115. a)Never blame Coldcurse for his harsh words.
116. Always blame Jawjee for that, or Shink, because Shink is the guy that gets blamed because he's Shi-...Fine, I'll stop.
117.If you have the chance to ram a galleon with your pyramidion, ALWAYS go full speed backwards into a rock, because that's what cool people do.
118.Make sure that "cool" doesn't mean retarded.
119.Always imply that your enemy are cool.