Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Yiski on August 04, 2013, 06:04:41 pm
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Hi. I'm Yiski. Currently single. I like strolls along the canyon and destroying nice, large, juicy balloons.
I'm looking for an experienced captain willing to take me around the world.
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I look forward to this.
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Name's Plasma. I don't much like taking things slow, I'm more of a Kerosene kind of guy. I'm perfectly willing to take the armor down in a first date if you know what I mean.
I'm always buffing my guns, you know, gotta be ready to fire those burst rounds into the engines and balloons. That's just who I am.
Enjoy scavenging for parts and drinking moonshine every night. Call me for a hydrogen ride to the stars.
867-5309
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Hi, I'm an engi looking for some new experiences. Willing to give anything a whack. I like to ride on BIG ships that leave me exhausted exploring every little nook and cranny. I like my ammo Heavy and Greased, if you know what I mean.
Call me if you're interested. I'll keep your engines running all day and night.
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James T. Kirk.
Need I say more?
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I suppose this would be a bad thread in which to mention how much I love ramming?
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Hi, I'm TimTim, if you're nice to me, I'll show you my Baguette. If you know what I mean...
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Somebody use lumberjacks. I want lumberjack jokes.
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What the hell? Did someone let Phoebe back in here?
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What happened to Phoebe anyways?
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Hello there, I'm Mill and looking for you to take me to the skies. I like to strip armor and enjoy sunsets at Leviathan. My guns swing both ways and I am not adverse to any builds, nor I mind if you like to ram a bit.
Will you be my skycaptain? I'd love to grip your ship's gunhandles.
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Captain here looking for that special crew. I need someone who can buff and prebuff not just my armor but also my "balloon" too. If you don't have the tools and knowledge to keep my" components" up and running them sweetie, don't even bother. I need an engineer who can keep up.
No gunners or noobs
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Hi, I'm Gryphos, and I'm looking for physical relationship. I don't like sniping, I prefer to get right in there. I always keep my guns pre buffed just in case. But sometimes I can't wait for the gatling to strip the armour and I fire my flak too early, it's a problem I've been working on. I also like ramming, though I've been told I'm very rough. I like ramming from any position, but my preference is the rear.
So if you want to be destroyed by my chute vent teabag, give me a call.
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Gilder, single and looking for girls who like buffing gas bags and a good mallet pounding. Likes brunette or red head technicians. Moe voice optional but ending sentences in "Nyaa" and some Japanese linguistic skills are must. Swabbies or blondes plz inclose nude photo posing with a spanner in one hand and buff hammer in the other. Must be super S towards Spires and super M towards Squids. Also must have fetish for giant tubes with bag popping balls.
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Sorry boys, I'm already in a commited relationship with a certain... ... "honeysweet" guy.
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Yet you still fanboy about me ever day.
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Somebody use lumberjacks. I want lumberjack jokes.
I'm Letus, and I'm a dragon...and I have a weird quirk for jacking people off until their balloons burst, thus creating a mess on the floor below....
Happy?
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Somebody use lumberjacks. I want lumberjack jokes.
I'm Letus, and I'm a dragon...and I have a weird quirk for jacking people off until their balloons burst, thus creating a mess on the floor below....
Happy?
Whatever floats your boat man. Or, you know, doesn't.
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Ada Cloudrunner here.
I'm looking for a skilled cremate that knows how to hit that special spot with a lumberjack.
I enjoy sightseeing the Flayed hills, long walks in Chang-ning and violent ramming under the influence of moonshine.
If interested, shoot a flare.
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Yet you still fanboy about me ever day.
buhu, it's true. Why won't you answer my calls!? :'(
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I'm Zen, and this is my Crimson Chin. I like to get real sensual, sneaking up real close and running my flames across your hull. I'll get you nice and hot to the point where you just can't keep your armor on, then I'll poke you in the aft.
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Somebody use lumberjacks. I want lumberjack jokes.
I'm Letus, and I'm a dragon...and I have a weird quirk for jacking people off until their balloons burst, thus creating a mess on the floor below....
Happy?
Whatever floats your boat man. Or, you know, doesn't.
It's always buoyancy...
Though in this case, lighter-than-air balloons.
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I'm MetaFive. And I won't give you any play, I'll just spend nine hours in Global chat talking about it, and how great it's going to be when you do it with three other guys.
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Sorry boys, I'm already in a commited relationship with a certain... ... "honeysweet" guy.
"There, perfect.."
Spoon lighted the last candle, and then blew out the match, putting it beneath the wax-torches lighting the dark room. He grabbed a wooden bowl, and sprinkled roses all over the floor, leading to the bed, then proceeded to take of his shirt, revealing the manliest musk since the days of Swallows' Lumberjack times.
"My badger is going to love this, I can't wait to see the look on his face." He said, inadvertently thinking about "his other face". Needless to say, a tent was pitched in the room, on that thought. He strolled to the bed, and greased his manly chest in a musk, which could only be described as the nectar of Zeus. He fetched a rose and placed it in his mouth, not minding the accidental prick in his finger, bleeding ever so softly.
The Sarge' checked the block, then put it away, as it ruined the darklit mood of romance. In that very same moment, the door open slowly. Sarge' only barely managed to hit the stereo, set to play sensual jazz. HoneyBadger stared through the darkness, looking at the man on his bed. A smile lit up his face.
"You've been waiting here the whole time..! I-i'm sorry, I had to wrap up some guys. I-i mean, we were playing together..!" He said, realising how it had sounded.
"Shhh, you look so cute when you blush." Spoon said, getting up. "Let's see if you get any cuter with your clothes off.." Spoon embraced Honey, and then started to work his clothes off, a soft moan exhibited from the Badgers' mouth, staring into the ceiling with an estatic expression.
Together they moved, Spoon spinning and turning, Laying Badger down on the rose-covered bed, as one hell of a night erupted.
Never to be continued.
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Ariden here, looking for a man who can keep my balloons buffed and full of air. Gunners must be able to keep their guns up and working at all times, and preferably who have mastered the greased and burst ammo types. Captains must have mastered the Spire and be able to ram downwards before shattering its hull and exploding too soon. Need someone who has a large Junker but who can also point their front gun at me while keeping a steady pace.
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Never to be continued.
Dear god... Those may be the four most relieving words I've ever read.
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50 Shades of Icarus, by RethBurn
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50 Shades of Icarus, by RethBurn
50 ships of Icarus
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... .... (http://i.imgur.com/WpdVo9m.png) I should have seen something like this coming shouldn't I? ...Oh god
Safe to say, I'm terrified for life
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Sorry boys, I'm already in a commited relationship with a certain... ... "honeysweet" guy.
"There, perfect.."
Spoon lighted the last candle, and then blew out the match, putting it beneath the wax-torches lighting the dark room. He grabbed a wooden bowl, and sprinkled roses all over the floor, leading to the bed, then proceeded to take of his shirt, revealing the manliest musk since the days of Swallows' Lumberjack times.
"My badger is going to love this, I can't wait to see the look on his face." He said, inadvertently thinking about "his other face". Needless to say, a tent was pitched in the room, on that thought. He strolled to the bed, and greased his manly chest in a musk, which could only be described as the nectar of Zeus. He fetched a rose and placed it in his mouth, not minding the accidental prick in his finger, bleeding ever so softly.
The Sarge' checked the block, then put it away, as it ruined the darklit mood of romance. In that very same moment, the door open slowly. Sarge' only barely managed to hit the stereo, set to play sensual jazz. HoneyBadger stared through the darkness, looking at the man on his bed. A smile lit up his face.
"You've been waiting here the whole time..! I-i'm sorry, I had to wrap up some guys. I-i mean, we were playing together..!" He said, realising how it had sounded.
"Shhh, you look so cute when you blush." Spoon said, getting up. "Let's see if you get any cuter with your clothes off.." Spoon embraced Honey, and then started to work his clothes off, a soft moan exhibited from the Badgers' mouth, staring into the ceiling with an estatic expression.
Together they moved, Spoon spinning and turning, Laying Badger down on the rose-covered bed, as one hell of a night erupted.
Never to be continued.
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I'm really quite scared of most of you right now....
I heard therapy helps.
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RethBurn is just spreading the love <3
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Part 2: Coming never.
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Hah
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RethBurn, sometimes you make me wonder.
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RethBurn, sometimes you make me wonder.
It's a gift, that I turned into a curse for everyone else.
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Hello I am gunner Andika. I'm looking for a fellow gunner with a giant loaded cannon and good aiming skills. Motto: Hearts alike.
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RethBurn, sometimes you make me wonder.
It's a gift, that I turned into a curse for everyone else.
Watching Spoon suffer is the greatest gift one can pass on to the future generations.
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RethBurn, sometimes you make me wonder.
It's a gift, that I turned into a curse for everyone else.
Watching Spoon suffer is the greatest gift one can pass on to the future generations.
Suffer!!!!!!
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You'll all burn for this
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We'll all (reth)burn in the blazing heat of Sgt. Spoon's love.