Oh GOI AI,
you never miss a shot,
up and down the stairs all day you really help a lot;
Both brilliant and resilient,
why would I need a level one?
You go in circles just as fast and are a quite a bit more fun!
Oh GOI AI,
I couldn't ask for anymore,
you join me in almost every match and like my outfit from the store;
With flawless skills and perfect kills,
we could fight any hoard,
it also makes me glad to see you never fall overboard.
Oh GOI AI,
Players cannot compete,
losing every match all day makes me feel complete;
if everyone that played this game did it just like you,
I'D THROW MY COMPUTER OUT THE DOOR AND PLAY GAMES FROM 2002!