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Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Lord Dick Tim on July 16, 2013, 11:28:10 am

Title: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on July 16, 2013, 11:28:10 am: Libel, slander, words of hate and religious intolerance.
Words that are used to incite the community into acts of terrible violence...

I move that we add Bacon to the banned word list.

Do I have a second?
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Shinkurex on July 16, 2013, 11:30:14 am: isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on July 16, 2013, 11:41:15 am: If we are using cookery to compare whales and bacon, it would be the cauldron calling the skillet black you grease loving heathen.
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Mill Wilkinson on July 16, 2013, 03:11:14 pm: XD

If Bacon is on the list, so shall be Skywhale.
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: DMaximus on July 16, 2013, 03:38:23 pm: THIS IS THE GREAT BACON PROSECUTION FORETOLD IN THE HOLY SCRIPTURES BY THE GREAT PROPHET PROSCIUTTO! REPENT, YE SINNERS AND WHALITES, FOR THE END APPROACHES FOR ALL, AND THE GREAT BACON SHALL ONLY SAVE THOSE WHO HAVE EMBRACED HIM AND KEEP HOLY HIS BREAKFAST!
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Mill Wilkinson on July 16, 2013, 03:53:13 pm: Quote from: DMaximus on July 16, 2013, 03:38:23 pm
THIS IS THE GREAT BACON PROSECUTION FORETOLD IN THE HOLY SCRIPTURES BY THE GREAT PROPHET PROSCIUTTO! REPENT, YE SINNERS AND WHALITES, FOR THE END APPROACHES FOR ALL, AND THE GREAT BACON SHALL ONLY SAVE THOSE WHO HAVE EMBRACED HIM AND KEEP HOLY HIS BREAKFAST!
Calm down, brother. We shall prepare, we shall endure. Just load up your guns and wait for the signal, all preparations have been done already.
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Charon on July 16, 2013, 05:31:10 pm: Guys, seriously, quit acting like kids. This was funny at first, but now it's just stupid. The Sky Whale worship, this Bacon worship, I think at one point there was a mashed potatoes religion? Now there's a hundred animal themed groups cropping up and everything...Enough of this stupid shit. Stop. Cut it out, and while you're at it, banthewordbacontheskywhaleisking.
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on July 16, 2013, 06:15:56 pm: Oh relax Charon, it's just religion. What has that ever done to any.... Oh wait..
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: N-Sunderland on July 16, 2013, 06:26:14 pm: Quote from: Sgt. Spoon on July 16, 2013, 06:15:56 pm
Oh relax Charon, it's just religion. What has that ever done to any.... Oh wait..

Salute!
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on July 16, 2013, 10:22:17 pm: HAHA! Nice one Spoon.
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Piemanlives on July 16, 2013, 11:30:01 pm: Spoon gets a salute, that was wonderful!
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Boarchild on July 17, 2013, 05:32:06 am: +1 spoon :D

Bacon comes from pigs bellies. The general shape of a pig, is somewhat close to the general shape of a whale (minus the legs on the pig and the flappy paddles on the sides of the whale ofcourse). Albeit the pig is smaller, but they are generally ellipsoid shaped.

I would suggest that both these religions stem from the same worship of the ellipsoid shape. Both sides worship the same geometrically inconsitently shaped deity. So in fact, you should have no quarrel. There is no sense in fighting when your religion has the same ancestor! .. wait.. I think i just did a sgt spoon there..

I suggest somone take up a new religion based on cubism, or perhaps a 2 dimensional line instead. This would make a much more formidable opponent to these ellipsoid hethens.
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Plasmarobo on July 17, 2013, 09:56:02 am: Heretic.

There is only Bacon.
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on July 17, 2013, 11:03:11 pm: So wait, we both worship something shaped like an Egg?
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: DMaximus on July 17, 2013, 11:24:20 pm: Quote from: Lord Dick Tim on July 17, 2013, 11:03:11 pm
So wait, we both worship something shaped like an Egg?

THE BACON GOES WELL WITH EGGS!
Title: Re: Religious debate out of control
Post by: Boarchild on July 18, 2013, 04:31:24 pm: Quote from: Lord Dick Tim on July 17, 2013, 11:03:11 pm
So wait, we both worship something shaped like an Egg?

Indeed you do... The worship of the ellipsoidical shapeness knows no bounds..