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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v2]

« on: November 17, 2016, 12:10:21 pm »

End of Turn 6

Huskarr
With your trebuchet finally complete, and tested thanks to D.Strought, you load up the largest boulder you can find. with an odd sounding war cry, you release the boulder, and watch as it fly's true, and strikes the wall squarely. The wall is offended, as it is supposed to be the only thing that throws rocks at things, and attempts to hit you. It's throw falls a hair's breath short of your feet.

Damage Dealt: 740
Damage Taken: 0
HP:80/100

Naoura
as you continue your assault on the engine with your mallet, another long string of profanity could be heard as the engine continues to sputter to life. The wall is astonished about your colorful vocabulary, and forgets to throw a brick at you this time.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 79/100

Luharis
You continue to construct your bento box of love, low mumbling can be hear by the people around you "perseverance...perseverance...perseverance". The wall fails to notice you.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 96/100

Guagadu
Your ship stops inches from the from the wall... and its sheer size becomes apparent to you. You yell at D.Strought and Eustace to man the guns and fire everything! Unfortuantely, the weapon D.Strought is on is out of arc. The wall tries to retaliate, but you slam your ship in reverse as you see the boulder coming your way. Oddly, you feel a little bit better, as D.Strought walks over and hits you with his spanner.

Damage Dealt: 1553
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 83/100

Piemanlives
You continue constructing your depot, humming quietly to yourself the pieman national anthem. You're too engrossed in your work to notice the large brick flying your way.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 11
HP: 80/100
Achievements:  "Expediter"

Richard LeMoon
Your carrier pigeon ducks into cover just as a pebble shoots out from the wall. The wall had been expecting it. Unfortunately, no one noticed the note, or was too busy to take the time to jot down some coordinates. The pigeon waits.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

D.Strought
After your death defying stunt, you look around and decide that your talents are best suited to wack your pilot on the head with your spanner. luckily it doesn't look like it caused any harm. You mount a gun as your pilot orders you to fire everything, however your gun is not pointing in the right way for whatever reason.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 92/100
Acievements: "Natural20"

Queso
The wall is intrigued by your choice, but does not falter. Now is the time to press the attack! It attaches to your tengen! The wall is too interested in the go board to throw a stone at you.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 95/100
State of Board:



Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold up to 3 people.
Status: Ready for use. 2/2 Occupants (The Trebuchet takes up 1 slot)

Totem Pole
A decorative stick. Taunts the wall to attack it instead of The Mann
HP: 10/30
Status: Can be added to, however going too high could topple the entire thing. Building higher may produce different effects.

Tea Stand
serves a gentlemanly brew to everyone for 5 cents. Gives a +2 to accuracy for 1 turn. In time, other brews can be served here.
Status: Ready for use. Currently serving Earl Grey.

Stormbreaker
Pilot: Guagadu
Engineer: AI Engineer (increases the number of times the Stormbreaker can be used before breaking. AI is less effective than a real player. Can be replaced by a real player)
Engineer: D.Strought
Status: Can be used next turn. Additional crew members can modify how useful this ship is. To crew, you will need to use an action to board the ship and declare your class (gunner/engineer) Pilot will determine when to attack. The pilot cannot attack if there are crew boarding. Ship can hold 4 people
Remaining Uses: 8/10

Love-rock-thrower
Flings rocks at desired target.
Status: Ready for Use

Field Hospital
Heals a player for 5 HP per turn. The wall cannot target a player in the hospital.
Status: Ready for Use

Luharis' Love Notes
Provides +15 HP per turn to the wall.

Second Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold 1 person
Status: Ready next turn

The Sports bar
Holds continuous recruitment drives to provide ships with AI if the pilot wishes. It also have 24/7 skyball coverage.

Second Wall
+5 Defense bonus to anyone behind it.
Allows to use long range weapons without losing cover.
Holds up to 5 people.
Status: Ready turn 8

Pie Depot
Decreases the time it takes to build constructs by 1 turn.
Status: Ready turn 8


The Wall
HP: 1995027/2000000
Status: Has the Pieman national anthem stuck in its head

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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v2]

« on: November 15, 2016, 09:49:53 am »

End of Turn 5

Luharis

After attaching another heartfelt note onto the wall, you can see the Aura become more defined. You become more desperate in your attempts to get the wall to notice you, and begin construction on a 5-tiered bento box (ready Turn 7). The wall has finallybecomes aware of your presence, and lobs a brick your way.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 4
HP: 96/100

Naoura
As you drag the scrap back into cover, a maniacal laugh could be heard as your project is starting to take form. No one really knows what you are doing, and some are even concerned that you may have lost your mind. Soon, the rumblings of an engine can be heard in concert with your laugh. The wall is really unerved by you, and tries to silence you with a brick. Unfortunately it hits your cover instead.

Ongoing Action: Something
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 79/100

Guagadu
Shells fly as you order your engineer to continue working on destroying the wall. You try to get him to target any mechanism that is throwing the bricks at people, however there is no such mechanism present. Horror strikes you as you realize that the wall is using bits of itself to damage everyone. Your engineer can be heard mumbling under his breath "My name is Eustace". The wall tries to strike you with a chunk of rock, however you were able to increase altitude so that the rock passes harmlessly beneath you.

Damage Dealt: 1298
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 78/100

ShadedExalt
You decide now is the time to construct a sports bar so that you can entice some sucker-- I mean AI to your cause (will be ready Turn 7). You also start plotting how you could dismantle Luharis' notes, as you fear some bad things might happen if you let them stay. The wall tries to discourage you and hits you in the arm with a medium sized brick.

Ongoing action: Building a sports bar/plotting
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 10
HP: 80/100

Huskarr
As you continue working on your trebuchet, you know this last part will be the most dangerous, as you will need to venture out of cover to fasten the beam used to throw the objects at the wall. You also work to fill up the counterbalance, and thank the wall for the many heavy objects it has thrown at you. The wall decides it wants to help you out even further, and throws a rock your way.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 9
HP: 80/100

Skymonger
As you are observing the wall, you ponder some of life's mysteries, such as where did all these bricks come from? You hear Guagadu confirm your suspicions that it's using part of itself to assault you and your companions. The wall does not seem to even care about 1 or two puny bricks, and it does not seem to affect it at all. The wall seems to shake as if it's laughing at your inner turmoil. You decide that you're jealous of the wall, and you want to build one of your own (Ready Turn . The wall lobs a rock your way, but its aim was thrown off by all the laughing.

Ongoing action: Building another wall
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 92/100

D.Strought
With the completion of the field hospital, you decide that you want to assist Guagadu with his onslaught. Unfortunately, you don't see any way to board the ship. Suddenly, you hear Huskarr yell in triumph as he completes his trebuchet. You decide that this is perfect! You make your way over to the 'Love-rock-thrower' and begin sighting in Huskarr's stormbreaker. Huskarr is concerned that you might be crazy as you climb into the basket of the trebuchet. You yell at him to pull the lever! miraculously, you are able to land on deck of the stormbreaker unscathed. The wall is too impressed with your feat to do anything.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 92/100
Achievement: "Natural20"

The Mann
You decide that there is not enough totem present, and fashion a totem poster to attach to the wall. The wall is not pleased with your artwork, but is still really annoyed with the real totem pole. It tosses a boulder at the totem.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 95/100

Richard LeMoon
Another strange bird could be seen landing on top of the cover heralding the coming of something. The wall sees this dapper bird and decides to throw some pebbles at the bird, but apparently this dapper bird is a bit more agile than the previous one. It was able to fly off unscathed.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

Queso
With the construction of the trebuchet finished, there is no more room available for you to take cover behind. This is not a problem, as you've decided to create your own cover so that you can continue your game with the wall (ready next turn). You make your move on the board taunting the wall with a fuseki that look oddly familiar. The wall decides that it wants to shake things up, and tosses a white stone on the lower left star point. It also chucks a brick at you, because it's the wall... it's what it does.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 5
HP: 95/100
State of the board:


Piemanlives
Being the helpful pie that you are, you decide that you will open up your own "home depot" to help your fellow players build what they want faster (will be ready turn . The wall is amused that your structure seems to be pie shaped, and wonders if you did that for a reason. It throws a rock at you as it ponders your odd existance.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 9
HP: 91/100
Achievement: "Expediter"


Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold up to 3 people.
Status: Ready for use. 2/2 Occupants (The Trebuchet takes up 1 slot)

Totem Pole
A decorative stick. Taunts the wall to attack it instead of The Mann
HP: 10/30
Status: Can be added to, however going too high could topple the entire thing. Building higher may produce different effects.

Tea Stand
serves a gentlemanly brew to everyone for 5 cents. Gives a +2 to accuracy for 1 turn. In time, other brews can be served here.
Status: Ready for use. Currently serving Earl Grey.

Stormbreaker
Pilot: Guagadu
Engineer: AI Engineer (increases the number of times the Stormbreaker can be used before breaking. AI is less effective than a real player. Can be replaced by a real player)
Engineer: D.Strought
Status: Can be used next turn. Additional crew members can modify how useful this ship is. To crew, you will need to use an action to board the ship and declare your class (gunner/engineer) Pilot will determine when to attack. The pilot cannot attack if there are crew boarding. Ship can hold 4 people
Remaining Uses: 8/10

Love-rock-thrower
Flings rocks at desired target.
Status: Ready for Use

Field Hospital
Heals a player for 5 HP per turn. The wall cannot target a player in the hospital.
Status: Ready for Use

Luharis' Love Notes
Provides +15 HP per turn to the wall.

Second Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold 1 person
Status: Ready next turn

The Sports bar
Holds continuous recruitment drives to provide ships with AI if the pilot wishes. It also have 24/7 skyball coverage.

Second Wall
+5 Defense bonus to anyone behind it.
Allows to use long range weapons without losing cover.
Holds up to 5 people.
Status: Ready turn 8

Pie Depot
Decreases the time it takes to build constructs by 1 turn.
Status: Ready turn 8


The Wall
HP: 1997305/2000000
Status: Gives D.Strought a score of 10 for agility

Image will come later....

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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v2]

« on: November 11, 2016, 10:27:27 am »

End of Turn 4

Naoura
After gaining another new lump on your head, you venture out to gather more scrap. weaving in and out of the debris. The wall attempts to give you yet another lump but misses in the attempt.

Ongoing Action: Something
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 79/100

Guagadu
You decide that now is the perfect time to attack! You launch your boat and assign your sole engineer to man the guns! You unleash a torrent of lead and explosives. The wall shakes from the impact, however when the smoke clears, the wall still remains. In response, the wall showers the Stormbreaker with bricks. One strikes you in the knee.

Damage Dealt: 1393
Damage Taken: 10
HP: 78/100

Huskarr
As you continue constructing your trebuchet, a distinct mumbling can be heard discussing what would happen if a person would cross over to the other side of the wall. The wall is not concerned, for no man or machine has yet been able cross over to the other side. The wall takes this opportunity to remind Huskarr that even though he's still behind cover, the wall can still lob a boulder over it to hit him in the head.

Ongoing Action: Building a Trebuchet
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 11
HP: 89/100

The Mann
The wall is still focusing all of its attention on your totem pole. As you are digging your hole, the wall chucks several small bricks in the totem pole's direction.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 95/100

Richard LeMoon
A carrier pigeon suddenly lands on top of the cover, and delivers a message. As it begins its journey north, the wall fires a brick, and hits the pigeon squarely. There was no saving the bird.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP 100/100

Queso
The wall accepts your challenge, however is upset that there was no attempt to Nigiri. In response, it throws a white pebble onto the 3-4 point, and then chuck a brick at your head. Luckily, you were able to duck behind cover, however things are starting to get cramped now with the trebuchet almost complete.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100
State of the board:


Luharis
As you tape your letter to the wall, an aura can be seen spreading out from the letter. The wall still does not notice you, however it feels refreshed, and could take on the world.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

Piemanlives
You decide that your efforts would be best suited to assist in the building of the field hospital. With your help, you were able to complete the hospital ahead of schedule! The wall is jealous of your achievement, and tries to spoil your mood with a brick. Unfortunately, the brick falls short of its mark.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100
Achievement: "Expediter"


Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold up to 3 people.
Status: Ready for use. 3/3 Occupants

Totem Pole
A decorative stick. Taunts the wall to attack it instead of The Mann
HP: 14/30
Status: Can be added to, however going too high could topple the entire thing. Building higher may produce different effects.

Tea Stand
serves a gentlemanly brew to everyone for 5 cents. Gives a +2 to accuracy for 1 turn. In time, other brews can be served here.
Status: Ready for use. Currently serving Earl Grey.

Stormbreaker
Pilot: Guagadu
Engineer: AI Engineer (increases the number of times the Stormbreaker can be used before breaking. AI is less effective than a real player. Can be replaced by a real player later on)
Status: Can be used next turn. Additional crew members can modify how useful this ship is. To crew, you will need to use an action to board the ship and declare your class (gunner/engineer) Pilot will determine when to attack. The pilot cannot attack if there are crew boarding. Ship can hold 4 people
Remaining Uses: 4/5

Trebuchet
Flings rocks at desired target.
Status: Will be ready turn 6

Field Hospital
Heals a player for 5 HP per turn. The wall cannot target a player in the hospital.
Status: Ready for Use

Luharis' Love Note
Provides +5 HP per turn to the wall.


The Wall

HP: 1998588/2000000
Status: Really annoyed with that stick.

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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v2]

« on: November 10, 2016, 09:45:25 am »

End of Turn 3

Guagadu
As the smell of your cookies permeate throughout the area, it does not appear to have enticed any players to accompany you on what many assume to be a suicide mission. On the verge of tears, you suddenly spot an odd looking lump not to far off in the sand. on further investigation, you find that an AI engineer had previously fallen off of its original ship, and was stuck in the sand until you freed it. Having nothing better to do, the engineer joins your crew. The wall was jealous of this heartwarming moment, and decided to chuck a brick your way. Luckily you were able to dodge it in the nick of time.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 88/100

Huskarr
As you hurriedly make your way behind cover, you suddenly get some inspiration! What better way to defeat a rock throwing wall is there than throwing those rocks right back at it?!?! You begin your construction of the trebuchet (will be ready turn 6), starting with the small mechanisms first. Knowing that you will need to soon venture out of cover in order to continue construction. The wall desires to be the only thing that can throw rocks, and tosses a large boulder your way. The impact shakes the cover you were hiding behind.

Ongoing Action: Building a trebuchet
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

The Mann
The impact from the brick seems to have caused some form of head trauma. After thanking the wall for bludgeoning you, you get to work incorporating the brick into your extension of the totem pole. A stick is a stick, and there is no way the wall could be confused by it, however the wall does not like the totem getting this tall, and decides to target it instead of you.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 95/100

Naoura
Over all the commotion, suddenly a long string of curses that would make a grown sailor cry could be heard by everyone. Mouths drop, and eyes find Naoura dragging the squid engine over to cover. As you're hitting the engine with your spanner, you stand up to apologize to Huskarr for the noise. Unfortuantely, the wall takes this moment to lob a brick in your direction.

Ongoing Action: Something
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 5
HP: 79/100

Queso
With the Squid engine, and the trebuchet parts, you are just barely able to fit behind cover. You gather up some Kaya wood, and begin to fashion a go board. The wall enjoys this game, and decides to toss 361 black and white stones your way. The stones gather up in a nice pile beside you, however you will have to separate the black and the white stones yoursel

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 92/100
Inventory: Go set

D.Strought
You glance around and notice several of your fellow combatants have some scrapes and bruises forming from all the brick (maybe even a mild concussion in The Mann's case). You decide that now is the time to begin construction on a field hospital (will be ready turn 6). Unfortunately, there is no "safe" place available, and the wall chucks a brick your way for even trying to find one.

Ongoing Action: Building a field hospital
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 8
HP: 92/100

ShadedExalt
As you log in, the vast wall is the first thing you see. it's sheer size makes it difficult to determine how far off it is in the distance. You see your magnate over to the right. Suddenly the sky grows dark, and before you can figure out why, a large boulder strikes you. The wall has welcomed you to the game.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 10
HP: 90/100

Skymonger
As you enter, you decide to erect a tent, and begin to draw on the wall. As you draw, you begin to ask the wall questions. In response, the wall decides to pelt your tent with bricks leaving it in shambles, and then lob a rock at your head. It knows that it's purpose is to prevent anyone from getting past it, and could care less about who built it.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 8
HP: 92/100

Luharis
Suddenly, you pop out from the tall grass, and immediately want to fight someone. As you look for an opponent, your eyes lock on to the glorious wall. You fall in love at first sight, and decide to write a letter expressing your love. The wall fails to notice you.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100


Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold up to 3 people.
Status: Ready for use. 3/3 Occupants

Totem Pole
A decorative stick. Taunts the wall to attack it instead of The Mann
HP: 22/30
Status: Can be added to, however going too high could topple the entire thing. Building higher may produce different effects.

Tea Stand
serves a gentlemanly brew to everyone for 5 cents. Gives a +2 to accuracy for 1 turn. In time, other brews can be served here.
Status: Ready for use. Currently serving Earl Grey.

Stormbreaker
Pilot: Guagadu
Engineer: AI Engineer (increases the number of times the Stormbreaker can be used before breaking. AI is less effective than a real player. Can be replaced by a real player later on)
Status: Can be used next turn. Additional crew members can modify how useful this ship is. To crew, you will need to use an action to board the ship and declare your class (gunner/engineer) Pilot will determine when to attack. The pilot cannot attack if there are crew boarding. Ship can hold 4 people

Trebuchet
Flings rocks at desired target.
Status: Will be ready turn 6

Field Hospital
Heals a player for 5 HP per turn. The wall cannot target a player in the hospital.
Status: Will be ready turn 6


The Wall
HP:1999976/2000000
Status: Wants to wash Naoura's mouth out with soap

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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v2]

« on: November 09, 2016, 10:12:49 am »

End of Turn 2

Huskarr
As you toil away with your construct, an eerie tune starts to emanate out from you. No one knows what it is you are trying to hum, but they are all unnerved by it, and decide to give you some space. As your tune comes to an end, the final piece of your construct is put into it's place. Success! however The Wall is not impressed, and chucks a brick your way. Luckily, it just barely missed, but it reminds you that you should probably get behind your cover as soon as you can.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

The Mann
As you disengage from your misplaced hug, you continue to gaze upon the walls greatness. Inspiration suddenly strikes, and you decide what's better than a wall? That's right, a wall with a totem pole. You begin to construct your totem. For now, the size of the totem pales in comparison to the immense size of the wall. You may be able to build your totem even taller, however you fear the wind might knock it over. The wall sends a brick your way, as it's an equal opportunity bludgeoner.

Ongoing Action: Building a totem pole
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 5
HP: 95/100

D.Strought
You arrive in a coach, and begin to construct a tea stand for the other people around you (will be ready next turn). You craft a sign that reads "Earl Grey: 5¢". The Wall prefers Chai, and lobs a brick your way in protest. Fortunately, the brick falls just 1 inch to your right.

Ongoing Action: Building a tea stand
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

Guagadu
It doesn't take you long to find a serviceable stormbreaker, however a crew brave enough to face the wall has become a challenge. You may be able to fly the ship yourself, however you might not be able to effectively damage the wall without a crew. The wall sees you as a threat, and decides to lob a large boulder your way.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 12
HP: 88/100

Naoura
After your failed attempt to poke the wall to death, you look around your environment, and see the remains of a squid engine. A maniacal laugh can be heard, as you approach the engine, and begin whacking it with a spanner. The wall doesn't like you keeping secrets from it, and decides to throw a rock your way.

Ongoing Action: Something
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 9
HP: 84/100

Queso
Collectively, everyone feels a sense of uneasiness, as the wall appears to have grown silent, as if it were talking to itself. After a while, a person can be seen emerging from the wall. Unsure of who this person is, the participants decide to give Queso a wide berth. The wall Throws a brick in the newcomers direction, as even Muse gods have to get past the second wall before they can even attempt to break the fourth.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 8
HP: 92/100


Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold up to 3 people.
Status: Ready for use. 0/3 Occupants

Totem Pole
A decorative stick
Status: Can be added to, however going too high could topple the entire thing. Building higher may produce different effects.

Tea Stand
serves a gentlemanly brew to everyone for 5 cents. Gives a +2 to accuracy for 1 turn. In time, other brews can be served here.
Status: Ready for use. Currently serving Earl Grey.

Stormbreaker
Pilot: Guagadu
Status: Can be used next turn. Additional crew members can modify how useful this ship is. To crew, you will need to use an action to board the ship and declare your class (gunner/engineer) Pilot will determine when to attack. The pilot cannot attack if there are crew boarding. Ship can hold 4 people


The Wall

HP: 1999976/2000000
Status: Trying to get Huskarr's tune out of its head

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The Pit / Re: What do you blame Shinkurex for?

« on: November 08, 2016, 06:34:26 pm »

Huehuehuehuehue

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The Pit / Re: They said it couldn't be done...

« on: November 08, 2016, 04:20:08 pm »

They said it couldn't be done, but I finally did it... 100 Salutes! Take that N-Sunderland!

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The Pit / Re: The Wall [v2]

« on: November 08, 2016, 11:41:20 am »

End of Turn 1

Guagadu
You pose your question to the wall. As you finish your question, you see the wall shudder as it contemplates its creator. The wall has become confused, as there is no nation known as "Mexico" in Guns of Icarus. The wall attempts to throw a brick at you, but hurts itself in its confusion.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

Naoura
You look around you for something long and pointy, and finally settle on a long stick that could have once been a part of a squid that had previously attempted to fly over the wall. You approach the wall and start to poke it with your stick. Unfortunately, the unending heat has made the stick brittle, and it breaks on impact. The wall is currently confused, but was able to hurl a brick at you. Striking you in the abdomen.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 7
HP: 93/100

Huskarr
You emerge from your time machine to gaze upon the glorious wall. You immediately know that this wall means business, and begin constructing some basic defensive positions (this will be ready by turn 3). The Wall is currently confused. It lobs 3 stones your way in an attempt to disrupt your building. Instead, it has helped by increasing the size of your defensive construct, thus allowing more people to take cover behind it.

Ongoing Action: Building "Cover"
Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

RearAdmiralZill
You brazenly approach the wall, and prepare your most devastating glare. As your eyes narrow, you start to see the wall shudder as if it's uncomfortable by your gaze. Several large bricks become dislodged from the wall, and fall on your head.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 11
HP: 89/100

The Mann
As you fix your eyes upon the wall an immediate fondness wells up within you, and you are compelled to run up to the wall and give it a big hug. Unfortunately, you do not look where you are going, and end up hugging Guagadu instead. The wall is still confused, It hurts itself in its confusion.

Piemanlives
Your crust was about to become that golden brown that all pie men wish they had, when you were so rudely ejected from your oven. In a fit of rage, you spin around to see what has caused you this insult, and lay eyes upon a wall as far as the eye can see. Fear can clearly be seen in your eyes, as you know from your past experience that things are about to get ugly. The wall senses a moment of deja vu, and tries to hurl a boulder at you. Unfortunately, in its confusion, it hits itself instead.

Damage Dealt: 0
Damage Taken: 0
HP: 100/100

Other Damage

Confusion Damage: 24


Cover
Provides +5 to defense for anyone standing behind it. Can hold up to 3 people.
Status: Under construction until turn 3


The Wall

HP: 1999976/2000000
Status: Has snapped out of its confusion, and is now self-conscious of all the people looking at it.

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The Pit / Re: They said it couldn't be done...

« on: November 07, 2016, 03:33:53 pm »

Nah... this place is perfect..... They said it couldn't be done.... but WATERitsME took the blame away from me the other day.... was glorious

But without blame is Shinkurex really Shinkurex? You have been the repository of the community's collective blame for so long I fear for your identity and ours if the status quo is upset for too long.

It's okay.... Zill and Yiski promptly blamed me for something later on.... the quo has been maintained

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The Pit / The Wall [v2]

« on: November 07, 2016, 11:22:28 am »

Time to resurrect an old game brought to us by Oliver Colt. (https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,3284.0.html)

The Wall

The rules:

• The Wall is a sentient object. It will attack you (only in turns in which you're doing an action, to avoid killing someone who didn't check the thread for a while) and fight back.
• You guys have to post the one action you'd like to do in the ongoing turn (it can be silly but keep it realistic, remember you're just a bunch of mortals attacking a superior being).
• Each turn ends when I post the results of your actions (I'll post about other things too but the turn doesn't end until I post stats and such).
• The Wall starts with 2000000 hp (cause it's the second iteration of the wall  ).
• Each player starts with 100 hp.
• A normal attack takes only 1 turn, even if you need to go to your in-game home to get that water balloon you'll throw at the Wall.
• Larger attacks may take 2 turns (and unless it's really massive it shouldn't take more than that).
• Other actions like getting an object to protect yourself will take 1 turn but don't allow you to attack in that same turn.
• Other other actions like learning a specialization or building something will take you from 1 to 3 turns in which you can't attack the Wall but the Wall can attack you, and in the end they may give you bonuses or speed up some actions.
• The outcome of your actions will be determined by my dice.
• Feel free to bring your favorite ship!
• If you die you can take 1 turn to revive, but you get -1 max hp for every death.
• If you die completely you get to start over like a new player because why not xD

^{*Stolen from the first wall}

If there need to be any Rule addition/changes, I will make those at the end of each turn, and they will be in effect at the start of the next

The Wall
HP: 2000000
Status: Daring any and all challengers to face it!

To join in, say you're joining, and what your first action will be for turn 1. Have fun!

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The Pit / Re: They said it couldn't be done...

« on: November 06, 2016, 07:15:45 am »

Nah... this place is perfect..... They said it couldn't be done.... but WATERitsME took the blame away from me the other day.... was glorious

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You (Carn stole The Mann's stolen Shaded nachos!)

« on: May 03, 2016, 09:13:21 pm »

I ban Pieman b/c it's an improvement on the improvement

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The Pit / Re: Answer above, Ask below

« on: May 03, 2016, 09:11:53 pm »

Who is Sempai?

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You (Carn stole The Mann's stolen Shaded nachos!)

« on: May 03, 2016, 04:26:30 pm »

I ban Hamster for 317 salutes... I mean... that's just excessive

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The Pit / Re: Ban the User Above You (Carn stole The Mann's stolen Shaded nachos!)

« on: May 03, 2016, 09:14:31 am »

I ban Crow for making me google "Oligarchy"