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The Pit / Re: The Skies have no Limit Discussion
« on: March 03, 2015, 01:24:55 pm »
Same as Adria. Wasn't around for the Burning Skies back then, but I would love to be part of it now 
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The Pit / Re: Proper Procedure for Summoning RethBurn?
« on: January 31, 2015, 07:26:35 pm »I'm guessing you go to your witchdoctor a lot then.Disclaimer: Summoning RethBurn may cause heart-, liver-, lung-, kidney- and pinkie finger-failure, Loss of hair, loss of life, fatigue, nausea, diarrhea, severe third-degree burns on crotch-regions and shoulders, Do not use if you have cat allergies, nut allergies, pregnant or canadian. RethCo. & Husbands are not responsible for any injuries or deaths incurred. Some limitations apply, see website for detail.
Summoning RethBurn is reccomended by 3/5 doctors, consult yours before performing.
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Gameplay / Re: Engineering Game 1.3.6
« on: May 08, 2014, 12:45:17 pm »
I really do not understand why this has turned into a numbers game. Raw damage output is good for going up against someone else that's going for raw damage, and you got the edge in that damage output. But numbers in practical use is rarely all that useful because there are so many variables such as positioning, player prioritizing, etc.
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The Cantina / New pilot in town: Who the **** was that?
« on: February 24, 2014, 04:29:20 pm »
In the middle of the town of Anvala, aviators from all over the world gather to relax and drink their troubles away in the towns best and most famous bar. One evening with clear skies seemed like it was going to be just as any other, but that was not to be the case. As everyone in the bar was having a pleasant evening, a booming voice could be heard outside. In fact if you couldn't hear it, you would be called deaf.
"THIS IS WHY I DON'T FLY WITH ****ING GREENHORNS! I GAVE YOU ONE TASK! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE SCREWED IT UP!? IF YOU SCREW UP A SIMPLE TASK LIKE THAT AGAIN, I WILL SHOVE AN ARTIMIS ROCKET SO FAR UP YOUR BUM YOU WILL LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AND LAUNCH YOU INTO A MOUNTAIN SIDE!!!"
As sobbing could be heard outside, all eyes in the bar was fixed on the man that entered the bar. He went straight to the bartender, sat down and asked no one in particular: "How hard is it to understand that firing a front gun mine launcher when we are moving forward is a bad idea? I told him to wait until the harpoons where latched on and we were moving back, but would he listen? No! That Lochnagar mine almost killed all of us!"
When it seemed like he had calmed himself down a bit, the bartender asked: "Can I get you anything friend?" The man looked the bartender in the eye as he said: "The strongest drink you got here, and make it potent!" To which the bartender replied: "One Hellfire coming right up."
When he got his drink, everyone's eyes could not believe what they saw next. He drank the whole thing without any hesitation or pause, and Hellfire is known to be a death brew. As he stood up and put money on the table he said: "Not bad. Guess I will be drinking here from now on. See you guys tomorrow, if you live to see the next dawn." As he walked out another aviator asked the bartender: "Who the **** was that?" To which he only said: "No ordinary pilot, that's for sure."
"THIS IS WHY I DON'T FLY WITH ****ING GREENHORNS! I GAVE YOU ONE TASK! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE SCREWED IT UP!? IF YOU SCREW UP A SIMPLE TASK LIKE THAT AGAIN, I WILL SHOVE AN ARTIMIS ROCKET SO FAR UP YOUR BUM YOU WILL LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY AND LAUNCH YOU INTO A MOUNTAIN SIDE!!!"
As sobbing could be heard outside, all eyes in the bar was fixed on the man that entered the bar. He went straight to the bartender, sat down and asked no one in particular: "How hard is it to understand that firing a front gun mine launcher when we are moving forward is a bad idea? I told him to wait until the harpoons where latched on and we were moving back, but would he listen? No! That Lochnagar mine almost killed all of us!"
When it seemed like he had calmed himself down a bit, the bartender asked: "Can I get you anything friend?" The man looked the bartender in the eye as he said: "The strongest drink you got here, and make it potent!" To which the bartender replied: "One Hellfire coming right up."
When he got his drink, everyone's eyes could not believe what they saw next. He drank the whole thing without any hesitation or pause, and Hellfire is known to be a death brew. As he stood up and put money on the table he said: "Not bad. Guess I will be drinking here from now on. See you guys tomorrow, if you live to see the next dawn." As he walked out another aviator asked the bartender: "Who the **** was that?" To which he only said: "No ordinary pilot, that's for sure."
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The Docks / Re: Zill's Merry Men
« on: February 16, 2014, 06:15:15 pm »
In game name: NorwegianWolf
Steam name: Same as the above.
Preferred class: Any, but play as Engineer and Pilot the most.
If we came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
I would prepare a beef Wellington with mushroom filling, oven baked pear slices on the side with red wine and shallot onion sauce on top.
Drinks would vary from Italian wine to German beer.
Steam name: Same as the above.
Preferred class: Any, but play as Engineer and Pilot the most.
If we came to your house for dinner, what would you prepare for us?
I would prepare a beef Wellington with mushroom filling, oven baked pear slices on the side with red wine and shallot onion sauce on top.
Drinks would vary from Italian wine to German beer.
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Community Events / Re: Winterfest 2013: The Icarus Carnival (Dec 28th-29th)
« on: December 26, 2013, 01:44:11 pm »Wrong on both accounts my dear sirs. I called upon my terrifying Mobula, Mine Sweeper.Surely my darling he called us both then?Nay love, I do believe he hath summoned the Great Zuka!BRING IN THE MADNESS!!!!Did someone call me?
Ah but of course, my dear. Your logic is infalliable, once again!
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Community Events / Re: Winterfest 2013: The Icarus Carnival (Dec 28th-29th)
« on: December 26, 2013, 04:28:27 am »
BRING IN THE MADNESS!!!!
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Gameplay / Re: Spawn system feedback 1.3.4
« on: December 13, 2013, 02:48:48 pm »
Wasn't expecting any big changes in such a short amount of time anyway. As it is now the game is like a clay statue. We give our thoughts on what curves will give the most beautiful statue, and you evaluate which one is best. With this community we have it is going to be a masterpiece I'm sure. 
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Gameplay / Re: Spawn system feedback 1.3.4
« on: December 13, 2013, 01:23:11 pm »
Alright, really don't have the luxury of time to read through all these posts so I'l just post my suggestion. From what I could gather from the dev app you guys are trying to make only the spawn points in the middle of the map and the ones close to the team's starting spawn available. This could in my eyes lead to very heavy camping, more so than usual. Instead what I think could be done is keep the spawn points all over the map active, except for those within a certain radius of an enemy vessel. The ideal length of this radius in my mind should be the same length as 1 square of the current map-grid. This way you can chose between spawn points all around the map, and they will spawn far enough away so the other team has a chance to react. And using each individual map-grid as the spawn length will compensate for the smaller maps.
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Community Events / Re: Lobby of Icarus: Dark Hour
« on: December 07, 2013, 02:03:50 pm »
Alright, time to answer some questions. There is no real agelimit per ce. As long as you are not easily offended, you should have a good time. As for a better European time: the reason I use the time we have now is because most people don't work in the weekends, but I can also see that some do. So here is what we will do: If I get enough replies, then I will try to make another lobby that will be live a little earlier to suit European times better.
That is all for now, and remember that all feedback is appreciated.
That is all for now, and remember that all feedback is appreciated.
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Community Events / Lobby of Icarus: Dark Hour
« on: November 23, 2013, 04:56:13 pm »
Seeing as the community is as great and polite as it is, so much in fact that the lobbies them selves have become famous, why not make something to let louse.
Lobby of Icarus: Dark Hour will be a match that is all about the lobby and the community. A place were we tell jokes, drunk stories and simply have a good time and not try to blow each other to pieces.
There will also be Mock the Week style games like "Scenes we'd like to see" and "If this is the answer, what is the question?"
I will try(and most likely fail) to host thees events every Saturday.
They will take place around 6 pm est, and before you ask: The reason it is called Dark Hour is because this lobby will have no language restrictions or humor restrictions.
If you are easily offended, then this is simply not for you.
Now with that said I hope to see many of you on Saturdays, and have fun in the skies.
Lobby of Icarus: Dark Hour will be a match that is all about the lobby and the community. A place were we tell jokes, drunk stories and simply have a good time and not try to blow each other to pieces.
There will also be Mock the Week style games like "Scenes we'd like to see" and "If this is the answer, what is the question?"
I will try(and most likely fail) to host thees events every Saturday.
They will take place around 6 pm est, and before you ask: The reason it is called Dark Hour is because this lobby will have no language restrictions or humor restrictions.
If you are easily offended, then this is simply not for you.
Now with that said I hope to see many of you on Saturdays, and have fun in the skies.
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The Lounge / Re: Introductions!
« on: November 13, 2013, 08:50:16 am »
Good morning, good day, good evening and good night.
I am NorwegianWolf, although in-game I would like people to just refer to me as Wolf to make it easier for everyone.
I started my Guns of Icarus career right of the bat as a captain, and got mostly good feedback (mostly).
I have since discovered my talent as an engineer seeing as the kleptomaniac that I am.
Just remember never to ask me to be a gunner, because you will regret it (only real good at sniping).
If anyone has questions about the game, or need any help just ask. I have a reputation for making people understand stuff (or so I have been told).
I am NorwegianWolf, although in-game I would like people to just refer to me as Wolf to make it easier for everyone.
I started my Guns of Icarus career right of the bat as a captain, and got mostly good feedback (mostly).
I have since discovered my talent as an engineer seeing as the kleptomaniac that I am.
Just remember never to ask me to be a gunner, because you will regret it (only real good at sniping).
If anyone has questions about the game, or need any help just ask. I have a reputation for making people understand stuff (or so I have been told).
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