Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: N-Sunderland on March 09, 2013, 09:53:05 am
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A variant of the First Thought Game, meant exclusively for all things Bacon. If I see any Bacon posts in the main thread, I'm locking it, so keep all your Bacony ideas in here. I'll let you guys start it off.
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BACON!!!!!!!!!
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Thou has given Bacon thy thread, Bacon is now ultimate ruler
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If only my mod status didn't keep disappearing, I'd be able to make a poll about Bacon.
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Maybe you should throw some bacon at it... and see what happens
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All hail the Bacon poll!
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You can't deny Bacon as It will consume you, as we consume It.
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I'll be consuming some Bacon myself soon.
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If only my mod status didn't keep disappearing, I'd be able to make a poll about bacon.
I figured it out a while ago, it's cause "Moderator" isn't a status in the game, so it keeps getting overwritten when the account syncs. I've been manually resetting you every day. Don't worry, this won't happen any more when you're a CA.
Oh, and, um, bacon. Bye :P
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Man his thread is already making me hungry, I really need some food (and lol to Clara at the end)
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It is the Bacon who goes before you. It will be with you; It will not leave you or forsake you. Do not fear or be dismayed.
-Deutebacony 31:8
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Bacon Companion Cube
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When life gives you Bacon, don't make Baconade. Just eat the freaking Bacon.
NOTE: As a rule, all posts in this thread must have Bacon written with an uppercase B. If you use "It" to refer to Bacon, an uppercase I must be used. Anybody who does otherwise is a Baconless unbeliever.
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Baconator 2 Judgement Day
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Ill be Bacon!
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Back To The Bacon!!
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88 miles per Bacon!
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1.21 Baconwatts
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2 MegaBacons per second
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Great Bacon, Marty
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EleBaconary, my dear Watson.
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It was Colonel Mustard with Bacon in the kitchen!
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Knight to Bacon-2
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Jose Raul CapaBacon
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Bacon Master
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Bacon, our Almighty Ruler
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Bacon for President 2016
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Democratic Bacon or Republican Bacon? I'm not sure which party it'll run for.
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Who cares, Bacon has no party affiliation as Bacon is its own entity.
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Ah, so Bacon is an independant.
I wonder, if all the Americans in this forum voted for Bacon, could you possibly have it elected?
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Bacon wins all votes forever.
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Mmm... Elected Bacon...
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President FDB.... Franklin Delanore Bacon!
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Delanore? It was Delano :P
George H.W. Bacon
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Bacon is supreme ruler of the universe.
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Life, the Universe, and Bacon
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Sky-Bacon from Sky Whales
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Moby Bacon
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The Catcher in the Bacon
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The Importance of Being Bacon
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Bacon is all-important. Bow down to Bacon, lest you be cursed.
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I offer a sacrifice to Bacon, the infidelity of soy-based foods
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Soy products are the anti-Bacon. May their consumers suffer for eternity.
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Must strengthen our forces with Bacon
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(http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/938131793914372374/FA653A290D5C0CF463F046D6D17E02CF2D779B6C/1024x768.resizedimage)
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I need a good Bacon this morning.
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If everyone had a good Bacon in the morning, I bet there would be no more wars
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No hunger either. Bacon simply solves everything.
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Bacon also helps keep the population down.
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Boy that was downer.... I'm going to go eat Bacon now
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Every time you eat Bacon, It brings you closer to Itself. That is, in Bacon-heaven.
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The pie is a Bacon
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I see what you did there Spoon, here have a Bacon.
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Can salutes be replaced with Bacon?
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20 Bacon wont last me long. Must have more!
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Can salutes be replaced with Bacon?
:D
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Can salutes be replaced with Bacon?
:D
Can I get a Bacon for that?
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More Bacon for all!
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^Chris Bacon (aka Bacon clause)
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If you look here at the fine print, it's says Bacon
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What about Kevin Bacon?
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He is the high Priest of The Holy Bacon Chruch
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Let us cleanse ourselves in the Holy Bacon Grease
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Let us Bacon!
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It's Bacon time!
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I need some Bacon.
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When people today think of bacon, they think of clogged arteries, love handles, and sin. They also think of Homer Simpson.
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hmmmm when I think of Bacon, I think of deliciousness... all those other people are just crazy :P.... Also, you broke the rule
NOTE: As a rule, all posts in this thread must have Bacon written with an uppercase B. If you use "It" to refer to Bacon, an uppercase I must be used. Anybody who does otherwise is a Baconless unbeliever.
Shun the unbeliever!
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*Excessive Shunning*
Bacon is law.
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All right, here's the rule.
If anybody makes a post from here on out with a lowercase B on Bacon, I will personally fix the post and attach the message "I bow down to Bacon's greatness and hereby dedicate my own life to It."
Sound good?
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Praise Sunderland and the Keeper of Bacon Law
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Sounds good to me oh fellow Bacon Prophet.
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Praise Sunderland and the Keeper of Bacon Law
Can you praise me with salutes Bacons?
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I have come to the realization that Sunderland has become Bacon-hungry... I move to remove him from the high Bacon council, and appoint myself in his stead :P
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I have come to the realization that Sunderland has become Bacon-hungry... I move to remove him from the high Bacon council, and appoint myself in his stead :P
Now now, Shink, don't make me censor you :P
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Bacon will prevail!
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Let us not fight over what creates peace in the world. Bacon for everyone!
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Bacon Winfrey
"Bacon for you, Bacon for you, Bacon for everybody
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Bacon paradise <3
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Baconvana
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The Baconborn!
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DoBaciin
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KA EM HA ME BACON
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The All-Bacons
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The Come Back Bacons
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Back to the Bacon III.... western Bacon
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Star Bacon
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*FaceBacon*
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C-BaconO
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Bacon Oxide
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Baconology
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Bacics and Bacistry
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PB - Physical Bacon
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The History of Bacon By B. A. Constantine
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ConstantiBacon
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Baconiopli
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Burning Bacon Saloon
shameless ad, etc, etc.
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Baconfire
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Wild Bacon Ale
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Jack Bacon
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Bacon the Ripper
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Madame la Bacon
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Bacon Rouge
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Crazy Bacon
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King of the Flayed Bacon
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Canyon Bacon
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Then It Caught Bacon
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Bacon Bait
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Umm... Baconbate?
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Only the finest Bacon can take the title of Captain Bacon
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Sir Francis Bacon
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Evolution of Bacon
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Guns Of Bacon Online
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Bacon second amendment
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Second law of Bacodynamics
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Chargaff's Bacon
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Bacon what?
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Bacon who?
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Doctor Bacon
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Electronic Bacondriver
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Bacon and Bacon Bacon in Bacon
BABBIB
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I put a Bacon in your Bacon so you can Bacon while you Bacon.
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That sounded very Bacony
I bow down to Bacon's greatness and hereby dedicate my own life to It.
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That sounded very bacony
Lower case b, Call in Bacon Master :P
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Bacon heresy eliminated.
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I am Baconshamed
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Don't worry, you were redeemed by Bacon.
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Wegmans ran out of Bacon last night. I was appalled
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How often do you people eat Bacon? I only have it a few times a year, trying to keep those arteries going.
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I can't eat bacon anymore, my doctor banned all pork products and put me on a strict Muslim diet on account of migraines I get after a head injury in the war :(
Weird thing is it works.
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Wow, that has to suck.
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Wait Tim is this a real thing?
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Don't eat Bacon and you don't get headaches?
If offered that deal, I'd turn it down without the slightest of doubts. Then again, those migraines are probably a lot worse than the average headache :/
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Soo "I'm bringing Bacon back.. Yeah"
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The cat came Bacon, the very next day...
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Night had fallen, me and my cohorts stood watch over the bastion walls, we knew it was coming..............
Dawn
Over the horizon we saw them, advancing with their souless warmachines, coming.......
They want our Bacon.......
We sounded the alarm, mobilized our forces, we must protect our Bacon at all costs.
No surrender
They came at us with full force, blasting through the fortress walls, making a run for the store houses............
This can not come to pass
We tore into their flanks with swords and rifles, cannons brought down machine after machine
We can not hold them
Our Bacon is in danger, we must stop them at all costs
We must flee
Our only hope, we must take the Bacon, it our only chance
Show no mercy
The battle still rages within, those of us left carry the Holy Bacon, we must flee to the capital for it is our choice.
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What in Bacon is going on? Are we RPing in the Bacon thread now?
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We don't want this to get out of hand. This is a place of Bacon worship, not the Cantina.
Damn cantinas, they never seem to have Bacon.
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Should we make a Bacon stories thread, for us to recount our adventures with Bacon?
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(http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/15/215/Mr-Bacons-Big-Adventure_1083-l.jpg?v=1083)
screw Adventure Mode
http://static.neatoshop.com/images/product/15/215/Mr-Bacons-Big-Adventure_1083-l.jpg?v=1083
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I'm giving you Bacon for that.
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I'm giving you Bacon for that.
Is that plain old Bacon or "Bacon."
...or both... :o
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How mind-Baconing...
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Doesn't matter, had
bacon Bacon
I bow down to Bacon's greatness and hereby dedicate my own life to It.
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I'm sorry, but that's Baconless heresy.
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I have come to pay my respects to the Bacon.
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Welcome to the Bacon Zill... Curse the potato heretics!
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Yes, all people here must love and respect Bacon, for It rules over us all.
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I'm sorry, but that's Baconless heresy.
I apologize for my insolence, it will never happen again, hail Bacon
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Don't worry, it was an honest mistake. We just don't want Bacon to be angered.
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I understand completely
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Indeed, the great Sky Bacon!
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Bacon of the Sky, we salute thee and is humbled by ye presence.
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New Ship Idea: Sky Bacon
No balloon. Just 20 assorted auto-firing weapons levitating around a giant tasty crispy strip of heaven.
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Why not just tie a pig to a balloon and everyone hit it with flame throwers? It'll be an Icarus pig roast.
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I see a new Bacon themed game mode in the works.... now how much money do we have to throw at Muse to make this happen :P
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Pay them in Bacon.
Also works as inspiration.
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These Bacon-filled ideas are making It very pleased.
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We must draft a Bacon Bible.
For Bacon said unto AbraHAM, you must oil and fry your first born son!
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I had the ten commandments of Bacon in the First Thought Game thread. I'll see if I can dig them up.
EDIT: Here they are.
1. Thou shalt not choose any food before Bacon.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images bearing likeness to Bacon above, nor Bacon beneath, nor the Bacon beneath that other Bacon. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for It is a jealous Bacon, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate Bacon; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love Bacon, and keep Bacon's commandments
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Bacon in vain; for Bacon will not hold him guiltless that taketh Its name in vain.
4. Keep Bacon day holy. Thou shalt work for six days, but the seventh day belongs to Bacon. Preferably, all seven days are Bacon day.
5. Honour thy Bacon and any Bacon left over: that thy days may be long upon the land which Bacon giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not throw Bacon into the garbage can.
7. Thou shalt not betray thy love for Bacon by replacing It with inferior foods.
8. Thou shalt steal Bacon, for It is just that good.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy Bacon.
10. Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's Bacon, for to not do so would be a betrayal to It.
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And so the first church of Bacon was created
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Oooh I wanna be a Bacon Priest.
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We could have a pope!
Pope Francis Bacon
(Yes, I did just make a double reference)
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No, our leader and almighty sovereign is Sir Kevin Bacon
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you mean this guy?
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM0ODE5MjI1OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDc2MjAzMw@@._V1._SY314_CR7,0,214,314_.jpg)
more like Kevin Salad, he is our Antibacon
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Our Antibacon is soy-based foods
The Cookbook to me that's the unofficial Holy Book of Bacon
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I wonder... If we ask Bubbles to be the High Priest of Bacon, will he accept?
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He should be honored!
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we have to have Cardinals of Bacon, the Cardinals vote on who is to be the Bacon Pope
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Tender Bacon if they don't make a decision, and crispy Bacon if they do? That way everybody wins :)
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We'll also need to split the Holy Book of Bacon into separate books, like DeuteBacony.
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yes, to everything
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The fact that bacon is both your God and your food fits in perfectly with the Last Supper. Or maybe since it's bacon it's breakfast?
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(http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/7-20/n67y8yOBw2-4.png)
the last breakfast was when the gristle announced to his disciples, one of you will betray me at this table.
And ye, for it was the jealous Sausage! who had been supporting secretly, the Jenny Craig breakfast options, and king of the Jenny Craig breakfast, the sun dried tomato said that Gristle was to be dawn dishwashed off of his plate, but, 3 hours later, after many a rinse cycle, he was not washed from his plate! He had arisin to his rightful place in the grease bucket, with his father Bacon beside him to judge all man kind in their breakfast.
And now every March 31st we celebrate this miracle of resurrection, and we feast on Bacon for it is the skin of our lord, and gristle for it is the blood, and we praise our lord Bacon, for he is all knowing, all wise, and all powerful
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The fact that bacon is both your God and your food fits in perfectly with the Last Supper. Or maybe since it's bacon it's breakfast?
LOWER CASE B IN BACON, HERESY!
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I was referring to the delicious food named after the almighty Bacon.
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I've decided against modifying people's posts for heresy, since it's not really a good use of mod powers.
Connor, that story is going in the Holy Book of Bacon.
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we shall make a first draft of the first book of Bacon, the stories of Gristle
It's the perfect use of mod powers btw, YOU DO NOT SPEAK AGAINST YOUR LORD BACON
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But we'll only talk about Gristle in the New Baconment (ugh... That was an awful joke on my part). The Old Baconment will be about It.
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I'll get to work on the drafts
(I'm not even kidding, I'm opening up a word document, shit just got real)
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The Holy Church Of The Sky Bacon, shit is always real.
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This is what I have so far BACON BE PRAISED:
In the beginning there was darkness, ye 16 hundreds England had yet to be blessed with the great Bacon in the sky. He set about making it so that all could have his deliciousness, but ye, man in his wickedness, was not as perfect as Bacon, and is where we get original Bacon sin from.
In the beginning was the Pig, and the Pig was with Bacon, and the Bacon was Pig. The Bacon who made the breakfast and everything in it is the Lord of breakfast and earth and does not live in turkey Bacon built by human hands. In the beginning, Bacon, laid the foundations of the breakfast, and the breakfast is the work of your hands. By faith we understand that the original breakfast was formed at Bacons command, so that what is seen was not made out of what was visible.
"You are worthy, our Lord and God, to receive glory and honor and power, for you created all breakfast things, and by your will they were created and have their being."
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Absolutely brilliant so far XD
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wooooooo!
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I love how this thread slowed down once the majority of us reached Bacon enlightenment.
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That's because Bacon goes beyond simple words... Or something like that...
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I've come back to pay my dues to The Almighty Bacon.
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I had Bacon for lunch today. Its presence in my mouth was humbling.
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My fridge finally has real Bacon stocked in it.
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Bacon is always stocked in my fridge... I serve Bacon loyally :P
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We must call all our Bacon Forces and meet this starchy enemy.
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Potatoes taste so bland. We must fight for Bacon.
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Agreed! let us fight for Bacon! Potatoes stand no chance...
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WE MARCH FOR DELICIOUSNESS!!!
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HUGE REALISATION :o
We are like the Crusaders !!!
Think about it, we have a Holy Church, we are protecting our Bacon Beliefs, and we are going to battle against Bacon Hearsay.
We are like Bacon Templars :o
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BaconBump
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Rejoice for Bacon!
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Yes, let Bacon once again awaken!
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I didn't want to have to do this but - No more Bacon for N-Sunderland until he gets a mic.
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That's fine. It'll only be a few more days, and I really do mean it.
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Jeez, in a way I'm not looking forward to getting a mic. My voice sounds so, so bad.
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I've listened to my own voice, I still sing randomly in classes though.
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To me, its weird if i hear my own voice, but i just stuff it with Bacon and all is fine :)
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When I speak, my voice sounds perfectly normal and great. When I listen to a recording, I cringe so hard...
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Trust me that's normal, just ignore how you think you sound and focus on how everyone else thinks you sound.
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There's a user called Cpt. Bacon (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=88634) online right now. Is he the embodiment of It?
(if you're reading this, Cpt. Bacon, I apologize for this post :P)
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Bacon, Bacon, Bacon. I just want Bacon now.
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That's fine. It'll only be a few more days, and I really do mean it.
(4th May)
The God Bacon is not pleased with you, Sunderland- he demands the sacrifice of your firstmade Bacon.
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That's fine. It'll only be a few more days, and I really do mean it.
(4th May)
The God Bacon is not pleased with you, Sunderland- he demands the sacrifice of your firstmade Bacon.
I got a mic last Wednesday :P
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat....... Speak to me now! I'll have to hunt you down in game....
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The Bacon God is unhappy..... Please keep your Baconless squabble elsewhere :P
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GO ELSE WHERE FOR BACON!!!!!!
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Hello!
Skywhale Bacon
That is all
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Mmm Skywhale Bacon 8)
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My gosh... Bacon...
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In the name of Bacon.........
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I swear to tell the Bacon, the whole Bacon, and nothing but the Bacon.
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Tell me where you hid the Bacon.
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I hid the Bacon in your boots.
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BACON!!!!
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I'm gonna make you a Bacon you can't refuse.
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These are not the Bacon you are looking for..... wait? how did Star Wars come back? :P
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These are not the Bacon you are looking for..... wait? how did Star Wars come back? :P
Oh please, not again! Don't do it!
To be honest, I saw that coming.
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Skywhale bacon, you need a manly frying pan for it. But, the taste is something that clarifies the question of harpoon-guns on airships.
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Mill Wilkinson is sinful. He has uttered the name of It without using a capital B. We have a heathen among us!
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Oh god of Bacon, I have sinned! I shall commit suicide by flying my Squid next to a Spire and waving a finger at it. Hopefully I will only stir on the divine frying pan till the endtimes instead of being flung to the Pit of Charred Bacon.
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The official punishment is that you need to get in a Spire and turn your back while my double gatling Pyra administers a moonshine ram on you.
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Hmmm this was not discussed by the Bacon high council... Sunderland Please don't get ahead of yourself :P
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Next time I see you Shink, I challenge you to a ramming match. We'll settle this matter that way.
I do not lose ramming matches, Shink.
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The Bacon shall choose it's champion, may the Bacon choose well.
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Whatever happens, it was Bacon's will.
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Bacon, thy will be done.
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You know what we need? an airship shaped like bacon! or at least a gun that fires bacony hell at any enemy who dares to defy bacon!
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I wouldn't foul the Bacon's name by having the chance of failing miserably while crewing one or shooting with a Bacon-gun.
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I come to this Holy Thread of Bacon to see if there is a way that I can be inducted into the Church of Bacon.
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Hold Bacon, eat Bacon, accept Bacon.
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The Bacon accepts all believers. To be inducted, one has to do as Piemanlives says...become one with Bacon and join us brother :))
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Embrace the glorious Bacon child!
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http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bacon_flavor
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......Bacon............That is all..............
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Simply the Bacon!
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Bacon with all the rest.
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Time to Bacon this house up!
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Bacon: The Baconing
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Bacon the Bacon!
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Pan: Bacon Frysing.
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The Water Shed: Divergent of The Bacon
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The Bacon: An Unexpected Cooking.
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Sir Issac Phillips: Quest For The Lost Bacon
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With another emerging Food Religion, I'll like to welcome Cake. I think we should combine our sugary and fatty goodness to become... Bacon Cake.
Or just Bacon in general.... maybe.
But hi.
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The end...is Bacon.
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ALL SHALL BE BACON!!!!!
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The Bacon is nigh!
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Thy Bacon be done. Thy Bacon be well done.
And it was tasty.
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Render thy self unto Bacon.
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I the newly instated High King Priest of Bacon revive this thread :P
(guys I think the grease has gone to my head)
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Hail BdrLine, the high priest of Bacon!
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Shakin' Caken' Bacon.
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I the newly instated High King Priest of Bacon revive this thread :P
(guys I think the grease has gone to my head)
Oh tour Reverence, would you give me the honour as to bless my MM frying pan?
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The Return of the Bacon
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Hail Bacon, may none stand before it.
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What of we are tipsy to drunk? Do we fall unto Bacon?
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To fall unto Bacon is to embrace it, in a drunken state only possible through moonshine.
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Hehe, Bacon flavoured moonshine
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...I had some soup with Bacon on top for dinner monday.
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Who voted yes for bacon, and who voted yes for bacon?
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Yes Bacon!
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FredFredBacon
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Bacon, waffles, and Maple syrup.
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Or just Bacon
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Bacon is enough. But he likes to add extra things on it.
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I am hungry and tired. Someone feed me bacon.
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Breakfast for dinner? Yay more Bacon then.
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Bacon is for every meal. Every meal is for bacon. Bacon is for ever.
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I heard this one today lol!
(I am sleeping beside my girlfriend when I am suddenly woken by her nibbling on my collarbone sensually. I turn to face her thinking she wants to be intimate, only to realise she is still actually asleep.)
Me: “Honey…”
Girlfriend: *stirring a little* “Shh, bacon. It’s breakfast time.”
Dreams are made of bacon!
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I don't like bacon...
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*runs away*
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ex vegetarian here
not sure if on topic but apparently with my accent it sounds like im saying "requesting bacon flare please" like all the time i love BACON FLARES PLEASE
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I don't like bacon...
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*runs away*
Oliver get back here!!! The Bacon God will smite thee.
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SMASH THE BACON HERETIC!
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Oliver get back here!!!
Yeeees? (◕‿◕✿)
The Bacon God will smite thee.
(⊙_⊙✿)
SMASH THE BACON HERETIC!
(✖︿✖✿)
No you guys don't understand! I meant to say bacon is awesome, yeah!!!
✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕﹏◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Bacon! Yum!
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The High King Of Bacon initiates Order Bacon Bacon.
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I bacon.
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Let this holy inquisition commence. FOR THE GLORY OF BACON!
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Explosive Bacon mines
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Thus began the Great Bacon Inquisition, where all traces of the etymology and history of the word lebtr were expunged, due to a false relationship with the Rutabega Heretics.
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pURGE THE HERETICS, FOR THEY SCORN BACON
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Hail to thee O' Holy Bacon of The Skies, may in thine grease may we find enlightenment and purity!