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Off-Topic => The Lounge => Topic started by: David Dire on April 09, 2015, 10:58:00 pm

Title: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 09, 2015, 10:58:00 pm
you, yes, you, the non-immortal weaklings.

As you have recently seen, I have decided to unleash my power and show my true form.

Do your best not to anger me, or I'll burn you to a crisp in an instat.


Besides that, who of you shall join my power and make me stronger before I inevitably kill you in an extremely painful way?
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 09, 2015, 11:24:28 pm
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 09, 2015, 11:29:28 pm
RISE MY FELLOW WARRIORS! RISE AND DEFY THE PIT LORD!!
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Indreams on April 10, 2015, 12:11:07 am
RISE MY FELLOW WARRIORS! RISE AND DEFY THE PIT LORD!!

The thread is in the lounge, so he's the Lounge Lord. :P
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 12:13:47 am
RISE MY FELLOW WARRIORS! RISE AND DEFY THE PIT LORD!!

The thread is in the lounge, so he's the Lounge Lord. :P
His power cometh from the pit my son, he is the pit lord, and he has a timeshare in the lounge
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 12:58:27 am
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Mod Josie on April 10, 2015, 02:47:53 am
I heard that something was going down.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 04:28:33 am
I heard that something was going down.

Ah, a fellow god! Joining me on my Hellish control would be very nice indeed.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Mod Josie on April 10, 2015, 05:26:07 am
I heard that something was going down.
Ah, a fellow god! Joining me on my Hellish control would be very nice indeed.
Pff whatever. I'm going to go get lunch.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 10, 2015, 08:22:42 am
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 09:26:38 am
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

I have to decided to let you live... For now.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 10, 2015, 09:27:48 am
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

I have to decided to let you live... For now.

I think you're just bluffing.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 09:35:42 am
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

I have to decided to let you live... For now.

I think you're just bluffing.

Oh, he's not bluffing. Although he hasn't taken to bed in quite awhile, so he's probably just really grumpy.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 11:47:50 am
he's bluffing
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 11:48:50 am
he's bluffing

I used the wrong coffee type and he burned an entire civilation to the ground. Not really bluffing.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Koali on April 10, 2015, 04:18:26 pm
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

WHO, ME?!

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

Oh.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: ShadedExalt on April 10, 2015, 04:38:47 pm
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

WHO, ME?!

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

Oh.

The difference between the two of you is he's stupid, and you're ADORABLE.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Koali on April 10, 2015, 07:22:00 pm
Oh, stop it, you~
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 10:32:59 pm
I am NOT adorable!
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Koali on April 10, 2015, 10:34:57 pm
Nonono, Davidgra, he called me adorable and he called you stupid.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 10:36:52 pm
Davidgra can be considered adorable, consider how he thinks he's so tough?
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 10:38:41 pm
Nonono, Davidgra, he called me adorable and he called you stupid.

Listen here you pink shit, I am a god, I have been around for over 9000 years, I am not stupid. At least I have a brain you play-doh furball.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 10:40:18 pm
Davidgra can be considered adorable, consider how he thinks he's so tough?

At least I can survive getting knifed in the foot unlike you.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 10:40:47 pm
Nonono, Davidgra, he called me adorable and he called you stupid.

Listen here you pink shit, I am a god, I have been around for over 9000 years, I am not stupid. At least I have a brain you play-doh furball.
Hey Koali, can't you just like eat him and gain his powers?
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 10:41:19 pm
Davidgra can be considered adorable, consider how he thinks he's so tough?

At least I can survive getting knifed in the foot unlike you.
unless that blade is poisoned that is easily survivable
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 10:45:20 pm
Nonono, Davidgra, he called me adorable and he called you stupid.

Listen here you pink shit, I am a god, I have been around for over 9000 years, I am not stupid. At least I have a brain you play-doh furball.
Hey Koali, can't you just like eat him and gain his powers?

I can Instant Transmission anywhere instantly. Good luck eating me.








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At least I can survive getting knifed in the foot unlike you.
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unless that blade is poisoned that is easily survivable

Your call of duties says otherwise.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 10:47:50 pm
my what? and if you run away then you are no threat
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 10:50:20 pm
my what? and if you run away then you are no threat

Actually that'd be dodging, he means.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 10:52:19 pm
again, my what? i dont play CoD if thats what your referencing
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 10:54:11 pm
Well, as he's seen, it appears getting stabbed in the foot is fatal to humans.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 10:55:21 pm
again, unless thats a poisoned blade, not gonna die from it. Koali can you just eat him already?
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: David Dire on April 10, 2015, 10:56:46 pm
Oi, it's 11:00 where we are right now. He's a teensy bit tired and, therefore, grumpy.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 11:00:50 pm
its 11:0 where i am, but im not making death threats
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Koali on April 10, 2015, 11:07:06 pm
Meh. He isn't appetizing.
Title: Re: Mortals...
Post by: Carn on April 10, 2015, 11:07:52 pm
I can get you ketchup