Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Alexander MV on January 26, 2015, 12:02:40 pm
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"Lets ram the Galleon!"
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"Another win, thanks to our Lochnager Shot!"
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"Another win, thanks to our Lochnager Shot!"
"Lets ram the Galleon!"
You've not flown a merc-heavy flak spire right until the Loch shot wins every round, so it is said a lot :)
Ramming Galleons seems to be an all too common thing in pub matches... Something that should not be said! :)
Things that have never ever been said:
"You novice pilots should use Galleon, it's the best ship to learn on."
"Don't use the pyramidion on this map!"
"I'm scared of taking part in the dev match, they're OP!"
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"I'm scared of taking part in the dev match, they're OP!"
I've literally seen people type this before. I am dead serious.
Well, I guess I shall contribute to this thread's purpose too:
"Incindiarry Ammo is really great on the Hades!"
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"Incindiarry Ammo is really great on the Hades!"
I've said this.
But I don't think anyone has said, while being serious
"you should use Loch flares as your kill weapons"
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But I don't think anyone has said, while being serious
"you should use Loch flares as your kill weapons"
Nope but I think most of us have shot loch flares just for the fun of it. :)
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"Ugh, I wish the lobby wait times were longer!"
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"I hope i get match made against the full Rydr first team."
"Burst Carronade OP."
"Impact bumpers are so meta."
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"Where did that galleon go?"
"The default Pilot costume is my favorite"
"It looks like both Cake crews are flying metamidions"
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"Where did that galleon go?"
King of the hill Desert scrap, the bugged clouds making ships invisible.... I've said it for every ship type now :'(
"The default Pilot costume is my favorite"
Spudnick may say that? ^
:)
"You should take a mobula to counter that blenderfish."
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"I would have won if that captain hadn't named his ship 'Our Ally'"
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From the deck of a Munker (Real Munker, not some poser Munker):
"Now be careful not to hit our allies."
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"Fly us closer we are outside of field gun range."
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"Fly us closer we are outside of field gun range."
Nope, I've said that before.
We were on 2v2 dunes. Our fresh player captain parked a sniper Spire 2000m away from the battle, on the top left corner.
Our ally died five times. The captain blamed them for the loss.
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"Im going to take full responsibility for my actions which resulted in our loss, instead of blaming my incompetence on our crew or team!"
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"I don't blame Shink"
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"Fly us closer we are outside of field gun range."
Nope, I've said that before.
We were on 2v2 dunes. Our fresh player captain parked a sniper Spire 2000m away from the battle, on the top left corner.
Our ally died five times. The captain blamed them for the loss.
Well they charged. If they don't want to work with a sniper boat, they can die in 2v1. I used to do this more when working on achievements back when achievements = level up. Usually more in 3v3 so it wouldn't be totally lopsided. Park my boat and try for those insane 2k+ kills. Few times people would yell at me, other times just rage quit or fly close to me. Took awhile before people started premade farming achievements. No other way to get them. All I'd say was...don't like it? feedback@musegames.com and tell them to get rid of the dumb achievements.
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"I hope i get match made against the full Rydr first team."
"Burst Carronade OP."
"Impact bumpers are so meta."
I have said the first one before. Mostly when I'm getting bored of Pubstomps, and want a tense battle where the intensity isn't rooted in the fear that my allies or crew will do something stupid. I've lost far more than I won, but I walk away feeling like I'm pushing myself to the limit. Which can be fun.
On-Topic:
"If we had more junkers, we would have won that Crazy King match."
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"MUSE has ruined this game by buffing the flare-gun, Lochnagar is way too powerful on it"
"Looks like Howard has picked something other than a Spire to fly."
"This game should have an in-game currency that you can buy for real money."
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Fun fact mobulas are strong vs. blenders, once popped they can drop under arcs.
Provided they don't have chute vent... ;)
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"This game is great if you want to play as the lone wolf!"
"Best fire fighter simulator ever!" #Jacobsreviewftw.
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"I think that 'Metacritic' review about Guns of Icarus Online is fair and justified"
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"I think that 'Metacritic' review about Guns of Icarus Online is fair and justified"
"'Metacritc' convinced me to get GOIO."
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"I think that 'Metacritic' review about Guns of Icarus Online is fair and justified"
"'Metacritc' convinced me to get GOIO."
"Metacritic was right."
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"I think that 'Metacritic' review about Guns of Icarus Online is fair and justified"
"'Metacritc' convinced me to get GOIO."
"Metacritic was right."
Although, actually, the outstanding user review of 82 positive against 5 mixed, 2 negative on meteoritic is pretty convincing.
Metacritic scores GOIO at 64 from 7 critic reviews from 2012. That's like judging current Minecraft from the critics in its alpha/beta stage.
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"Look! Over there! A skywhale!"
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"Look! Over there! A skywhale!"
Wrong thread, I think you meant to post in the "things everyone who has ever played this game said" thread.
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"Those fucking Community Ambassadors are such assholes!"
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"Those fucking Community Ambassadors are such assholes!"
Said more commonly than it should be, normally by a CoD part time player who's been told to mind their language or some such :(
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"I love you Queso" :(
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"I love you Queso" :(
Don't worry, I like you Queso.
"This game is so mainstream!"
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"I love you Queso" :(
Don't worry, I like you Queso.
Kamoba, I like how you narrowly avoided using the word "Love"
"You're not allowed to do that in The Pit!"
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"I love you Queso" :(
Don't worry, I like you Queso.
Kamoba, I like how you narrowly avoided using the word "Love"
"You're not allowed to do that in The Pit!"
Actually I typed love but hit I instead of O and my phone auto-corrected it to like ;)
"I used to be an engineer like you, then I took a cog to the knee."
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I think the power monkey did a great job keeping the hull up.
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engineers love moonshine
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"I love you Queso" :(
Don't worry, I like you Queso.
Kamoba, I like how you narrowly avoided using the word "Love"
"You're not allowed to do that in The Pit!"
Actually I typed love but hit I instead of O and my phone auto-corrected it to like ;)
Is that your excuse every Valentines Day? :D
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"I love you Queso" :(
Don't worry, I like you Queso.
Kamoba, I like how you narrowly avoided using the word "Love"
"You're not allowed to do that in The Pit!"
Actually I typed love but hit I instead of O and my phone auto-corrected it to like ;)
Is that your excuse every Valentines Day? :D
Fortunately this year I was able to avoid most of the commercialism awkwardness with the sale as an excuse... "I cant spend all our money on a romantic meal, there's a sale on, I need to hunt.. I mean train.. New players?..."