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Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: RearAdmiralZill on May 01, 2013, 01:48:38 am

Title: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on May 01, 2013, 01:48:38 am
Sunderland has been sitting pretty with his salutes, and still no mic. Every time I see him in-game, he says "Oh soon Zill," "Few more days guys."

I am now making the public aware of this outrage.

Therefore, we much take back what is ours, and also endlessly guess what Sunderland really sounds like.

For all we know, Sunderland is really a girl!
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 01, 2013, 04:58:32 am
Grab your pitchforks and torches guys, it's angry mob time!
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 01, 2013, 07:37:25 am
Six days!
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 01, 2013, 07:37:58 am
Actually, I might need a 1-day extension, but no more than that.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Shinkurex on May 01, 2013, 07:43:02 am
Actually, I might need a 1-day extension, but no more than that.

-.- am I going to have to break some knee caps?
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 01, 2013, 07:45:51 am
*tried to think of distraction*

Hey, has anybody noticed how all the posters in this thread so far are CA Mods?
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Linen on May 01, 2013, 08:17:49 am
No.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on May 01, 2013, 09:15:39 am
You're distraction is now invalid.

We need results!
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Surette on May 01, 2013, 10:35:22 am
This is a travesty.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 01, 2013, 04:00:42 pm
Results will come. Don't be so impatient.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Shinkurex on May 01, 2013, 04:06:53 pm
*Puts away his bat*

Alright, I will wait a bit longer.... but if I don't see results, I expect those Salute!s to be returned..... with a little interest my way.... or else....

*Eyes the bat hopefully*

:P
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Shukketsushi on May 01, 2013, 05:42:59 pm

Do you have to go on an arduous six seven day hike to get this mythical microphone?
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 01, 2013, 05:44:10 pm
Yup. Lotsa mountains and dragons and balrogs in the way.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: HamsterIV on May 01, 2013, 05:58:11 pm
Do you have to sacrifice your voice to the sea witch Ursila in order to attain this magical device?
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 01, 2013, 06:01:32 pm
That's make for a good story, but it would kind of defeat the point of getting a mic :P
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Piemanlives on May 01, 2013, 09:59:19 pm
Get a mic, get one now.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on May 02, 2013, 01:36:51 am
I just don't want to hear Sunderlands voice, I want to hear him sing.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 02, 2013, 07:24:32 am
I just don't want to hear Sunderlands voice, I want to hear him sing.

Oh dear god, my signing voice sounds like a train crashing into a building overflowing with cats during an earthquake. Or something atrocious like that.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Keon on May 02, 2013, 10:12:41 am
balrogs in the way.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma98ryOAF51rf7jtbo1_1280.png)
Huzzah!
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Shinkurex on May 03, 2013, 05:19:15 pm
5 Days Sunderland...... 5 days.........
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on May 06, 2013, 09:46:12 am
2 days.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Piemanlives on May 06, 2013, 11:31:30 pm
We'll be waiting, and watching, and most definitely listening.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 06, 2013, 11:35:29 pm
I said that I'd get a mic... I never said I'd use it. Maybe I should get it and then not use it at all for a while :D
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on May 07, 2013, 02:30:09 am
You'll just make a toneless noise so we know you have it?

O!  Can it be the notes from close encounters?!
You could communicate solely through emotive cords.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Shinkurex on May 07, 2013, 02:35:40 am
You would have to show proof of purchase.... This being notarized by a third party, and submitted in triplicate to the auditory committee. Then, you would have to wait in line at the DMV (that is Department of Microphone Vocals) to perform a harmonic voice test and acquire your temporary MIC permit. This then has to be run over to the FBMS (Federal Bureau of Modulated Sound), where you must submit your MIC for testing, and more paperwork (Also handwritten in triplicate). If you do all this and your Salute!'s are not impounded due to a 7 Day time limit, then you can safely present to me the AR (Acoustics Report) for verification of your purchase.

--------Or---------

You can plug it in when you get it, and let us hear your voice...

The choice is yours

*Side Note* I am really really tired
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Qwerty Kun on May 07, 2013, 08:49:24 am
That just got you a salute skinkurex, for making me loose my shit in a big way :D
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Shinkurex on May 07, 2013, 01:25:10 pm
That just got you a salute sHinkurex, for making me loose my shit in a big way :D

I fixed that for you.... Does it really look like a k?.... anyway thanks.... And Sunderland.... 1 more day
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Keon on May 08, 2013, 10:08:38 am
I wonder. Maybe sunderland is secretly a dolphin or something. That could explain his reluctance to use voice chat.

Sunderland, we welcome dolphins to GOI!
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Wazulu on May 08, 2013, 10:15:40 am
I wonder. Maybe sunderland is secretly a dolphin or something. That could explain his reluctance to use voice chat.

Sunderland, we welcome dolphins to GOI!

Exactly, we're a diverse community as is, join us in glorious communication, fellow mammal. Tim can translate dolphin, right? Right?
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on May 08, 2013, 10:29:57 am
I plan to be on tonight, and by god I better hear a Sunderland voice.

That or it will be known that it is indeed true that Sunderland is in fact a very shy girl.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 08, 2013, 03:45:33 pm
You mean a very shy female dolphin
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 08, 2013, 04:29:45 pm
Three and a half hours before the stores close. Will I get a mic before then?

*suspense*
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 08, 2013, 04:37:19 pm
I'm more interested in how a dolphin can buy a mic. Do you go to regular stores or is it some kind of seaworld/computing/military experiment thing going on?
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: ATeddyBear on May 08, 2013, 04:43:42 pm
Maybe he needs the communication device like Darwin from Seaquest.

(http://johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/seaquest1.jpg)
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Sgt. Spoon on May 08, 2013, 05:12:12 pm
I was more thinking those American experiments from Red alert, but you might be on to something there teddy  :)

(http://media.moddb.com/images/games/1/7/6670/Dolphin1.png)
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Keon on May 08, 2013, 10:59:39 pm
I wonder. Maybe sunderland is secretly a dolphin or something. That could explain his reluctance to use voice chat.

Sunderland, we welcome dolphins to GOI!

Exactly, we're a diverse community as is, join us in glorious communication, fellow mammal. Tim can translate dolphin, right? Right?

I pretend to speak it and Tim can probably guess most of it. It can't be far off from whale.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Keon on May 08, 2013, 11:02:01 pm
Also, Sunderland. If we give you 50 more salutes, will change your avatar to a dolphin?
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 08, 2013, 11:03:41 pm
Got a mic today! The first few matches I thought I was having problems with it, but as it turned out it was muted by default -_-

So I talked to hizumi, Lehran, Letus, Spas, and a few others. I still tormented Shink and kept silent, though :D

Also, Sunderland. If we give you 50 more salutes, will change your avatar to a dolphin?

Not a chance :P
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Keon on May 08, 2013, 11:05:14 pm
Got a mic today! The first few matches I thought I was having problems with it, but as it turned out it was muted by default -_-

So I talked to hizumi, Lehran, Letus, Spas, and a few others. I still tormented Shink and kept silent, though :D

Also, Sunderland. If we give you 50 more salutes, will change your avatar to a dolphin?

Not a chance :P

PEOPLE!

On a scale of 1-10 how dolphinlike is his voice?
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 08, 2013, 11:42:21 pm
I plan to be on tonight, and by god I better hear a Sunderland voice.

Zill! Why weren't you online?
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on May 09, 2013, 12:29:06 am
I was. You left too early.
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Shinkurex on May 09, 2013, 12:34:10 am
Was it b/c of this:

You would have to show proof of purchase.... This being notarized by a third party, and submitted in triplicate to the auditory committee. Then, you would have to wait in line at the DMV (that is Department of Microphone Vocals) to perform a harmonic voice test and acquire your temporary MIC permit. This then has to be run over to the FBMS (Federal Bureau of Modulated Sound), where you must submit your MIC for testing, and more paperwork (Also handwritten in triplicate). If you do all this and your Salute!'s are not impounded due to a 7 Day time limit, then you can safely present to me the AR (Acoustics Report) for verification of your purchase.

--------Or---------

You can plug it in when you get it, and let us hear your voice...

The choice is yours

*Side Note* I am really really tired

If so, I expect your Acoustics Report tomorrow afternoon
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: Lord Dick Tim on May 09, 2013, 05:26:24 am
Dolphin clicking is annoying, nothing like the majestic song of the whale.  It sounds like a lower life form grinding its teeth together, probably fiending, can't wait to drag somebody down to its love cave.

Oh god, does Sunderland have a love cave? 
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: N-Sunderland on May 09, 2013, 07:35:25 am
Was it b/c of this:

You would have to show proof of purchase.... This being notarized by a third party, and submitted in triplicate to the auditory committee. Then, you would have to wait in line at the DMV (that is Department of Microphone Vocals) to perform a harmonic voice test and acquire your temporary MIC permit. This then has to be run over to the FBMS (Federal Bureau of Modulated Sound), where you must submit your MIC for testing, and more paperwork (Also handwritten in triplicate). If you do all this and your Salute!'s are not impounded due to a 7 Day time limit, then you can safely present to me the AR (Acoustics Report) for verification of your purchase.

--------Or---------

You can plug it in when you get it, and let us hear your voice...

The choice is yours

*Side Note* I am really really tired

If so, I expect your Acoustics Report tomorrow afternoon

Other people heard my voice, so too bad :P

I was. You left too early.

I was from like 7:30 to 11. You had a nice big window of time there!
Title: Re: I want my salutes back, and you should too!
Post by: RearAdmiralZill on May 09, 2013, 10:12:24 am
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I was from like 7:30 to 11. You had a nice big window of time there!

According to Shink, you had logged off 10 minutes after I got on. Not big enough yo!