Ban the User Above You

[Guagadu]

I ban Shaded because the cycle must be broken.

[Carn]

I ban Guagadu because I agree with him. I also ban Shaded for either being indoctrinated or a synthetic.

[ShadedExalt]

I beam Carn with my lava railgun powered by space rocks because he is organic

[Koali]

I return from my long absence and ban Shaded for old times' sake.

[Carn]

I ban Koali to celebrate his return.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Carn because I'm mad he banned Koali first

[Queso]

I ban Shaded because of self referential reasons that are obscured by tiny text

[C r o w]

I ban Queso because his names reminds me of CHEESE

[ShadedExalt]

i ban C r o w for making me hungry

[Carn]

I ban Shaded because I am always hungry. Seriously though, I've seen looks of horror and facination on people's faces when I eat.

[Queso]

I ban Carn because I know the feeling

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Queso, me three.

[Kestril]

I Ban ShadedExalt because alliance released. 

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Kestril because banning someone to celebrate is no way to do so

Go talk to Cake, they'll show you how

[Ightrril]

I ban Shaded because 5 mines instantly exploding a ship is far more satisfying than a one-hit loch kill. Mines are the only weapons that truly matter.