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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: June 06, 2013, 06:38:34 pm »
-Saloon-

Two heavily armored guards march into the doorway of the Saloon, if they were armed they hid their weapons well. They stood at opposite sides of the doorway scanning the room. Naturally Althea was put off by this. The people who noticed thought it might have been Papa before they realized that the guards were Yeshan military. As the two men finished scanning the room, they knocked on the saloon door.

On Que, a Yeshan man who was adorned in fine fabrics and covered in medals strolled into the saloon with his head held high and his arms crossed behind his back. Then then whispered something to his guard and scanned the room.

Yeshan
"Alright."

He moves his hands to the front of his body and slowly takes both gloves off and puts them in his coat pocket.

Yeshan
"Who wants to tell me where he is?"

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The Pit / Re: Burning Skies Saloon Discussion
« on: June 05, 2013, 07:37:15 pm »
Oh sweet cremation even better!

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: June 05, 2013, 07:21:05 pm »
The messenger looks to Yiski

Messenger
"I'll be on my way now, I have orders to get Mr. Honeybadger's personal belongings from the roof."

The messenger quickly stepped outside. He was glad he had not gotten shot.

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The Pit / Re: Burning Skies Saloon Discussion
« on: June 05, 2013, 06:26:51 pm »
Whatever, I stand corrected. Besides, it might have worked to my benefit.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: June 05, 2013, 06:23:05 pm »
He quickly opens the letter and takes out the piece of paper

Messenger
"Ok, it reads: ..."

Dear Yiski, How are you? I'm dead. Yes I'm dead, so dead, dead deaders.

Messenger
"This goes on for a little while, I'll skip ahead..."

Anyway. I need to ask you to do a favor for me. A last request as it is. I need you to make sure I'm buried, and throw a funeral for me. When I'm buried it doesn't matter but your the reason I got killed in the first place. At least I assume. Anyway I would appreciate if you did this for me.

Why am I asking this? Because when you were doing the nasty I'm sure at least once you fantasized about my bloody corpse during your vinegar strokes.

I don't know who shot me but here's a list of people who I think did.

The messenger's eyes get wide as he flips through the packet of pages

Messenger
"This is a long list... Alright here we go."

Notice your not on the list because as much as you probably wanted to, you never had the pleasure. And while I'm a rotting corpse I'll take pride on the fact that even though a thousand men were after me. You were the closest and you never got to put a bullet in my brain.

So throw me a funeral or I'll haunt you. OooOOOoooHH. Not really.

And please. Bury me with my memento's, my most prized possessions. And give all my gold to Roland and Ny-Lee. I never managed to get them a wedding gift so five thousand gold should suffice.

I think Dylan had a eulogy so he can read that.

Best wishes

~Honeybadger

Messenger
"Alright. That's all. Although it's strange that he gave it to me so soon from his death. It's a shame, he must have died this morning."

The messenger sighs and starts to pull out his clipboard.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: June 05, 2013, 05:42:25 pm »
He looks at Yiski slightly relieved.

Messenger
"I'm afraid it isn't that simple. You see, this is a will. I have special instructions to, well. Read it to you..."

He started to twidle his thumbs

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The Pit / Re: Burning Skies Saloon Discussion
« on: June 05, 2013, 05:38:14 pm »
umm Honeybadger, you did pull a gun


Honeybadger enters the saloon under the cloak of the duster, half the people didn't realize it was him until one of the patrons tried to pull a gun on him, naturally he pulled it first, they say if you blink you miss it. He was fast all right. Everyone was silent and staring him down, then new patrons and Papa either saw this as amusement or just confusion. But most everyone including Yiski were staring him down ready to reach for their pistols or rifles.

Honeybadger holstered his gun and sat down at the nearest table and took the downtime to reach into his coat pocket and light up a Cigarillo.



Yeah but she shot me after I sat down didn't she.

The shoot on sight order.

In the legs

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The Pit / Re: Burning Skies Saloon Discussion
« on: June 05, 2013, 05:15:55 pm »
umm Honeybadger, you did pull a gun


Honeybadger enters the saloon under the cloak of the duster, half the people didn't realize it was him until one of the patrons tried to pull a gun on him, naturally he pulled it first, they say if you blink you miss it. He was fast all right. Everyone was silent and staring him down, then new patrons and Papa either saw this as amusement or just confusion. But most everyone including Yiski were staring him down ready to reach for their pistols or rifles.

Honeybadger holstered his gun and sat down at the nearest table and took the downtime to reach into his coat pocket and light up a Cigarillo.



Yeah but she shot me after I sat down didn't she.

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The Pit / Re: Burning Skies Saloon Discussion
« on: June 05, 2013, 04:55:08 pm »
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You can't expect everyone to read every wall of text

This is role-playing. It matters what someone else posts before you, and you should respect it.

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If I got anything wrong to benefit my arc then you either shot it down to benefit yours or I suddenly got knocked out.

We wouldn't care about your arc if it didn't constantly blow up the saloon or cause fire-fights all over the place that blatantly ignore previous posts. We can't just ignore you else it breaks the rhythm of the RP.

This is also my opinion, not my CA Mod title talking, just to be clear.

Let's be clear. If I should respect people's posts. You should know that I wasn't pointing a gun when that girl came and shot me. I was sitting down with my gun holstered and smoking a cigarillo.

Plus that was the only time I did anything with the saloon. Papa would do that shit for breakfast and nobody bats an eye because he leaves in his post before anyone can shoot him.

So when you say I constantly blow up the saloon, and then say that I should respect peoples post, I always respect peoples posts and if I realize I forgot something then I try to fix it, or someone does it before I can. Plus I don't give a flying FUCK if you care about my arcs, I'm trying to have fun. Whenever I have a firefight it's expected and usually nothing else is going on.

Except this one time of course.

And if people didn't come to fucking kill me then that would be fucking retarded due to my situation THAT I EXPLAINED NUMEROUS TIMES. Whenever Yiski so much as gets looked at the wrong way he has a mountain of fucking body guards to protect him.

Like really?


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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: June 05, 2013, 04:06:05 pm »
The messenger was shaking in his boots so much that he couldn't get the words out, instead he said this

Messenger
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M JUST DOING MY JOB I DON'T WANT DO DIE! AAAAH!"

At this point he lowered himself to the ground and thanked god he didn't have a lot to drink or eat this morning.

He spots Skyraider as his eyes start to water.


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The Pit / Re: Burning Skies Saloon Discussion
« on: June 05, 2013, 04:01:33 pm »
Actually, yea, he was. You liked to leave out previous posters' details so your arc could just, do its thing.

Is this about the guards? Because I got arrested. Any other situations were needles in the hay stacks. You can't expect everyone to read every wall of text in extreme detail because not a lot of people do this.

If I got anything wrong to benefit my arc then you either shot it down to benefit yours or I suddenly got knocked out.

And you never let me balance the whole drug thing.

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: June 05, 2013, 03:52:34 pm »
The messenger slowly slides over to the corner looking extremely worried.

Messenger
The fucking admiral is here?! Then who the fuck am I delivering this to?!

Once he gets to the safety of the corner he takes out the envelope and starts to open his mouth

Messenger
"Um... Excuse me? A Mr. Yiski? Anyone know where I can find him?"

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The Pit / Re: Burning Skies Saloon Discussion
« on: June 05, 2013, 03:34:09 pm »
I have a lil somthin' somthin' up my sleeve

If it's bringing in an identical twin, consider him dead as well. No Beerfest.

If it involves dying wishes, no. Yiski and company don't feel that guilty over Badger's death.

If it's a new character which abides by reasonable logic, I'll consider it... maybe.

Neither....

Also what the fuck do you mean by reasonable logic? Are you saying Honeybadger was god mode-ing or something?

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The Cantina / Re: Burning Skies Saloon
« on: June 05, 2013, 03:26:19 pm »
-Saloon-

The messenger slowly comes into the saloon. He knocks on the open door to get someones attention.

Messenger
"E...Excuse me? I have a message for a Mr. Yiski?"

He slowly comes in and is very put off by the creaking of the floorboards under him.

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The Pit / Re: Burning Skies Saloon Discussion
« on: June 05, 2013, 02:38:18 pm »
I have a lil somthin' somthin' up my sleeve

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