Ban the User Above You

[RedRoach]

I ban Indreams's spellcheck for discriminating against red roaches. Which are totally a thing.

[ramjamslam]

I ban RedRoach because spellcheck is totally not a thing.

[Replaceable]

I ban Ramjam for not spell checking that post.
There's nothing wrong with it. I just ^{know u didnt.}

[RedRoach]

I bna Repalcelbe fro uisng speklchecx bexause anywon can tpye out a post withuot uisng spellccjexk.

translation because some people can't read that:
I ban Replaceable for using spellcheck because anyone can type out a post without using spellcheck.

[Mod Josie]

I ban RedRoach for thinking that we can't read.

[RedRoach]

I ban Jacob because he read my post and therefore can read.

[Indreams]

I ban RedRoach because literacy is not a basis to ban people.

[RedRoach]

I ban Indreams for challenging the authority I wield to ban people.

YOU CANT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

[Indreams]

I can't tell you what to do, but I can refer to the basis of landmark Voting Rights Act of 1965 to say that discrimination depending on literacy is not a basis to deny rights.

[RedRoach]

*proceeds to research Voting Rights Act of 1965*

Damn. Uh...

I BAN THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT OF 1965 SO I CAN BAN YOU

[Indreams]

I ban RedRoach for making me laugh too much in middle of class. 

[RedRoach]

I ban everybody who's stundenting right now but also wasting time on the forum. Because I'm also in a middle of a class that I am clearly not focused on.

Indreams enforces his own ban against himself.

I ban Indreams for making posts that can be used against him.

[Shinkurex]

I ban Shink because... oh wait wrong thread.

I ban Queso for trying to ban me in a different thread

I also ban RedRoadch b/c I dont think I have before

[RearAdmiralZill]

I ban Shink for double banning. Only I get to ban everyone.

[Riggatto]

I ban Zill for wanting to ban everyone