Galleon:
The Flying Dutchman
I'm Dutch, I'm flying, I'm a man, not that original, but I sure can justify it. Favourite ship hands down.
Junker:
The Battlebarge
It's a barge, it does battle.
Spire:
The Faulty Tower
I just love John Cleese.
Goldfish:
The Pequod
I just wish there was a heavy harpoon available to put in the front slot. Still waiting for an oppertunity to yell "From hells heart I stab at thee!!"
Pyramidion:
The Ram Rod
It rams things, it has cannons, back in the day cannons needed rods right? To ram balls? ...hurr...
Squid:
The Squidward
Creativity fail, when the only thing popping to your mind is a bad spongebob reference, you know you'll never fly the thing.
Mobula:
The Bombing Baguette
It has mortars, and I was hungry at the time.