Would you rather...? (Game)

[RethBurn]

Ok would you rather have yourself be in a fanfiction made by Rethbitn or sit through with Qwerty talking about anime.

I'd rather be in a Fanfic by Rethbitn, Qwerty is likely to talk you through 5 hours of anime, while mine only takes 5 minutes of shame to read

[Sgt. Spoon]

...while mine only takes 5 minutes of shame to read

<.<

[Keon]

Read a qwerty fanfic written by Rethburn in which qwerty educates another caster about an anime.

Would you rather be without internet for a month or have an internet 100 times slower than normal for that month?

[N-Sunderland]

Probably go without... Thing is, my internet addiction is bad enough that if I had to wait ten minutes to load a page, I would wait through those ten minutes every single time.

Would you rather wake up in the morning to find your house emptied by burglars, or have to serve jail time for burglarizing somebody else's house?

[Zyga]

Would you rather wake up in the morning to find your house emptied by burglars, or have to serve jail time for burglarizing somebody else's house?

Wake up to find my house empty.

Would you rather be a Girl who is stuck in a man's body or a man stuck in a girls body?

[HamsterIV]

Girl stuck in a man's body. Peeing standing up is awesome as is not having a period.

If you had to stop a charging animal would you prefer to have a 1 shot 30 caliber pistol, or a spear?

[Piemanlives]

A spear.

Would you rather halt a speeding train by jumping in front of it or throwing someone else in front of it.

[Gryphos]

Throw someone else, because self preservation. Sad but true.

With no experience in either, would you rather be forced to run in the olympic 400m or have a solo in an opera?

[Piemanlives]

Solo in the Opera, I've already had a choir solo I've had to do during last years winter concert. I'll let some one post a WYA

[Charon]

Would you rather badly mutilate your genitals or shoot your mother in the face at close range?

[Keon]

Um. Do I get general anesthesia?

Shoot mother in face with popgun. (loopholes?)

[Charon]

You know there's never loopholes in this game! You gonna shoot her or mutilate?

I'd shoot mine for a coke.

[James T. Kirk]

You know there's never loopholes in this game! You gonna shoot her or mutilate?

I'd shoot mine for a coke.

Are you keeding? I keel you for a Klondike Bar.

-Auchmed the Dead Terrorist.

[BdrLineAzn]

Ok

Would you rather be publically humiliated or be shunned from the rest of the world.

[Keon]

Depends how long the public humiliation lasts. Also, rest of the world is a big place. Could I just go two cities over?