Ban the User Above You

[HamsterIV]

I ban Ightrril because I had to change my pants after thinking too much about 5 mines exploding on an enemy ship. It starts with the setup, then the anticipation, then the moment of truth, and finally the gentle cascade of ship parts falling to earth. Oh god I did it again. Damn you Ightrril!!!

[Carn]

I ban Hamster for minegasming.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Carn for banning Hamster because OHK Loch Flak is so much more satisfying.  At super long range the timing must be perfect, the lead must be perfect, and if the ship has a small hull like Junker?

You get this absolutely amazing sense of
Oh yes.

[Carn]

I ban Shaded because I am torn.  The utter satisfaction of a long range loch heavy flak kill is amazing.  However, multiple mines detonating simultaneously upon an opponent is truly sublime.

[Portable Grump]

I ban Carn because mines are clearly superior
All hail Phobos the Mine God

[HamsterIV]

I ban Portable Grump because he is clearly a member of the Cult of Phobos.

[Ightrril]

I ban Hamster for assuming Grump's gender.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Ightrril for even saying that

[Guagadu]

I ban Shaded because I haven't banned Shaded in a while.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Guagadu for caring <3

[Guagadu]

I ban Shaded because no one covered my absence. Why did nobody want to ban in these past 9 days? :-(

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Guagadu because I wasn't here for 9 days and also I think everyone's moved to the discord

[The Mann]

I ban shaded as I've been gone from the pit for ages and no one mentioned by absence.

Dishonorabruu.

[Guagadu]

I bann The Mann for assuming his absence wasn't felt.

A shamefur dispray!

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Guagadu for calling the pit-lord 'shamefur'

Trury. your Engrish skirrs need erevation