Ban the User Above You

[RedRoach]

But we shall never ban the skywhales.

I ban Replaceable because that escalated quickly.

[DJ Calvary]

I ban the sky whales

[RedRoach]

I ban Replaceable from destroying all our hopes and dreams of Skywhales in Adventure mode

[Replaceable]

I ban RedRoach for banning Replaceable when it should be Calvary.

[Replaceable]

I ban Replaceable for banning RedRoach once again.

[RedRoach]

I ban Replaceable because I DO WHAT I WAWNT

I also ban thee for not taking back your ban on skywhales, such ban must remove.

[Replaceable]

I ban RedRoach because there must be an imposter.

Someone has replaced me...

And banned skywhales.

It's a conspiracy.

[RedRoach]

I ban Replaceable because conspiracies are clearly false.

Except that Chupacabra thing. Screw that thing.

[Cheesy Crackers]

I ban RedRoach because I was just playing Tropico and a foreign research team got eaten by the 'Chupacabra'
I warned those gringos about coming on my island!

[RedRoach]

I ban Cheesy for having an island.

[Replaceable]

I ban RedRoach for being islandist.

[RedRoach]

I ban Replaceable for using terms I haven't even heard of.

[Replaceable]

I ban RedRoach because that's a made up word.
(I do however intend it to mean 'Behaviour which discriminates against islands.')

#Say No To Island Abuse.

Eat your vegetables.

[DJ Calvary]

I ban Replaceable for promoting vegetables.

[RedRoach]

I ban Calvary for promoting Brocolli.

I also ban Replaceable for saying no to island abuse and then saying eat vegetables, which are plants, which make up 60%+ of the population of most islands.