This is what I have so far BACON BE PRAISED:
In the beginning there was darkness, ye 16 hundreds England had yet to be blessed with the great Bacon in the sky. He set about making it so that all could have his deliciousness, but ye, man in his wickedness, was not as perfect as Bacon, and is where we get original Bacon sin from.
In the beginning was the Pig, and the Pig was with Bacon, and the Bacon was Pig. The Bacon who made the breakfast and everything in it is the Lord of breakfast and earth and does not live in turkey Bacon built by human hands. In the beginning, Bacon, laid the foundations of the breakfast, and the breakfast is the work of your hands. By faith we understand that the original breakfast was formed at Bacons command, so that what is seen was not made out of what was visible.
"You are worthy, our Lord and God, to receive glory and honor and power, for you created all breakfast things, and by your will they were created and have their being."
