Guns Of Icarus Online

Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Indreams on December 02, 2014, 04:21:57 pm

Title: Boarding
Post by: Indreams on December 02, 2014, 04:21:57 pm
Let's have a boarding thread because this is DAH PIT!!  8) 8) 8)

Let all of us be as obnoxious as all the new people in the forum!

And pls, pls don't lock this thread, although, this is DAH PIT!!


We need boarding because powder monkeys have no point on the ship. I want to load them in my lumberjack and FIRE!
They can stop plaguing me, and plague the enemy.
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: DJ Calvary on December 02, 2014, 05:38:58 pm
IF THEY DON'T WANT BOARDING WHY DO THEY HAVE HARPOONS THAT SCREAMS BOARDING
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 02, 2014, 05:56:18 pm
because

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq28y7W6TGI
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: RedRoach on December 02, 2014, 06:06:09 pm
WHACK ALL THE PEOPLE WITH ALLL THE BUFF HAMMAARRSSS

If we can't have boading, then we will have guns! 360NOSCOPEFAZEHEADSHOTJUMPKILLWOOT
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: DJ Calvary on December 02, 2014, 08:52:51 pm
All day every day on the spires of full merc and flak
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Queso on December 02, 2014, 09:54:52 pm
I swear to the Sky Whale overlords that I will lock this thread one day!
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: BdrLineAzn on December 02, 2014, 09:59:13 pm
*Cough* Bacon Gods.... Um I mean yeah let's try and hop onto the enemy.
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Indreams on December 03, 2014, 10:34:15 am
Portable Banshee!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZQquSIK7wj0/TebLmueH1jI/AAAAAAAAB_c/LJDY1dIB3jk/s1600/007-YOLT_MKIGyrojet1.jpg)

Should definitely be added with boarding!
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Kamoba on December 03, 2014, 11:14:29 am
*clears throat and impersonates stereotype COD idiot.*

Coe brah u gotta giv me bordin cos I dunt wanna fix dat shit! Jus ram an leme jump on der ship an I'll pawn der butts wiv aimbots hax brah!

Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Cheesy Crackers on December 04, 2014, 03:43:08 am
Airships are OP and so is boarding, lets just get rid of them and have pvp melee combat instead.
I'll buff your mallet if you rebuild my right arm!
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Kamoba on December 04, 2014, 05:14:36 am
PvP mellee combat OP! We should nerf mallets and buff hammers fully and change chem spray to rainbow spray... Mallet should be heart stamper, it stamps hearts into walls... Extinguisher should shoot daisies!

We should call it Daisies and Ponies of Icarus... Gabriel made an arc to take two of each animal on board....
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: DJ Calvary on December 05, 2014, 11:09:37 pm
Movement is OP we shouldn't be able to move!
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Indreams on December 08, 2014, 12:15:28 am
Guys, we can't have boarding...
Imagine if Zuka or Rethburn comes aboard your ship...
We'll have real balance problems.
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Kamoba on December 08, 2014, 01:24:38 am
But I need boarding cus dis fixin be bolox brah! Why shud ah repair dat shizzle if I can jus whack everyone wiv a sword! Hur hue like chivalry brah!
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Arturo Sanchez on December 09, 2014, 09:18:50 am
so if I board the ship. Do I get the wenches? If not I am not interested in boarding. The AI clan has many mass produced wenches.
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Indreams on December 09, 2014, 10:04:36 am
so if I board the ship. Do I get the wenches? If not I am not interested in boarding. The AI clan has many mass produced wenches.

Well four wenches at most...

If you want wenches, it might be easier to go suicide bombings. 72 virgins, right?


*I apologize if I've offended anyone with the joke*
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Canon Whitecandle on January 03, 2015, 05:32:20 pm
Airships are OP and so is boarding, lets just get rid of them and have pvp melee combat instead.
I'll buff your mallet if you rebuild my right arm!
You can buff my mallet any day~
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Piemanlives on January 05, 2015, 03:00:57 am
What you fail to realize is just how OP teamwork is, I say we nerf all forms of communication!
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: DJ Calvary on January 06, 2015, 07:39:27 pm
What you fail to realize is just how OP teamwork is, I say we nerf all forms of communication!

Including the jumping and swinging type!
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Charon on January 07, 2015, 03:17:11 pm
What you fail to realize is just how OP teamwork is, I say we nerf all forms of communication!

Everyone's using teamspeak anyway, hahaha
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Indreams on January 07, 2015, 03:24:29 pm
What you fail to realize is just how OP teamwork is, I say we nerf all forms of communication!

(http://images.simplysyndicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/make-it-so-captain.jpg)
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Mod Josie on January 08, 2015, 03:19:12 am
What you fail to realize is just how OP teamwork is, I say we nerf all forms of communication!

(http://images.simplysyndicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/make-it-so-captain.jpg)

I would reply to this - but since communication has been nerfed I am only permitted to say..............
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Indreams on January 08, 2015, 10:54:04 am
Star Trek made me think...

Jumping from an airship to an airship is going to be like jumping out of a moving car, off a bridge, into your shot glass. Muse will have hard time coding it and making it work...

So, TRANSPORTERS!
And awkward, scripted fight scenes with double fist punch!

(https://tomwhahappen.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-transporterdog.jpg)
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Piemanlives on January 11, 2015, 10:56:47 pm
What you fail to realize is just how OP teamwork is, I say we nerf all forms of communication!

Everyone's using teamspeak anyway, hahaha

NERF TEAMSPEAK! Also hey Charon!
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Replaceable on January 12, 2015, 09:00:04 am
Mumble is the truest MLG VoIP of choice.
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Queso on January 12, 2015, 11:32:43 am
I mean, I've been using Mumble lately cause it's got positional voice audio in counter strike. I was pretty fond of raidcall though.
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Kamoba on January 17, 2015, 04:08:36 am
What did you all say?! I couldn't hear you all over the TeamSpeak chit chat!

@replaceable, you mumbled I couldn't hear you... "Mumbler!!""
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Indreams on January 17, 2015, 03:47:29 pm
We need a Guns of Icarus LEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!

And it will be so op that it will have to be nerved by mumbling.
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: DJ Calvary on January 20, 2015, 02:38:19 pm
a ship class called the LEEEEEEEROY MMJENKINS! it has all guns (4 heavy 3 light)  facing forward the balloon in the back, engines in the front. cant move , but a spires turning. and a pyras lift
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Kamoba on January 20, 2015, 03:03:37 pm
a ship class called the LEEEEEEEROY MMJENKINS! it has all guns (4 heavy 3 light)  facing forward the balloon in the back, engines in the front. cant move , but a spires turning. and a pyras lift

You forgot the three sheets of front armour which leaves only room for the guns to show, each with a need to be stripped before the next with at least two rounds of greased from a gatling.

Oh and a fog horn which plays "LEEEROY JEENKINS!" after every kill the ship makes.



And to counter the Leroy Jenkins, a ship called Chuck Norris, which has the ability to appear behind Leroy and pop his balloon with its nose.
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: David Dire on January 22, 2015, 08:59:20 am
Am I the only one that wants to not board my enemy's ships, but my team's Mobula so we can fire 5 Flak and Merc guns at the same time? ;~;
Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Kamoba on January 22, 2015, 09:38:02 am
Am I the only one that wants to not board my enemy's ships, but my team's Mobula so we can fire 5 Flak and Merc guns at the same time? ;~;

We tried to board allies before... The closest we got was seeing the avatar collide before respawn!
But yes boarding ally ships would be over powered, take a squid and galleon, junker or mobula then empty all three crew off the squid captain of squid runs and hides and the 7crew ship is left with incredible shooting and repair capabilities!

To dream the impossible dream...

Title: Re: Boarding
Post by: Indreams on January 24, 2015, 11:06:35 am
Why can't I tie up my gunner, who is insistent in using the flamethrower on a missile mobula (Arti and Banshee), to the mine launcher to eventually board enemy ships?