2 - Beautiful Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co6WMzDOh1o)
Cover: GOIO - Beautiful Whale
The ship is on hunt
Shoot up through the stormy cloud
There's no stunt
No special move up or down
You're out of lard
And the reason that you had to bear
The mission is hard
And of that you're well aware
You thought you'd loose your mind
When they told of this prey
Something you could never find
In flight of a day
It's a beautiful whale
Skywhale, you want it
It's a beautiful whale
Don't miss you must hit
You're on the way
But you've got no destination
You're going to stay
If amazed of its abomnation
You're lovin' this ship
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you
It's a beautiful whale
Don't miss you must hit
It's a beautiful whale
Help me
Fly me to its breeding ground
Teach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case
Seen the clouds in white and green
Seen the flares right ahead of you
Seen the canyons broken by cloud
Seen the merc fleet clearing the sky out
Seen the Harpoon firing at night
Seen the wastelands at first light
And seen a duck with a bread in its bill
After the blood from the fights at night
It was a beautiful whale
Don't let it get away
Beautiful whale
Help me
Fly me to that other place
Reach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case
What you don't hunt you don't need to now
What you don't know you believe in somehow
What you don't hunt you don't need to now
Don't need to now
Was a beautiful whale
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My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
I swear it, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan.
I know your want it,
the hits that wreck you,
what the capts are crazy for.
They lose their hulls
the way he shoots.
(I think it's time)
La la, la-la la,
load it up,
La la, la-la la,
charged rounds are waiting.
x2
My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
and they hurt, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan.
I can see you're on it.
You want him to miss thee
but he doesn't need Lesmoke.
You have a spot.
You won't keep afloat.
Flee if your're smart.
La la, la-la la,
load it up,
La la, la-la la,
charged rounds are waiting.
x2
My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
and they hurt, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan. (http://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4)
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My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
I swear it, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan.
I know your want it,
the hits that wreck you,
what the capts are crazy for.
They lose their hulls
the way he shoots.
(I think it's time)
La la, la-la la,
load it up,
La la, la-la la,
charged rounds are waiting.
x2
My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
and they hurt, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan.
I can see you're on it.
You want him to miss thee
but he doesn't need Lesmoke.
You have a spot.
You won't keep afloat.
Flee if your're smart.
La la, la-la la,
load it up,
La la, la-la la,
charged rounds are waiting.
x2
My gunner lands all the hits with the flak
and they hurt, he's better than yours
darn right, he's better than yours.
He can crew you, but he's on my clan. (http://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4)
Record this.
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I thought quick join would be fun
I saw you were level one
I choosed to be on the gun
and now you're in my helm
It took a while to depart
had a bad feel in my heart
clicking quick join wasn't smart
but now you're in my helm
You went full-throttle
we ended in the water
cold fjord, winds of slaughter
where you think you're going captain?
Ey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe
You're not the best one
to be honest
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe
Ey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe
And meanwhile our allies
are fleeing, waiting
for you, my captain
to deploy maybe
You took your time with the spawn
and now the game must go on
looks like the danger is gone
but still, you're in my helm
I try to borrow your seat
hoping to avoid a defeat
you seem to not have a mic
and you don't leave the helm
You went full-throttle
once more in the water
cold fjord, winds of slaughter
where you think you're going captain?
Ey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe
You're not the best one
to be honest
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe
Ey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but you're my captain
so deploy maybe
And meanwhile our allies
are fleeing, waiting
for you, my captain
to deploy maybe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic)
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I'm loving this game.
We were flying on a Goldfish
when we got into a cloud
This thing is too thick to see
suddenly I'm ramming a Galleon
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Unbelievable, we survived
could I push a little more?
All or nothing, and it thrived
so we rammed a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
("You gotta be kidding, did it really went down? Wow man that was a hella lucky shot. I'd better not to try it again but, darn, it was awesome")
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Ram, ram, ramming a Galleon.
Wow Yeah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tmc8rJgxUI)
Based on real events
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thought I'd revive this with:
Sonata Arctica - Kingdome for a Heart (Crewmen for a Hull)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGz1f0mngsQ
What the hell are you standing there for, expecting
me to help you, when my hull's been pierced
Waiting my saviour, my gatlings are failing me, there's
no room for crew, I can't breathe, I would give my crewmen
for one more hull
I'd give - crewmen
For one more day as captain of your ship
I'd give my crewmen, for one more hull
What the hell am I waiting here for, expecting you to
come and give away your life
Just for a moment of my time, have a hole where I
should have a hull, I'm made of steel, I'm falling
apart, I would give my crewmen for one more hull.
I'd give - crewmen
For one more day as captain of your ship
I'd give my crewmen, for one more hull
I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull, if I only had a hull...
Now I know I will never beat you, I'm (a) man without
a hull, I'm not allowed to fly carronade galleons
I'm king of the sky, I'm a ruler of clouds, I'd give it
away in a moment. If I only had one moment
I'd give - crewmen
I'd give my crewmen
I'd give - my first-mate to just one more hull
I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull
I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull, if I only had a hull