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Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Religious debate out of control
« on: July 16, 2013, 11:28:10 am »
Libel, slander, words of hate and religious intolerance.
Words that are used to incite the community into acts of terrible violence...

I move that we add Bacon to the banned word list.

Do I have a second?

Offline Shinkurex

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2013, 11:30:14 am »
isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2013, 11:41:15 am »
If we are using cookery to compare whales and bacon, it would be the cauldron calling the skillet black you grease loving heathen.

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2013, 03:11:14 pm »
XD

If Bacon is on the list, so shall be Skywhale.

Offline DMaximus

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2013, 03:38:23 pm »
THIS IS THE GREAT BACON PROSECUTION FORETOLD IN THE HOLY SCRIPTURES BY THE GREAT PROPHET PROSCIUTTO! REPENT, YE SINNERS AND WHALITES, FOR THE END APPROACHES FOR ALL, AND THE GREAT BACON SHALL ONLY SAVE THOSE WHO HAVE EMBRACED HIM AND KEEP HOLY HIS BREAKFAST!

Offline Mill Wilkinson

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2013, 03:53:13 pm »
THIS IS THE GREAT BACON PROSECUTION FORETOLD IN THE HOLY SCRIPTURES BY THE GREAT PROPHET PROSCIUTTO! REPENT, YE SINNERS AND WHALITES, FOR THE END APPROACHES FOR ALL, AND THE GREAT BACON SHALL ONLY SAVE THOSE WHO HAVE EMBRACED HIM AND KEEP HOLY HIS BREAKFAST!
Calm down, brother. We shall prepare, we shall endure. Just load up your guns and wait for the signal, all preparations have been done already.

Offline Charon

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2013, 05:31:10 pm »
Guys, seriously, quit acting like kids. This was funny at first, but now it's just stupid. The Sky Whale worship, this Bacon worship, I think at one point there was a mashed potatoes religion? Now there's a hundred animal themed groups cropping up and everything...Enough of this stupid shit. Stop. Cut it out, and while you're at it, banthewordbacontheskywhaleisking.

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2013, 06:15:56 pm »
Oh relax Charon, it's just religion. What has that ever done to any....  Oh wait..

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2013, 06:26:14 pm »
Oh relax Charon, it's just religion. What has that ever done to any....  Oh wait..

Salute!

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2013, 10:22:17 pm »
HAHA!  Nice one Spoon.

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2013, 11:30:01 pm »
Spoon gets a salute, that was wonderful!

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2013, 05:32:06 am »
+1 spoon :D

Bacon comes from pigs bellies. The general shape of a pig, is somewhat close to the general shape of a whale (minus the legs on the pig and the flappy paddles on the sides of the whale ofcourse). Albeit the pig is smaller, but they are generally ellipsoid shaped.

I would suggest that both these religions stem from the same worship of the ellipsoid shape. Both sides worship the same geometrically inconsitently shaped deity. So in fact, you should have no quarrel. There is no sense in fighting when your religion has the same ancestor! .. wait.. I think i just did a sgt spoon there..

I suggest somone take up a new religion based on cubism, or perhaps a 2 dimensional line instead. This would make a much more formidable opponent to these ellipsoid hethens.


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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2013, 09:56:02 am »
Heretic. 

There is only Bacon.

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2013, 11:03:11 pm »
So wait, we both worship something shaped like an Egg?

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Re: Religious debate out of control
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2013, 11:24:20 pm »
So wait, we both worship something shaped like an Egg?

THE BACON GOES WELL WITH EGGS!