GOIO Dating Services

[Yiski]

Hi. I'm Yiski. Currently single. I like strolls along the canyon and destroying nice, large, juicy balloons.

I'm looking for an experienced captain willing to take me around the world.

[Keon]

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I look forward to this.

[Plasmarobo]

Name's Plasma. I don't much like taking things slow, I'm more of a Kerosene kind of guy. I'm perfectly willing to take the armor down in a first date if you know what I mean.

I'm always buffing my guns, you know, gotta be ready to fire those burst rounds into the engines and balloons. That's just who I am.
Enjoy scavenging for parts and drinking moonshine every night. Call me for a hydrogen ride to the stars.

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[naufrago]

Hi, I'm an engi looking for some new experiences. Willing to give anything a whack. I like to ride on BIG ships that leave me exhausted exploring every little nook and cranny. I like my ammo Heavy and Greased, if you know what I mean.

Call me if you're interested. I'll keep your engines running all day and night.

[James T. Kirk]

James T. Kirk.

Need I say more?

[N-Sunderland]

I suppose this would be a bad thread in which to mention how much I love ramming?

[TimTim LaBaguette]

Hi, I'm TimTim, if you're nice to me, I'll show you my Baguette. If you know what I mean...

[Keon]

Somebody use lumberjacks. I want lumberjack jokes.

[Charon]

What the hell? Did someone let Phoebe back in here?

[Piemanlives]

What happened to Phoebe anyways?

[Mill Wilkinson]

Hello there, I'm Mill and looking for you to take me to the skies. I like to strip armor and enjoy sunsets at Leviathan. My guns swing both ways and I am not adverse to any builds, nor I mind if you like to ram a bit.

Will you be my skycaptain? I'd love to grip your ship's gunhandles.

[Sammy B. T.]

Captain here looking for that special crew. I need someone who can buff and prebuff not just my armor but also my "balloon" too. If you don't have the tools and knowledge to keep my" components" up and running them sweetie, don't even bother.  I need an engineer who can keep up.

No gunners or noobs

[Gryphos]

Hi, I'm Gryphos, and I'm looking for physical relationship. I don't like sniping, I prefer to get right in there. I always keep my guns pre buffed just in case. But sometimes I can't wait for the gatling to strip the armour and I fire my flak too early, it's a problem I've been working on. I also like ramming, though I've been told I'm very rough. I like ramming from any position, but my preference is the rear.

So if you want to be destroyed by my chute vent teabag, give me a call.

[Squidslinger Gilder]

Gilder, single and looking for girls who like buffing gas bags and a good mallet pounding. Likes brunette or red head technicians. Moe voice optional but ending sentences in "Nyaa" and some Japanese linguistic skills are must. Swabbies or blondes plz inclose nude photo posing with a spanner in one hand and buff hammer in the other. Must be super S towards Spires and super M towards Squids. Also must have fetish for giant tubes with bag popping balls.

[Sgt. Spoon]

Sorry boys, I'm already in a commited relationship with a certain...  ... "honeysweet" guy.