Ban the User Above You

[C r o w]

I ban Hus for making me use an abbreviation of his name because I have been confused.

[Huskarr]

I ban Crow for 2 reasons:
-1st: people actually call me Hus sometimes

-2nd: Huskarr, Huskarr is correct

[C r o w]

I ban Hus for giving me 2 reasons

[Erom Gary]

I ban Crow for accusing Huskarr when he's trying to be specific

[C r o w]

I ban Erom for interrupting the ban duel between me and Hus

[Huskarr]

I ban Crow to continue the duel.

[C r o w]

I ban Hus, because this way his name sounds cute

[Huskarr]

I ban Crow, to turn down his advancements, as much as I appreciate them. We can stay friends though. It's not that we're guys, I just have a girlfriend at the moment.

[Skymonger]

I ban huskarr for trying to make this some kind of hot Yaoi shit.

I'm not into that. Especially if it means you f*ck crow.  A BIRD for crying out loud.

[Carn]

I ban everyone between this ban and my last ban, for having filled over four pages of bans in my few days of absence.

[Skymonger]

I ban Carn for trying to make up his leave of absence in a single day.

His attempt is shoddy and ill advised.

[Erom Gary]

I ban Skymonger for not respecting the oldschool Carn. He's still fighting in the Forums despite being a retired swobbie

[C r o w]

I ban Erom for anticipating my posting by mere seconds.
I ban Skymonger for criticising a very nice, yet ineffective, attempt of mass banning.
I also ban Carn for making us notice that we filled only four pages in his absence, they shall be more, in the future.
I ban Hus, because I said that your name abbreviated "Hus" sounds cute, yet, unfortunately, it will never be as cute (and pathetic) as a short, ugly, ignorant kid trying to act superior towards one that incarnates the very ideal of aryan race.
I also ban myself for sometimes advocating for nazi beliefs.

[Erom Gary]

I double-ban Crow for creating a big post. Tl;dr

[C r o w]

I utterly ban Erom for utter laziness.
Utterly.