Ban the User Above You

[Koali]

I ban Shaded for being sensible.

[David Dire]

I ban Koali for being unsensible about the sensible

[ShadedExalt]

I ban David for being butthurt
JK

I ban David for not sharing with us the Golden Turtle

[Carn]

I ban Shaded for coveting the Golden Turtle

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Carn for NOT coveting the Golden Turtle

[Carn]

I ban Shaded for coveting the Golden Turtle, which he has called a Chaos demon, and so has forsaken order for chaos

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Carn for not realizing that I have made the connection that not even Khorne could blow up a planet with his mind, and that the turtle must therefore be the Emperor reincarnated.

[Carn]

I ban Shaded because his logic is infallible and I must agree

[Koali]

I ban Carn for believing that DJ Logicalia belongs to Shaded and that DJ Logicalia is infallible.

NEITHER IS TRUE, LOGIC WAS SLEEPY WHEN I SAW HIM. HE IS A FREE MAN WHO FALLS ASLEEP ON THE JOB.

[Riggatto]

I ban Koali because I've never banned him

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Riggatto for not letting me ban Koali for being himself; that is, random and chaotic.

[Koali]

I ban Shaded for wanting to ban me for staying true to myself.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Koali for being philosophical

This thread always makes me smile

[Koali]

I ban Shaded for thinking I was being philosophical.

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Koali for not knowing he was being philosophical.