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Offline David Dire

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Mortals...
« on: April 09, 2015, 10:58:00 pm »
you, yes, you, the non-immortal weaklings.

As you have recently seen, I have decided to unleash my power and show my true form.

Do your best not to anger me, or I'll burn you to a crisp in an instat.


Besides that, who of you shall join my power and make me stronger before I inevitably kill you in an extremely painful way?

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2015, 11:24:28 pm »
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2015, 11:39:43 pm by ShadedExalt »

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2015, 11:29:28 pm »
RISE MY FELLOW WARRIORS! RISE AND DEFY THE PIT LORD!!

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2015, 12:11:07 am »
RISE MY FELLOW WARRIORS! RISE AND DEFY THE PIT LORD!!

The thread is in the lounge, so he's the Lounge Lord. :P

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2015, 12:13:47 am »
RISE MY FELLOW WARRIORS! RISE AND DEFY THE PIT LORD!!

The thread is in the lounge, so he's the Lounge Lord. :P
His power cometh from the pit my son, he is the pit lord, and he has a timeshare in the lounge

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2015, 12:58:27 am »
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home
« Last Edit: April 10, 2015, 01:01:17 am by David Dire »

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2015, 02:47:53 am »
I heard that something was going down.

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2015, 04:28:33 am »
I heard that something was going down.

Ah, a fellow god! Joining me on my Hellish control would be very nice indeed.

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2015, 05:26:07 am »
I heard that something was going down.
Ah, a fellow god! Joining me on my Hellish control would be very nice indeed.
Pff whatever. I'm going to go get lunch.

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2015, 08:22:42 am »
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.


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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2015, 09:26:38 am »
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

I have to decided to let you live... For now.

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2015, 09:27:48 am »
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

I have to decided to let you live... For now.

I think you're just bluffing.

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2015, 09:35:42 am »
Hey, prissy twat!

Yeah, you, the stupid looking pink one.

It's spelt 'instant', not instat.

Also, learn to capitalize.

I do not wish to waste all my time with this typing. I could beam what I'm saying into your mind right now though, which would fry your brain from my sheer power.







And as that person below me said, my power is so great it extends far beyond my home

You don't seem to be doing a very good job of frying me with sheer anger yet.

I have to decided to let you live... For now.

I think you're just bluffing.

Oh, he's not bluffing. Although he hasn't taken to bed in quite awhile, so he's probably just really grumpy.

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2015, 11:47:50 am »
he's bluffing

Offline David Dire

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Re: Mortals...
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2015, 11:48:50 am »
he's bluffing

I used the wrong coffee type and he burned an entire civilation to the ground. Not really bluffing.