Ban the User Above You

[Swallox]

Charon has been banned for implying that bird porn is somehow more offensive than regular porn.

[Piemanlives]

Swallow has been banned for posting at 10:46 AM PST Sunday morning.

[Shinkurex]

Piemanlives is banned for not including the 57 seconds in Swallows time stamp

[James T. Kirk]

Shink is banned for requesting irrelevant details.

[zlater75@hotmail.com]

James T. Kirk is banned for not banning Shink 57 seconds earlier.

[Piemanlives]

I ban Genozide for not having his username capitalized, it looks much cooler then without a capital.

[Swallox]

Pieman suffers a d-d-d-d-DOUBLEBAN for forgetting that I AM BRITISH AND THUS AM SUBJECT TO TIMEZONES THAT ARE NOT AMERICAN.

You monster.

[Piemanlives]

Swallow Sama receives a complimentary ban for having having too much green in his Profile pick, bloody hippy.

[Keon]

Pie is ban because all his ban are belong to ban. And also look at his avatar and tell me he doesn't honestly deserve it.

Off topic, I find it somewhat scary that many of the posts here come from moderators or CAs who may or may not be able to dish out bans.

[Piemanlives]

Off topic I'll have you know my avatar is space, so therefore awesome, also it is kind of strange that a lot of the people who have posted in this thread are CAs and the like.

On Topic:

I ban Keon for using meme's.

[zlater75@hotmail.com]

I ban mmm pie for going off-topic and also not knowing i've not used a capital G in my nickname for 13 years.

[HamsterIV]

I ban Genozide for not putting a monocle and top hat on his Avatar. What sort of Gent are you anyway?

[Keon]

I ban Hamster for 124 salutes.

Enjoy the free salute somebody is going to throw you just so they can tell me I'm wrong. Yeah, you. Reading this. I know it's you. Don't salute Hamster. Gosh darn it, you went ahead and did it, didn't you.

[Piemanlives]

I ban Keon for forcing my hand, I had a choice, but both options were horrid.

[HamsterIV]

I ban who ever gave me the 124th salute, I was at 123 for a while but then you went and ruined it. Thanks a lot.

I also ban Piemanlives for considering saluting me to be such a horrible fate.