Ban the User Above You

[C r o w]

I ban Luharis for starting to cry in front of an Anglean Marauder, they hate seeing this kind of signs of weakness

[Carn]

I ban Crow because it is acceptable if you are not a Anglean.

[Koali]

I leap over Carn's head and ban Crow for thinking I was using a Bloodborne weapon when it was in fact the Peco Flint from Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate.

[Carn]

I ban Koali for going over my head.

[C r o w]

I ban Carn for making so that I couldn't ban Koali for mentioning a MH weapon different from the greatsword.

(Greatsword is love, and with its block capabilities it is also life)

[Koali]

I ban Crow for not mentioning the GS's raw damage and charge ability.

[C r o w]

I ban Koali for making me remember my hunts full of charged attacks to the head and the tail of various monsters... goddamnit Tigrex, why you charge so much.

[HamsterIV]

I ban Hamster IV for being the fourth of his name and not making anyone know the story of the 3 previous Hamsters.

I ban Crow of Cainhurst for not combing the forums for what I assume is common knowledge (ie the fate of the three previous hamsters.

HamsterI died choking a boa constrictor to death, from the inside.
HamsterII was participating in a goldfish burial at sea when he fell into the vortex and was sucked to his doom.
HamsterIII was carried off by an owl, his remnants were found next to the dead bodies of three owl chicks.

[C r o w]

I ban HamsterIV for having ancestors with such hilarious deaths

[Carn]

I ban Crow for mocking the fallen hamsters.

[C r o w]

I ban Carn for not having himself ancestors with hilarious deaths.

[Queso]

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[Koali]

I ban Queso for

[C r o w]

I ban

[Lu Lu]

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