Da rules of Guns of Icarus!

[shadowsteel]

42. There is no spoon.

2 deep 17 me

I feel gravely offended

I see you are liking my addition to the list, Sarge.

Gravely

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[Sgt. Spoon]

19

[Yiski]

71. When unsure which rule to apply, always refer to rule 1.

[macmacnick]

72. When in doubt, summon RethBurn.

[RethBurn]

73. When RethBurn is in doubt, panic.

[DMaximus]

74. Don't Panic.
75. Always carry a towel.

[RethBurn]

76. Remember to slur your euphemisms for the report-happy people.
77. If you are more than two level 7+ playing together, the enemy team will accuse you of stacking
  77. 1. Disregard flamers, acquire stacks

78. Article 77, subsection 1 applies to any ship with a flamer and a flare gun aswell.

[David Hark]

79. just burn it.
80. Always double check your customization!
81. Don't worry, Magellan has an ointment for that.
82. Fix your damn internet connection
   82.1. Don't use a wireless connection to play Guns of Icarus!!!
   82.2. Dishonor on you if you use wireless.

[N-Sunderland]

83. Rules 84-89 are banned by the Geneva Convention (don't ask how, I'm still working on figuring that out), and are therefore redacted from the ruleset.

[James T. Kirk]

90. Any request to change loadouts directed at a Cake in full-fire mode will be be happily heard and even more happily ignored.
      90.1 Rule 90 is negated if you request more fire.

[macmacnick]

91. When fighting cake, bring Chemical Spray and sniper ship loadouts.
       91.1 Rule 91 does not apply when using Squid Mine-layers.

[Piemanlives]

92. Cake still has mines, GG HB.

[macmacnick]

93. Follow rule 91 subsection 1 and wallow in your sorrow.

[James T. Kirk]

94. Win or lose against Cake, and enjoy your birthday.

[David Hark]

95. Da Rules of Guns of Icarus is not to be used to settle clan disputes.