Conclave of Bacon

[Shinkurex]

So does anyone else notice how Sunderland's name keeps moving in the poll? It seems as though someone is modifying said poll

[N-Sunderland]

Only CA Mods and Muse can do that. I suspect that Shink is responsible.

[Lord Dick Tim]

A travesty I say!  NEW VOTE!

[Mill Wilkinson]

I recommend a new vote which is done by voice rather than through a poll if such grave disregard towards Bacon has truly been done.

[N-Sunderland]

And I propose that Shink gets excluded from the vote for screwing around with the poll.

[Shinkurex]

Let the verbal voting commence! I will no longer stand by as Sunderland slanders a dedicated follower such as myself. The fact that the heretic himself sides with Sunderland should be all the proof you need?

[Mill Wilkinson]

I vote BdrLineAzn, and usher true followers of Bacon to do the same. Sunderland's reputation has been put into question, Shinkurex' actions and motivations have been shady at best. The shortest path to stability and order lies in electing someone who has reminded us of the tenets and holy texts we all follow by. We must trust a man who puts his faith in Bacon instead of men. I am humbled in front of BdrLineAzn's piousness, and will continue my support until this hideous incident is put past us.
DMaximus' faith is strong and admirable, and I will gladly stand side by side with DMaximus during the Eternal Sizzle against whalites, but as the Pan he would be diminished in value. Plasmarobo's dedication to the dissenter Shinkurex is dubious in my eyes, thus diverting my eyes towards other men to lead us. Surette has been largerly silent in a time that requires action. I am only a junior templar of the order, better following other men than leading them.

Vote BdrLineAzn as the Pan of Baconites and let us go back to peace and feuding with whalites, just the way we were meant to do!

((NOTE: The post was not made with the intent of hurting anybody's feelings, it was made for lols.))

[Shinkurex]

Fellow Baconites.... I would like to place my vote for BdrLineAzn as well.... he has shown us the true way of the Bacon.... I fear Sunderland may have gone so far as to defect to the heathenistic Whaleans...... I give you reference here! https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,293.msg29802.html#msg29802 .... The leader of this whale cult has proclaimed his conversion..... now more than ever, do we have to band together and fight for a crispy future......

[Shukketsushi]

A vote for Canada is a vote for Bieber, remember that.

Saaaaaluuuuute

[Plasmarobo]

For unity within the Church, I hereby vote for BdrLine.

[Keon]

I vote for Sgt. Spoon. Mostly because he needs to get tangled up in this mess as well.

[DMaximus]

THE SPOON CANNOT BE USED FOR EATING BACON! WE MUST FIND THE HOLY FORK, AS FORETOLD BY THE BACON.

[Piemanlives]

THE SPOON CANNOT BE USED FOR EATING BACON! WE MUST FIND THE HOLY FORK, AS FORETOLD BY THE BACON.

Spoon go get General Fork why don't you?

[Sgt. Spoon]

No way you guys will pull me into that crazed pit of madness! Besides, Keon's the official Fork impersonator here

[Keon]

yeah, well you're the official Keon impersonator, so you can impersonate me impersonating General Fork becoming the leader of the Bacon.