3
« on: January 23, 2014, 02:33:15 am »
"Front guns, gentlemen"
"No seriously, front guns"
"Get off that damn Mercury and get on the front gat"
"Ok, NOW get on the mercury"
"Why are you still on front guns, I said Mercury"
"Oh Awesome to buff hammers. Wait, what?"
"You brought a buff hammer, spanner and rubber mallet and you knew we were fighting a squid?"
"Don't rebuild with the rubber mallet"
"Why did you bring a rubber mallet as a gunner? You're level 5! You know the best thing for you to field is a monkey wrench until told otherwise!"
"Two gunners? Must be duck season"
"I moved to the empty ship slot for a reason"
"Contrary to popular belief the spectator mode is the best way to find out what ship is best to join"
"Level 1 captain? I think it's best off you learn how to gun first. Let me captain instead, I'll show you a few tricks"
"Oh look a gat/mortar pyramid. How original"
"Oh it's just a hades. OH CRAP THE GUNNER KNOWS HOW TO USE IT"
"Why didn't you bring Chem Spray?"
"I've got dibs on main deck"
"Don't touch the hull. It is mine. Go fix something else"
"No seriously, don't touch it"
"You touched the hull and ruined the cooldowns. That's why we're dead"
"Please don't touch the hull this time"
"Their engineers didn't bring chem spray. Use incindiary"
"I'm fixing the hull, fix the engines instead"
"Guys, please don't argue with me. Especially when you're both level 1-3"
"I'm being an engie for my benefit, not yours"
"No, I won't join your ship. You didn't ask politely"
"Well our captain just quit. Let's see if we can turn this match around"
"You seriously think I'm going to go against you in this stacked lobby?"
"You see these half-empty ships and the one full one with level 10-plus players, not to mention all those full spectator slots filled with more level 10-plusses? Yeah, that's what's wrong with this game"
"Oh look another elitist 10-plus players who only wants to fly with other 10-plus players and not help out that level 3 English speaking ship over there who's clearly struggling to get a grasp of this game, even though they're all decent people and have microphones and are willing to learn a few things from someone more experienced"
"I'm sorry guys, it doesn't matter how good the crew is, 2 vs 1 is still 2 vs 1"
The list goes on...