Ban the User Above You

[C r o w]

I ban Huskarr for not invoking a fancier Creed than Hamster's

[Skymonger]

I ban Crow for being too fancy.

You aren't a gentleman. You don't deserve to be fancy.

[C r o w]

I AM, a gentleman, one very prone to start swearing and being politically incorrect, but still I am a gentleman, and I will behave ungentlemanlike only if needs be.
Out of gentleness I am bound to ban you.
Consider yourself gently banned, Mr. Skymonger.

[Huskarr]

I ban Crow for banning Skymonger unjustly.

[C r o w]

I ban Huskarr for finding unjust my just ban, in a thread were not banning is considered unjust and banning is considered just.
Except for Queso, who appears every now and then, watching over this banful thread like a deity that watches over the mortals' actions.

[Skymonger]

I ban crow for acting like queso is a diety.
HES FRICKEN CHEESE.

He has no power over your mind. Only over your stomach and weight.

[Huskarr]

I ban Skymonger because they don't realise the power of the muse gods. The one true faith

[Carn]

I ban Huskarr for not converting to the Holy Church of Sky Bacon.

[Skymonger]

I ban Carn for trying to promote his heretical Church.
He knows his bacon gods are lies and they lack true strength compared to Skywhale jerky.

[Huskarr]

I ban Skymonger because I can sell you some skywhale jerky. I have to make shady business deals cause I spent all the clans budget on fancy Lab coats.

[C r o w]

I ban Huskarr because I love lab coats

[Huskarr]

I ban Crow for sharing my lab coat love

[ramjamslam]

I ban Huskarr for banning too much.

[C r o w]

I ban ramjamslam for not banning enough

[ramjamslam]

I ban crow for "Goldilocks Banning".